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[quote=CRedskinsRule;680751]We need the filet-o-fish song updated for off-topic threads. Give me back my off topic![/quote]
I think tryfuhl went thru Matty's window, but the off topic is back!

Major Media can't beat the fish!

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matty seriously i am getting pissed.

my brother is blocked from the site, i didnt get the 5 dollar off email, etc. what is going on.

i am boycotting capitalization as my sign of silent protest. if i dont get a response i might consider jumping ship with schneed.

this really isnt funny. why would you do this on april fools day? you think its funny? no one believes me when all this is happening! people think im acting and personally attacking me.

i hate to say this but es might be a bit better.

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;680788]I think tryfuhl went thru Matty's window, but the off topic is back!

Major Media can't beat the fish![/quote]

Who do you think suggested the sale to the news outlet? :food-smil

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everything's funny but the temporary shutdowns, not a fan of that

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The black SUV's and helicoptors are back. Tryful has been outed. Save yourselves. The Greater Good movement is real and after you.

Please let my children know I loved them.

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[quote=tryfuhl;680790]Who do you think suggested the sale to the news outlet? :food-smil[/quote]
Wait, McD's is buying the Warpath? The clown, the colors, April Fool's day purchase. Now it all makes sense: The new Administrator will be McD5. I humbly apologize for thinking this was an April Fool's joke.

Not sure how that improves our news source, but Mayor McCheese may have connections!

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Oh snap, I just realized that today is...HOLY THURSDAY!, this can't be a joke on a today like today, I'll pray for your souls if it is though!

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Not gonna lie this jokes a little lame

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this loook of the site for april fools is annoying

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most april fools jokes aren't too fun

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[quote=Summo;680795]Oh snap, I just realized that today is...HOLY THURSDAY!, this can't be a joke on a today like today, I'll pray for your souls if it is though![/quote]So is Matty going to invite all of the Mods to dinner tonight, share bread and wine, and then reveal that TMC has betrayed him?

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well as a conservative I think its great if you sold the site and made alot of money but when the new owner takes over he will find out we are a bunch of cheap guys. I'll pay the fee but will not visit the site very often because there are only so many Should We Draft Him threads or Should We take A Chance On Him threads about some guy who just got dumped from a team who had been in jail in the past three years. One thing. Do you think they will install spell check.

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[quote=Ruhskins;680723]Given these background colors, sandtrapjack and D'BOYZ are going to think they are in a Cowpukes forum.[/quote]

No, Dallas has that greenish-silver on the bottom, that doesn't match the top and the blue on the top is darker than the blue below. To look like a Dallas uniform, we'd need about 7 different colors!


(their mismatched colors have always bugged me)
[IMG]http://www.texnews.com/cowboyscamp/aikman0731.jpg[/IMG]

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I think its pretty hysterical...just looking at the new layout of the site the first thing I though was why does it look like this, wait a minute, how many days are there in march? lol

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ahahahaha that is amazing, I love it

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Everytime I click something it jumps back and forth.

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[quote=Mattyk;680627]The Warpath is going to be partnering up with a major news outlet in the very near future! I'm not at liberty to discuss the details just yet, but there are some changes that will be taking place prior to the formal announcement of this new partnership that I need to discuss.

#1, as part of the agreement with this major media outlet, we have to shut down all off-topic discussions. Let's just say they are not a fan of the political discussions, too risque I guess you could say. So bye-bye parking lot.

#2, we're going to eventually be moving to a fee based membership model. Not sure of the specifics in regard to that either, I'm guessing around $20-$25 per year and it's looking like it will take effect just before the season kicks off. Unfortunately we cannot grandfather in original members, so this will be effective for everyone currently on the site as well as new members. Once we activate the system, anyone that does not pay for a membership will be automatically banned and their account & posts permanently deleted.

#3, under the terms of this new partnership we really have to clean up our act. Meaning a lot of bans are going to be handed out in the upcoming few weeks in order to clean house. I can't reveal the criteria for those that will be booted, but if all of a sudden you can't access the site, you'll know why.

I know this may come as a shock, but we believe these changes are for the greater good of the site, and once you see who the partnership is with and the content we'll be able to provide as a result, you'll be more than pleased.

We'll release more details in the coming weeks as they become available. Thanks everyone![/quote]

I hope this is an April Fool's joke.

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[quote=Trample the Elderly;680822]I hope this is an April Fool's joke.[/quote]

It's the government.

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King Obama bought us out!

He pays well though.

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[quote=tryfuhl;680825]It's the government.[/quote]

No, then the joke would be on everyone, not just Redskins fans.

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[quote=Mattyk;680828]King Obama bought us out!

He pays well though.[/quote]

Now we know you're joking. King Obama doesn't actually pay for anything he wants to take.

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He gave me some of that stimulus cheese, he wants to be admin.

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Anything to keep him from actual work, I suppose...

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Just like us, hey he's a man of the people lol

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After I got to thinking about it I decided I didn't want this to become just another Redskins site and it kinda pissed me off. This is kinda like family here. Actually [B]just like[/B] family, I don't get along with everybody. :) The more I thought about it the more pissed I got. I threw my cat out the window and chewed my GF out for no reason.....not that I believed it or anything. :doh:

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This is the worst April fools joke in years.

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any update on my brothers account? hes called me a couple times and i am at work and i keep getting interrupted.

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[quote=Raw0114;680866]This is the worst April fools joke in years.[/quote]


I don't think it was a bad idea but we have been doing them here for quiet a bit now, so it was going to be hard to pull the wool over the senior members eyes.

Some past years they have gotten me pretty good though.

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I usually dont comment on stuff like this but, when i woke up i didn't remember it was 4/1 and was caught off guard by this. so my reply was a little bitter. i've had my cup of joe and now feel like an ass.

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[quote=Raw0114;680876]i've had my cup of joe and now feel like an ass.[/quote]

Maybe you should try a different brand of coffee if it makes you feel that way.

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[quote=Raw0114;680876]I usually dont comment on stuff like this but, when i woke up i didn't remember it was 4/1 and was caught off guard by this. so my reply was a little bitter. i've had my cup of joe and now feel like an ass.[/quote]Raw0114 never has a second cup of coffee at home.

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[quote=12thMan;680713]Seriously though, please don't take away the parking lot. That [B]shit's[/B] like crack, baby. (Dave Chappelle voice)[/quote]

Bam! Your number two to get banned. ;)

I'm betting we all are done by the end of the week. LOL.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;680894]Raw0114 never has a second cup of coffee at home.[/quote]

How would you know? Are you his wife?

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I hope this is a joke,I like the Warpath the way it is

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Ok folks took some time to look up but here are the rules in regards to language and the 7 words you can't say per.... George Carlin:

[QUOTE]“ Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits. Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.
[/QUOTE]

Avoid these and your good. :)

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[quote=SBXVII;680904]Ok folks took some time to look up but here are the rules in regards to language and the 7 words you can't say per.... George Carlin:



Avoid these and your good. :)[/quote]

My wife tricked me into eternal damnation.

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Man you really had me scared. I went to go to the off-topic section this morning and it was gone....wow really convincing. Good Job guys. This was my first April Fool's here....

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;680894]Raw0114 never has a second cup of coffee at home.[/quote]

From "Airplane!" Well played.

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[quote=Lotus;680748]The Warpath was just bought out by Jerry Jones and the Cowboys Network. Get used to the colors.[/quote]

That's funny, I love this site the WARPATH you better be joking.

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Well the best news outlet in the country is The Onion so I could definitely see that happening.

[url=http://www.theonion.com/]The Onion - America's Finest News Source[/url]