Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

[quote=mooby;923446][URL="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/fred-davis-admits-he-was-at-a-club-the-day-before-a-redskins-game/2012/07/03/gJQAwRHrKW_blog.html#pagebreak"]More details have come out[/URL], although personally I don't think his being at the club the day before a game is a big deal, especially considering he had 6 catches for 99 yards the next day. [URL="http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/local-news/fred-davis-attorney-at-law-the-courtroom-transcripts.php"]The transcript [/URL]is funny though.[/quote]

Davis: So, they use a pimp cup, that’s all.


Chaka: Mr. Davis, I’m drinking out of a decorated accessory as many celebrities do.


Davis: Many celebrities as who, Magic Don Juan that’s a pimp?

effing Matlock (RIP)...why doesnt he just hire a lawyer. this is such an embarrassment.

Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

[quote=mooby;923446][URL="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/fred-davis-admits-he-was-at-a-club-the-day-before-a-redskins-game/2012/07/03/gJQAwRHrKW_blog.html#pagebreak"]More details have come out[/URL], although personally I don't think his being at the club the day before a game is a big deal, especially considering he had 6 catches for 99 yards the next day. [URL="http://www.washingtonian.com/blogs/capitalcomment/local-news/fred-davis-attorney-at-law-the-courtroom-transcripts.php"]The transcript [/URL]is funny though.[/quote]

His shenanigans prevented him from hitting 100 yards!

Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

Saw on PFT that we're talking long term contracts with Fred Davis right now..

[QUOTE=Mattyk;923448]I might find it more awesome if it wasn't our star TE that is one strike away from being booted for a full season. The guy is proving to be a real knucklehead.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. I've already resigned to that and I'm just enjoying it from an entertainment perspective.

Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

[quote=CultBrennan59;923462]Saw on PFT that we're talking long term contracts with Fred Davis right now..[/quote]

Clearly our negotiating team is impressed with his ability to represent himself in court and has decided to just get it over with.

Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

[quote=mooby;923456]:laughing-

I have no idea. She goes back to homecoming every year because a building on campus is named after a family of her family? That makes no sense.

I feel like this should be a trial between two kids on Judge Judy, not between a high-profile athlete and a pimpette.[/quote]

Judge Judy? Please...this is a job for [URL="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CFUQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fplaylist%3Flist%3DPL82CB6280CFD9D3AB&ei=dVTzT8i0CKL66QGcgtmqCA&usg=AFQjCNGe7YYyvoDMLgIb2q5N65ZDCYZrkA"]Judge Sapp[/URL]

Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

[quote=hooskins;923463]Yeah. I've already resigned to that and I'm just enjoying it from an entertainment perspective.[/quote]

From that perspective it's definitely hilarious

Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

[quote]Chaka: Mr. Davis, you said that you did not know me on a friendship level. Is it true that I have, that I have or have not been to your home?

Davis: You’ve never been to my house. You’ve dropped someone off, a teammate to my house but that was it.

Chaka: I’ve never stayed the night at your home?

Davis: You’ve never stayed at my house ever. Ever.

Chaka: I’ve never been in your recording studio at your home?

Davis: No. You’ve never been—like I’m not going to, I don’t know how—

Chaka: So we never hung out at your house and stayed the night over there . . . and watched episodes of Martin before.
[/quote]

this has to be my favorite bit of transcript so far

Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

[quote=mlmdub130;923495]this has to be my favorite bit of transcript so far[/quote]

Agreed. I laughed so hard, my yuengling came out of my nose.

Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

[quote=SmootSmack;923476]Judge Judy? Please...this is a job for [URL="http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CFUQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fplaylist%3Flist%3DPL82CB6280CFD9D3AB&ei=dVTzT8i0CKL66QGcgtmqCA&usg=AFQjCNGe7YYyvoDMLgIb2q5N65ZDCYZrkA"]Judge Sapp[/URL][/quote]

I keep forgetting about Judge Sapp, but he's the perfect judge for this. Imagine the ratings if he made Davis and Chaka settle the dispute using the Wheel of Justice lol.

Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

[quote=mlmdub130;923495]this has to be my favorite bit of transcript so far[/quote]

The judge should just stop the madness and throw the case out the window. Unbelievable.

Re: Fred Davis Thinks He's Santana Moss
 

[quote=mooby;923473]Clearly our negotiating team is impressed with his ability to represent himself in court and has decided to just get it over with.[/quote]Maybe Davis can represent himself in contract negotiations. :cool-smil