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...OMG!! Can we please pull this thread up out of the gutter just a bit?? ... <ugh!!!!>

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[quote=Schneed10;310941]"Worst thing you've done to the opposite sex" doesn't have to be of the relationship variety, and the traditional cheating on girlfriend or wife stories.

Maybe you stole a woman's marble rye and called her an old bag?

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In that case, I set my mom's bed on fire once, on Christmas Eve when I was like 8 year's old. She wasn't in it at the time nor was I even upset at her, just playing with matches and whoosh, the bed was on fire.

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The worst thing I did to a member of the opposite sex today was to drag Hess' thread into the gutter. For that, I am sorry. :(

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There should be a gutter forum where we can all lie down in sewage, drink MD 20/20s, and discuss bucking broncos and cleveland steamers.

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The worst thing I did to the opposite sex was: To call the twins I was sleeping by the wrong names.

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[quote=724Skinsfan;310957]In that case, I set my mom's bed on fire once, on Christmas Eve when I was like 8 year's old. She wasn't in it at the time nor was I even upset at her, just playing with matches and whoosh, the bed was on fire.[/quote]

Nice story. By the way, I totally got PWNED by your signature.

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[quote=Sammy Baugh Fan;310921]I stole a chicken off a lady's porch. It was frozen and thawing and I was hitchhiking across country.

Steal just one Chicken and they can call you a Chicken Thief for life. Geez.

Truedat!
peace

And yes I have asked for forgivness tho not that lady in that other state and repaid back many more than just 7 chickens. lol

peace[/quote]

Teach a man how to steal a chicken...........and you feed him for life

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I did call I guy I was with by my ex's name once - while in the act. That didn't go over well... Oh, and I told a guy once that he never deserved a second of the time I wasted slumming with him - loser.

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[quote=Southpaw;310954]Ha! I thought the Bucking Bronco was when she's on top, and you say mean stuff to her(you effing skank, you're such a whore, you're not as good as my last girlfriend, etc.), and you do your best to keep her from dismounting.[/quote]


thats funny

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[quote=Schneed10;310964]Nice story. By the way, I totally got PWNED by your signature.[/quote]

LOL

Schneed, as high up on the intellectual respect ladder of mine that you are on, you just went down a rung. It's still pretty high but ...

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[quote=hesscl34;310965]I did call I guy I was with by my ex's name once - while in the act. That didn't go over well... Oh, and I told a guy once that he never deserved a second of the time I wasted slumming with him - loser.[/quote]


now that is just evil

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;310969]now that is just evil[/quote]


Trust me, he deserved it!

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[quote=hesscl34;310970]Trust me, he deserved it![/quote]


not saying he didnt but it is still evil but funny

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oh, and I've faked it of course.... Every woman has done that, and feels a little guilty...

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[quote=hesscl34;310965]I did call I guy I was with by my ex's name once - while in the act. That didn't go over well... Oh, and I told a guy once that he never deserved a second of the time I wasted slumming with him - loser.[/quote]

I couldn't think of anything, but your story jogged my memory. I was arguing with a previous girlfriend on the phone, and in the middle of being angry and tired, I called her my ex's name on accident. The ex was a complete skank, and the girl I was arguing with knew it from things I had said.

So anyway, I called her the wrong name and she responds with "WHAT!?". Instead of trying to explain that it was a mistake and saying I was sorry, I responded with "You heard me". I have no idea why I said that. Maybe my inner asshead comes out when I'm tired. Either way, it was fun trying to dig myself out of that hole.