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Bottle of Corona followed by a Shot of Tequilla. Repeat process until one of the following occour.
1. Pass out
2. Puke
3. Disgust 3 chicks in a row
4. Hit on your wife thinking that she is another woman
5. Fondle another woman thinking that she is your wife
6. Attempt to dance or perform exercise

[U][I]Discontinue use forever if you ever hit on your sister or a dude.[/I][/U]

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I don't mind getting sloshed every now and then, but I hate being handicapped. If you drink to the point where you can't take care of yourself it sucks really bad.

My girlfriend gets really annoyed when I do that.

We've been dating for 4 years and she still refuses go out to a bar with me. If I'm there on my own, I never want to get wasted, but the second she's there I'm in some sort of comfort zone and feel the need to get belligerent.

I suddenly realize

A) I've got a ride home
B) I've got a [I]ride [/I]home
C) I've got someone to wake me up so I can get shit done the next day
D) If I don't have enough money, I just get my sugar momma to cover for me.

Man, True love is amazing.

(I'm just joking about everying.... sorta)

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[quote=RobH4413;302441]I don't mind getting sloshed every now and then, but I hate being handicapped. If you drink to the point where you can't take care of yourself it sucks really bad.

My girlfriend gets really annoyed when I do that.

We've been dating for 4 years and she still refuses go out to a bar with me. If I'm there on my own, I never want to get wasted, but the second she's there I'm in some sort of comfort zone and feel the need to get belligerent.

I suddenly realize

A) I've got a ride home
B) I've got a [I]ride [/I]home
C) I've got someone to wake me up so I can get shit done the next day
D) If I don't have enough money, I just get my sugar momma to cover for me.

Man, True love is amazing.

(I'm just joking about everying.... sorta)[/quote]

I make my sugar momma go out with me. And my wife is on standby taking care of my kids at the house. Like I said "I keep my pimp hand strong!"

J/K. My wife comes with me whenever she want's to. At least that's what I let her think.

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[quote=Schneed10;301180]LOL, the beer on a beach thing reminded me of a story that really belongs in the College Stories thread, but I'll tell it here anyway.

Just before graduation we all head down to the Outer Banks for a week. We called it beach week, but a lot of colleges call it your traditional senior week. So we rented a house right on the beach and the whole nine, and we've got kegs on the deck and everything. So at like 4 am finally people are starting to pass out, and my buddy and I are like we should be drinking on the beach right now. So we pick up one of the kegs and carry it down to the beach (it was almost empty so not too heavy). No cups, we're just passing the tap back and forth. So we end up passing out for a couple hours and I wake up at like 7:00 am, and I've got no idea what's going on so I stumble back up to the house and flop down in bed. But I left my buddy down there by accident. He woke up at noon and came back to the house. He was BEET red with sunburn, and a few hours later developed blisters. Basically he drank himself into some serious sun poisoning.

He got all mad at me for not waking him up, but I'd like to know who would count on someone who was up drinking straight from a keg until 5 in the morning?[/quote]

that's friggin classic. and NO WAY were you at fault!

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Wanna know something weird? They don't sell 40's in Florida.

When I first moved here, and people told me this, I actually thought they were just talking out of their asses. Eight years later, I have never seen one for sale, and a friend of mine goes up to Georgia to get them. Of course, I haven't been to every beer shop in the state, but I have been to quite a few. Can anyone else living in Florida confirm this?

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Domestic: Miller Lite
Import: Labatt Blue (favorite)
Cheap: Mickeys!!!!!

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Coffee.

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[quote=Buster;302612]Coffee.[/quote]

Can't go wrong there! Sometimes a good cup of coffee hits the spot just like a good drink!

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It's just as addicting too. I can't miss a day without a cup (or 3).

I'm not allowed to drink alcohal anyways (doc's orders), so I need some kind of unhealthy addiction, right? :)

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[quote=GMScud;302565]that's friggin classic. and NO WAY were you at fault![/quote]


I have a similar story. I use to live on a busy street in Cranston, RI, weel my buddy and I got really drunk one summer night and passed out in the front lawn. I woke up at like 5 am and went in (I forgot he was out there as well, still drunk). Long story short he got arrested for public intoxication. He was not to happy with me. Oh well I just happen to wake up to car horns before him.

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Domestic: Coors Light
Import: Modela (sp)
Cheap: Naddy Light

I basically only drink Coors Light

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[quote=Buster;302612]Coffee.[/quote]
Irish Coffee?

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Domestic: Dominion hefeweizen
Import: Paulaner Original or hefeweizen
Cheap: Pabst Blue Ribon

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Sweet Iced Tea. It's the house wine of the South.

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Everyone at my school drinks sweet tea. It is insane. I had never realized it was that big in the South, and I am only two hours from Northern VA.