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[quote=Lady Brave;241642]Don't forget about this classic... Some good advice in there.

[URL="http://bathroomjokes.com/poop/work.htm"]How to poop at work[/URL][/quote]

:lol:

Damn, I love poop humor! I need help.

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[QUOTE=Lady Brave;241642]Don't forget about this classic... Some good advice in there.

[URL="http://bathroomjokes.com/poop/work.htm"]How to poop at work[/URL][/QUOTE]

Oh, that's priceless! I see that some of TMC's tactics are defined there as well. :)

I must admit, I'm an "Out of the closet pooper" ... I just don't care. Although, I do employ the "Courtesy flush" and the "Camo-cough" strategies.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;240992]Damn. I hate people who don't hold the door or don't say "Thank you." when you hold it for them. I'm going to lump you in those people. :D[/quote]
What if it's just like... the door flip off... like handing the open door off without holding it open par se.

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I don't mind that at all. That at least shows SOME consideration.

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I died laughing....

[B]Fly By[/B]
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;241658]I don't mind that at all. That at least shows SOME consideration.[/quote]
I do think the flip off is illegal to use against the opposite sex though...

You've got to use the total door hold with the ladies.

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Oh, without a doubt. Sometimes I get confused like where I go inside first and hold the door, or do I stand outside, even though it makes an awkward transition and hold the door that way?

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Flip-offs to all men are fine but not to ladies, especially older women or, of course, women with baby strollers.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;241664]Oh, without a doubt. Sometimes I get confused like where I go inside first and hold the door, or do I stand outside, even though it makes an awkward transition and hold the door that way?[/quote]
Oh god, it's a nightmare... I end up looking like some jackass that doesn't know what he's doing then a gentleman. So frustrating...

The worst is when you hold it open, and you become the door man all of a sudden. Like you opened the floodgates... then you start examining who's coming in, looking for the next potential victim you can pass the torch too...

There... you... bald guy... I'm walking in, and your taking over.. sorry.

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Yeah, I hate that, but I'll hold it for as long as people are coming through until the first person doesn't say thank you.

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[quote=RobH4413;241667]
The worst is when you hold it open, and you become the door man all of a sudden. Like you opened the floodgates... then you start examining who's coming in, looking for the next potential victim you can pass the torch too...[/quote]

Just like in traffic when you let one car in, and the next car trys to butt in too and you have to be like oh no you don't, the car behind me needs to let your ass in, I already did my good deed for the day.

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[QUOTE=RobH4413;241667]The worst is when you hold it open, and you become the door man all of a sudden. Like you opened the floodgates... then you start examining who's coming in, looking for the next potential victim you can pass the torch too...

There... you... bald guy... I'm walking in, and your taking over.. sorry.[/QUOTE]
That used to happen to me everytime I went to church. Maybe that's why I hate organized religion now.
It's either that, or because my priest touched me. :(

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OK, so I have another bathroom story for the guys. I'm up in the aforementioned private stall (the one a few pages back) and it JUST so happens that nature calls RIGHT between class changes here. So, I'm sitting down, waiting for nature to get out of my body and at least 4 students come in on separate occassions. One of them turns right around as he should, ANOTHER did that shit where he looks OVER the fucking stall, the next stands there for a couple minutes acting like he's blowing his nose and the LAST ONE actually stands there, doing that obnoxious, "Will you hurry up?!" yawn and starting making weird noises and shit. So I told him out loud, "The longer you hang around, the longer this is going to take."

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yeah, i'm one of those doormen who seems to always be holding the door open for 3 minutes or 30 people, which ever comes first...

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anyone know anything about the hover technique? i never heard of it until recently at work. i think its used by women, only