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[quote=CRedskinsRule;696305]My God Jim,
I'm a doctor not an NFL GM![/quote]

Arrrr. A fellow Trekie.

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Just assume that AH isn't going to do what he said he would do and go ahead and trade him anyway.

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[quote=Dirtbag359;696306]Couldn't agree more. Sorry but this is way to hypothetical to merit it's own thread. Plus I wouldn't start a thread like this so soon after a certain event that recently just happened that I don't feel like talking about.[/quote]

Since Dirtbag nominated me for the next open moderator spot........Thread locked. Wait damn, that didn't work. I need the moderator password. Hey SmootSmack, what's your login info?????

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[quote=artmonkforhallofamein07;696508]Thanks for the recipe!!

Crepes for desert tonight.

Back to the thread topic. I will give my short answer.

No.

BTW noob posters. You will get destroyed on the WP for coming up with some really dumb threads. This isn't ES where people make 50-100 threads a day.

I have started a dumb thread or 2 in the past and will not make the mistake again. LOL... even had one locked after 2 response. Think before you start one. This is one of the worst and dumbest I have seen. Don't start threads on random ideas that pop in your head or you will be crucified.[/quote]

Wait this isn't ES??????? Now where will I find Egg Salad at?????

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I can't believe this thread has 1,000 views. Fail.

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[quote=GMScud;696856]I can't believe this thread has 1,000 views. Fail.[/quote]

I would love it if this thread would die.

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You guys are just afraid you'll have to take the football literacy tests!

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I would trade Haynesworth for two cases of Corona, a bag of limes and some twizzlers.

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I've been around since 03/03/ 2007. Just had my 100th post and wouldn't think of starting a thread.

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[quote=SkinzzFan;696860]I would trade Haynesworth for two cases of Corona, a bag of limes and some twizzlers.[/quote]

that's what Oakland gave us for Jason Campbell

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[quote=GMScud;696864]that's what Oakland gave us for Jason Campbell[/quote]

LOL...true.

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[quote=redskin37;696862]I've been around since 03/03/ 2007. Just had my 100th post and wouldn't think of starting a thread.[/quote]

Looking at your past posts I have no doubt that you could start any number of quality threads...

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[quote=GMScud;696864]that's what Oakland gave us for Jason Campbell[/quote]

Well to be fair they haven't given us anything yet!

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[quote=redskin37;696862]I've been around since 03/03/ 2007. Just had my 100th post and wouldn't think of starting a thread.[/quote]

I'm sure BlindReckoning is kind of put off right now based on all the responses to his thread. But as someone who's been around this site for nearly 4 years, we do pride ourselves on being the website for the knowledgeable fan. If that makes us stuck up, fine. It's what sets us apart from the shit show that is Extreme Skins- Cluttered, nonsensical, hard to read BS with power tripping moderators.

Threads like "would you trade a side of rice pilaf for Peyton Manning" aren't even worthy of discussion, and have no place here. Much like this thread- it's not even a remote possibility that we'll trade AH for Clady.

It's just rookie hazing, nothing personal. And redskin37- if you've been around here for 3 years, you shouldn't hesitate to post a thread, even if you only have 100 posts. If you've been reading this site for that long, you certainly know what's thread-worthy and what isn't.

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You have to check-in with Dirtbag first, he's the quality controller on new threads. :D

Actually I'd like to give Dirtbag props for some excellent information throughout the draft process and during the free agency period thusfar. :goodjob:

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[quote=53Fan;696873][B]You have to check-in with Dirtbag first, he's the quality controller on new threads[/B]. :D

Actually I'd like to give Dirtbag props for some excellent information throughout the draft process and during the free agency period thusfar. :goodjob:[/quote]

That would explain the low quality of threads that have come along since I was hired. I guess theres nothing left to do but take my severance package and resign.

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[quote=GMScud;696856]I can't believe this thread has 1,000 views. Fail.[/quote]

I can't believe it's not butter!!!!!!!!!!!

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[quote=Dirtbag359;696878]That would explain the low quality of threads that have come along since I was hired. I guess theres nothing left to do but take my severance package and resign.[/quote]

You don't get the package if you resign only if you get fired.

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;696868]Well to be fair they haven't given us anything yet![/quote]

Gee, really?

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;696886]You don't get the package if you resign only if you get fired.[/quote]

Please the accounting department around is so lax. I mean they spend most of their time in the Drunk thread.

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[quote=Dirtbag359;696918]Please the accounting department around is so lax. I mean they spend most of their time in the Drunk thread.[/quote]

True I can hear the sipping of Jack Daniels right now

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[quote=GMScud;696869]I'm sure BlindReckoning is kind of put off right now based on all the responses to his thread. But as someone who's been around this site for nearly 4 years, we do pride ourselves on being the website for the knowledgeable fan. If that makes us stuck up, fine. [B]It's what sets us apart from the shit show that is Extreme Skins[/B]- Ccluttered, nonsensical, hard to read BS with power tripping moderators.

Threads like "would you trade a side of rice pilaf for Peyton Manning" aren't even worthy of discussion, and have no place here. Much like this thread- it's not even a remote possibility that we'll trade AH for Clady.

It's just rookie hazing, nothing personal. And redskin37- if you've been around here for 3 years, you shouldn't hesitate to post a thread, even if you only have 100 posts. If you've been reading this site for that long, you certainly know what's thread-worthy and what isn't.[/quote]

A well-reasoned and organized post. However, from a grammatical standpoint I believe shit show should be shit-show :oink:

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It is insane how much response this thread has received. Undeserving doesn't even begin to explain...

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[quote=GMScud;696864]that's what Oakland gave us for Jason Campbell[/quote]
the twizzlers were expired.. not even the pull n peel kind

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[quote=The Goat;696926]It is insane how much response this thread has received. Undeserving doesn't even begin to explain...[/quote]
You say this after you post 2 posts in a row.

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Ironic, no? At least mine were addressing other quotes :silly:

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[quote=tryfuhl;696930]Ironic, no? At least mine were addressing other quotes :silly:[/quote]

LOL. I'm late to the party...never said I didn't wanna be here.

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[quote=Dlyne8r;696380]HOW TO MAKE SILVERBACK SWEDISH PANCAKES

Griddle Cakes:

Stir, don't beat the hell out of, griddle-cake silverback batter, and you needn't grease the griddle if the batter contains two or more tablespoons of shortening per cup of liquid (try saying that after a couple of 'Grilla Margaritas). Turn griddle cakes when they're peppered with tiny holes, no sooner (just later), and turn them just once (or more if'n you like). Drops of cold water "dance" on a hot-enough griddle like silverbacks dance on D-linemen in September.

3 cup milk
1 1/2 cups flour
3 tbsps. shortening, melted
3 eggs
2 tbsps. sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 qt. Godzilla Juice (aka Crown Royal)

Sift flour, measure, add baking powder, salt and sugar, step outside for a smoke. Combine egg, milk and melted shortening. Pour into flour mixture and mix just enough to moisten dry ingredients. Do not beat (let silverback handle this step). Drop by spoonfuls on a hot griddle and get jiggy wid it.

Variation:

Spread each cake, when baked, with jelly or jam. Roll as for jelly roll; sprinkle with confectioners' sugar and kiss my gorilla ass.

Time, Temp and Yield:

8 large cakes[/quote]

Swedish pancakes are just like crepes, nothing like your run of the mill griddle pancakes. Very light and very tasty!!!!! Although I have to admit your recipe is tempting. Seeing Silverback get jiggy with it and somebody kissing his ass would be very amusing!!!!!!!!!!! Nice touch with the Crown Royal!!!

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Shades of Chris Wilson and, dare I say it, ... Question 3.

Now all we need is a tangentially relevant reference to the Simpsons, Nazis and Pie.

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Well clearly Grampa Simpson spoke to whether this trade should take place in the infamous [U]Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish' (1996)[/U] episode.

(Some liberties may have been taken with the actual quotes!)
Bart: [to Mr. Allen, who is going to trade Haynesworth] Mr. Allen, can you take me with you? I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong.

Grampa: I was at Fedex field with Albert Haynesworth. We were the first to discover his horrible secret.
[flashback]
John F Kennedy played by Albert Haynesworth: A um ah, Ich bin ein Bronco errrr Berliner.
Grampa: He's a Nazi, get him.

(later)
Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
[the children laugh]
Albert Haynesworth: "Dickety"? Highly dubious!
Grampa: What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!


Clearly this teaches us that AH wants to be a Bronco, but we have to chase him and shouldn't give up, because he's eaten too much pie.

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wtf... this thread has turned into the pancake/crepe/griddle cake recipe thread! funny stuff.

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[quote=redskin37;696862]I've been around since 03/03/ 2007. Just had my 100th post and wouldn't think of starting a thread.[/quote]


Congrats on making the centrury mark!

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the above quotes can be checked for accuracy simply by googling Simpsons nazis pie. Ain't the world a wonderful place!

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I would love seeing two 20 year old blondes with natural D-cups laying next to me in the morning but it isn't happening.

If we let go of Haynesworth, we aren't getting dick. (dick = anything near his value on the field)

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No way I trade Albert for less than a 1st round pick. So with that being said we have one of the top D-Lineman in the NFL lets use him to make our defense a top 5 defense. Every team we face will have to game :nono:plan for Albert Haynesworth this alone helps our defense.

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[quote=skins89moss;697265]No way I trade Albert for less than a 1st round pick. So with that being said we have one of the top D-Lineman in the NFL lets use him to make our defense a top 5 defense. Every team we face will have to game pl[URL]http://http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/91007890.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D009DE1732D270852EDCB1C4E7F21D746B904105AE62A381C8[/URL]an for Albert Haynesworth this alone helps our defense.[/quote]
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[quote=Pocket$ $traight;697244]I would love seeing two 20 year old blondes with natural D-cups laying next to me in the morning but it isn't happening.

If we let go of Haynesworth, we aren't getting dick. (dick = anything near his value on the field)[/quote]

Especially if you have 2 natural blonds waking up next to you.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;697477]Especially if you have 2 natural blonds waking up next to you.[/quote]

Now they would be getting dick!!! lol

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How is this thread still breathing?

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[quote=wilsowilso;697909]How is this thread still breathing?[/quote]

Just like Al at the bottom of the pile after second down...