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[quote=FRPLG;542348]"Distinguished" could mean so many things.

Carrot Top is "distinguished" in that he is an f'n freak that looks like no other and probably scares small children.[/quote]

Let me clarify.

I often introduce my region as "the Senator from Indiana".

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[quote=jamf;542402]Do you pee in the shower?[/quote]

I won't say I haven't, but I endeavor to take care of business before entering.

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[quote=jamf;542409]Has the sight of a man ever made you sexually aroused? Smooty doesn't count, he is a sexy bitch....[/quote]

The sight of a man has never aroused me sexually. In fact, when I have to sleep with men (for cigarettes and such), I have to think of beautiful women to perform.

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[quote=jamf;542413]Have you ever tucked your "package" between your legs and looked at yourself in the mirror?[/quote]

Of course. Don't ask questions you already know the answer to. It insults us all.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542491]What HAS SmootSmack done with TAFKAS??????[/quote]

I can guarantee you that SmootSmack has pleasured TAFKAS with his hands, and vice versa.

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[quote=BrudLee;542584]Let me clarify.

I often introduce my region as "the Senator from Indiana".[/quote]

Okay, that was funny.

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[quote=70Chip;542505]What was the deal with Bertrand Russell?

Do you hold with premillinielism or postmillinielism?

Was William Randolph Hearst really responsinble for the Spanish American War??

If California crumbles into the sea, will you go back to Annandale?

Is dissent still patriotic?[/quote]

Bertrand Russell is owed a debt of thanks by every soul on the planet. He was one of the five greatest people to ever live, and I would pick three of the others from the Bible.

Premillennialism would almost be self-defeated, wouldn't it? I would say that if you forced me to self-identify, I would be a Revivalist Postmillennialism advocate.

Hearst didn't sink the Maine, which lit the spark. His papers certainly fanned the flames, but sinking the warship was the cause of the War.

If California sinks into the ocean, I'm sitting on a throne of money with Lex Luthor.

Vocal dissent by citizens is neither patriotic or unpatriotic, and it never was either of the two.


/dick joke

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If Jimmy cracks corn and no ones cares then why does he do it?

If I leave my 5 year old home alone will he foil 2 criminals?

When you close the fridge does the light actually turn off?

Do you know Matt Leinart personally cause Mark Sanchez does?

How old is 15 really?

Should the age of consent be lowered??

Why can I go to war at 18 but can't drink till 21?

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If I give my dog a cheeseburger, will he now want to eat the cows at the farm next door?

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]If Jimmy cracks corn and no ones cares then why does he do it?[/quote]
The same reason guys do anything - he believes it impresses the ladies.

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]If I leave my 5 year old home alone will he foil 2 criminals?[/quote]
You'd better hope not. If you leave your 5 year old home alone, the two criminals are you and your wife/girlfriend/life partner.

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]When you close the fridge does the light actually turn off?[/quote]
Yes. Don't feel bad though - your food can see in the dark.

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]Do you know Matt Leinart personally, cause Mark Sanchez does?[/quote]
Curiously, I have a friend who lived in Tempe, so I've been in the same restaurant as Leinart twice. He seems like a nice enough guy, although I doubt he'll ever be a force in the league unless he can focus on the field as much as he does on the ladies.

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]How old is 15 really?[/quote]
I'm not sure I like where this is going...

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]Should the age of consent be lowered??[/quote]
Nope. I don't like where this is going at all.

The unwritten law about "dating" people younger than you is half plus seven. Let's say you're twenty four. Half plus seven is 19. Could you date an 18 year old? It's a little desperate.
What if you're fifty? Half plus seven is thirty-two. A stretch? Perhaps. But thirty-one? C'mon, gramps.

[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;542634]Why can I go to war at 18 but can't drink till 21?[/quote]
Because we are, as a nation, afraid of looking soft on substance abuse.

The rule should be eighteen for everything, including driving. It should also be harder to get a driver's license, and the penalties for DUI should revoke licenses for longer.

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[quote=gibbsisgod;542654]If I give my dog a cheeseburger, will he now want to eat the cows at the farm next door?[/quote]

Your dog already wants to eat the cows next door. Those pointy teeth in his mouth aren't there to mince up carrots, you know.