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I've been thinking that theres a lot of useless jobs in today's economy.

Tim Tebow's defense attorney, John Madden's pilot, Jay Leno's driver, Michael Vick's dog walker. The economy has been rough.

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[quote=Dirtbag59;866100]I've been thinking that theres a lot of useless jobs in today's economy.

Tim Tebow's defense attorney, John Madden's pilot, Jay Leno's driver, Michael Vick's dog walker. The economy has been rough.[/quote]

Dumb redneck Packers fan stock advisers.

Durrrr Packers stock for sale! Buy buy buy! we'll make millions!

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[quote=diehard;864881]I need a job. I wanna work.[/quote]

That's tough man. I've been there unfortunately. are you willing to relocate?

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[quote=Dirtbag59;866100]I've been thinking that theres a lot of useless jobs in today's economy.

Tim Tebow's defense attorney, John Madden's pilot, Jay Leno's driver, Michael Vick's dog walker. The economy has been rough.[/quote]

Redskins RBs coach. LOL.

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[quote=diehard;864881]I need a job. I wanna work.[/quote]

Finding a job has been difficult for me. Luckily I have 2 jobs right now. The interviews I go to, I hear the same thing. "Weve gotten thousands of resumes so consider the fact that you got an interview a compliment and sign that someone here has taken an interest in you.".

I have an interview coming up next week, they literally had one time slot open for me.

[B]Go to the federal government website.[/B] I forget the exact website name. In maryland there were 463 jobs of varying skills. They all pay near double what the same job would land you at the state govt or private sector level. 40k to work 32hrs/parttime nights at the IRS front desk.

Federal pay is unbelievably high and most of the jobs sound like some made up position where yoiu just sit at a desk for 40 hrs.

Federal govt employees have it made. Wish i knew that when i was in college.

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[url=http://www.usajobs.gov/]USAJOBS - The Federal Government’s Official Jobs Site[/url]

Some people like working for the government, some people hate it. I'm a fed, and I like it. I don't have to put up with all the corporate BS I had to when I worked for a contractor (Booz Allen Hamilton - good company to work for, though).

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I worked for 2 hours this morning before realizing we had the day off. :doh:

Good thing today was a work from home day, or I totally would have wasted a trip in and back. lol

[QUOTE=Mattyk;876197]I worked for 2 hours this morning before realizing we had the day off. :doh:

Good thing today was a work from home day, or I totally would have wasted a trip in and back. lol[/QUOTE]

I drove went my desk and was like fawk. Only a mile commute for me but still was dumb.

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I've got yesterday, today, and tomorrow off. Doing my best to not even think about work. Feels nice.

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[quote=mredskins;876232]I drove went my desk and was like fawk. Only a mile commute for me but still was dumb.[/quote]

lol I don't feel so bad then.

I'm just kicking myself because I could have slept in longer. Oh well.

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My company hates MLK and dreams so I have to work today. But I did just play some post-lunch doubles ping pong in our break room that basically just ended up with us trying to hurt one another with shots to the head, so that was fun.

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Same here AMD. Came in to work at regular time today, I'm leaving at regular time today, and I've done nothing but work so far. So far I've stocked the order, received the order, straightened up the receiving area, unloaded about 50 tires off the tire rack that are about to be sent back, and helped out here and there. Now I've got nothing much to do for the rest of the day so I'm going to clean up and organize.

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This video is really funny:

I put it in this thread becasue it is basically what I do at work most of the time:

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rIABo0d9MVE]Every Presentation Ever: Communication FAIL - YouTube[/url]

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[quote=mredskins;879436]This video is really funny:

I put it in this thread becasue it is basically what I do at work most of the time:

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rIABo0d9MVE]Every Presentation Ever: Communication FAIL - YouTube[/url][/quote]

lol perfect

clip art should be banned

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[quote=Mattyk;879445]lol perfect

clip art should be banned[/quote]

That choice was especially hilarious because it seems like EVERY TIME someone includes clip art, there is some lady in an 80s purple suit.

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[quote=Mattyk;879445]lol perfect

clip art should be banned[/quote]

I know who thought up clip art? Was Bill Gates like give me the most unimaginative person we have.

What if Walt Disney was a clip art artist? Or Rob Zombie? That would make it much better or at least interesting.


Actually speaking of unimaginative. They moved all the offices around in my building and there is this some what cute MILF manager that I rarely speak to but do say hi to time to time. Well I noticed her new office was completely bare expect for the desk chair and computer. I said it looks like you could film a training video in here it is so vanilla. She said (no pun intend) actually I was thinking it make a great porn scene. Then me walking out with a awkward but excited look on my face. I didn't even have a reply she caught me that off guard.

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um yeah, slightly awkward moment there lol

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[quote=mredskins;879472]She said (no pun intend) actually I was thinking it make a great porn scene.[/quote]

I will send you a crisp, new $1 bill if you go into that office later wearing just a towel and carrying a bottle of baby oil.

Anyone else want in? We'll need photographic evidence of her expression, naturally.

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[quote=Mattyk;879481]um yeah, slightly awkward moment there lol[/quote]


Her personality is kind of a prankster but it was total left field.

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[quote=RedskinRat;879498]I will send you a crisp, new $1 bill if you go into that office later wearing just a towel and carrying a bottle of baby oil.

Anyone else want in? [I][B]We'll need photographic evidence[/B][/I] of her expression, naturally.[/quote]


Can't do that. I have to leave my cell in my car everyday, rules of the road.

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Working on very cool geospatial analysis stuff.

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[quote=mredskins;879516]Her personality is kind of a prankster but it was total left field.[/quote]

Gotta love how women can get away with stuff like that, imagine a male supervisor saying that? Hello HR!

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[quote=Mattyk;879534]Gotta love how women can get away with stuff like that, imagine a male supervisor saying that? Hello HR![/quote]


I know exactly.

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[quote=mredskins;879517]Can't do that. I have to leave my cell in my car everyday, rules of the road.[/quote]

Well, painting a portrait would be really awkward....

An independent observer could be worse, unless they can carry off 'Pr0n Producer' chic?

It's already getting far too complicated. Go with the towel and lube, let me know if she screams or laughs, I'll put the money into the Warpath Server fund in your name.

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[quote=RedskinRat;879550]Well, painting a portrait would be really awkward....

An independent observer could be worse, unless they can carry off 'Pr0n Producer' chic?

It's already getting far too complicated. Go with the towel and lube, let me know if she screams or laughs, I'll put the money into the Warpath Server fund in your name.[/quote]


I will keep you posted but since I don't want to lose my job and marriage in the same day I may get cold feet.

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Got a 3am phone call from my District Manager to say my store is #1 in the district. #Winning and now #Sleeping

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efff work, Its Saturday, we're going to PF CHangs tonight.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;881767]Got a 3am phone call from my District Manager to say my store is #1 in the district. #Winning and now #Sleeping[/quote]

Congrats!

Couldn't that call have waited until a more reasonable hour? lol

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Nice Work!
Tell your boss I am moving him to the Drunk Thread......

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[quote=Mattyk;881807]Congrats!

Couldn't that call have waited until a more reasonable hour? lol[/quote]

You would think that but he said he was too excited to keep it in. My wife wasn't too happy about it.

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Met Josh Morgan

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[quote=tryfuhl;902289]Met Josh Morgan[/quote]

Get out!

[QUOTE=tryfuhl;902289]Met Josh Morgan[/QUOTE]

He prefers to be called Joshua now. :D

Seriously though how was that? I heard he's pumped to be joining us.

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[quote=Alvin Walton;902294]Get out![/quote]

Yeah he was cool.. seemed excited to be back home

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[quote=mooby;902324]He prefers to be called Joshua now. :D

Seriously though how was that? I heard he's pumped to be joining us.[/quote]

Correct on the Joshua part.. it was cool.. he was laid back and pretty funny.. was with some other guy I think played for vt too but couldn't put my finger on who it was.. saw him drop a lil dough.. gotta hit him up about something next week

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today at work i called some businesses in louisiana from my computer on my couch in my pajamas

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[quote=los panda;902355]today at work i called some businesses in louisiana from my computer on my couch in my pajamas[/quote]

I call BS on the pajamas part:

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it's true, my mom sent me tmnt pajama pants for my birthday. i honor her by wearing them

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I watched RGIII's pro day, did some laundry, went for a run and enjoyed this incredible weather, and oh yeah did some work too. Working from home for the win.

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i just need to dial up my discipline and put in more hours. i'm a lazy slob when bossman isn't breathing down my neck, but yes, working from home is top notch