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Representing Deutchland!

Bugs would WORK for the helmet, but MAN I would feel like my balls got snipped if I drove that.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Representing Deutchland!

Bugs would WORK for the helmet, but MAN I would feel like my balls got snipped if I drove that.[/QUOTE]
lol, yeah. Get an old one. People seem to respect those more.

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[quote=Summo]That's funny I drive a Focus as well, a Redskin Maroon one!![/quote]

Mine's black... and no I'm not a racist.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Representing Deutchland!

Bugs would WORK for the helmet, but MAN I would feel like my balls got snipped if I drove that.[/quote]

What's a bigger insult to a man, driving a Jetta or a bug?

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72]Mine's black... and no I'm not a racist.[/QUOTE]
Honkey.

Always getting the black man to tote you around like you're a king.

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[quote=Mattyk72]What's a bigger insult to a man, driving a Jetta or a bug?[/quote]

If I see a guy driving a Jetta, I'm thinking, "Wow, your girlfriend must be a chickenhead." Now when I see a guy driving a BUG, I'm thinking, "Wow, your boyfriend must be a chickenhead."

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[quote=Mattyk72]Mine's black... and no I'm not a racist.[/quote]

I prefer the PC term for cars. Your car is AFRICAN AMERICAN. Just like my silver car is CYBORG AMERICAN. White cars are European American.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]I prefer the PC term for cars. Your car is AFRICAN AMERICAN. Just like my silver car is CYBORG AMERICAN. White cars are European American.[/QUOTE]

So my maroon Focus would be considered a Red Neck American?

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NATIVE AMERICAN. Primered trucks are Redneck American. :biggthump

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]If I see a guy driving a Jetta, I'm thinking, "Wow, your girlfriend must be a chickenhead." Now when I see a guy driving a BUG, I'm thinking, "Wow, your boyfriend must be a chickenhead."[/QUOTE]

LMAO! Very similar to what I think when I see a dude driving a Mini Cooper: "Bet his boyfriend is the masculine one in that relationship".

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HAHA! I'm still undecided on the whole Mini Cooper thing. Sometimes they look OK and sometimes it would feel very homoerotic driving one.

Just drive the old Suzuki Swift. NO ONE will question your heterosexuality.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]HAHA! I'm still undecided on the whole Mini Cooper thing. Sometimes they look OK and sometimes it would feel very homoerotic driving one.

Just drive the old Suzuki Swift. NO ONE will question your heterosexuality.[/QUOTE]

True story!

I used to work with a guy who immigrated here from Russia and was out shopping for his first car, specifically a sports car. He was very excited... he thought that owning a car was an extremely American thing to do.

He bought a one, presumably based on the suggestion of a woman who also worked in the office. About a week later, I was outside smoking and heard him berating her in his thick-ish accent about the car he had just bought:

"Why did you not tell me that the Miata is a homosexual car?"

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tmc keep up the analogies.the whole girlfriend, boyfriend thing is a riot.and yes,to drive a mini cooper is like declaring broke mountain your favorite flick of all time

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[quote=Dave Butz Baby!]True story!

I used to work with a guy who immigrated here from Russia and was out shopping for his first car, specifically a sports car. He was very excited... he thought that owning a car was an extremely American thing to do.

He bought a one, presumably based on the suggestion of a woman who also worked in the office. About a week later, I was outside smoking and heard him berating her in his thick-ish accent about the car he had just bought:

"Why did you not tell me that the Miata is a homosexual car?"[/quote]

LOL great story!

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NO WAY! That's hilarious. To the Miata's credit, it's not a homosexual car so much as it's an I-can't-afford-a-Corvette-for-my-midlife-crisis car.