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EARTHQUAKE2689 07-04-2007 06:17 PM

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Now I am depressed.

jsarno 07-04-2007 11:34 PM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;324513]Now I am depressed.[/QUOTE]

Why? Cause the fact that sex is all you think about now will fade?

EARTHQUAKE2689 07-05-2007 09:12 AM

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50 percent of that yes. The other 50 percent is that my GF's mom yesterday kept asking me personal questions.

jsarno 07-05-2007 02:33 PM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;324701]50 percent of that yes. The other 50 percent is that my GF's mom yesterday kept asking me personal questions.[/QUOTE]

LOL, like what?

EARTHQUAKE2689 07-05-2007 02:45 PM

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[quote=jsarno;324777]LOL, like what?[/quote]


When you gonna give me some grand babies?
Have you and my Ashley done anything yet?
Are you drinking with my little girl?

WTF and I can go on and on.

jsarno 07-05-2007 09:21 PM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;324790]When you gonna give me some grand babies?
Have you and my Ashley done anything yet?
Are you drinking with my little girl?

WTF and I can go on and on.[/QUOTE]

damn...she's like that now, imagine how bad she will be when (or if) you get married.
Next time play with her. I did that with my inlaws (and my father in law is a preacher) they gave me a hard time before we got married, and asked if we had sex, I said "it depends, does the butt constitute as sex?" That was the last time they asked me.

jsarno 07-05-2007 09:23 PM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;324790]When you gonna give me some grand babies?[/quote]

OK, here are my helpful responses:
When they make a stronger viagra.

[quote]Have you and my Ashley done anything yet?[/quote]

We sure have, she's quite the contorsionist.

[quote]Are you drinking with my little girl?[/quote]

Do body shots count?

EARTHQUAKE2689 07-05-2007 09:34 PM

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Yes and that would be like spitting in jesus's face.

jsarno 07-05-2007 09:47 PM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;324834]Yes and that would be like spitting in jesus's face.[/QUOTE]


SHe shouldn't be asking...you need to train them not to ask.

EARTHQUAKE2689 07-05-2007 09:49 PM

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[quote=jsarno;324841]SHe shouldn't be asking...you need to train them not to ask.[/quote]


I didnt answer. She and her other daughter wont leave me alone.

jsarno 07-05-2007 09:52 PM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;324842]I didnt answer. She and her other daughter wont leave me alone.[/QUOTE]

I use sarcasm...it works for me. They have learned not to ask questions like that.

EARTHQUAKE2689 07-05-2007 09:55 PM

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[quote=jsarno;324846]I use sarcasm...it works for me. They have learned not to ask questions like that.[/quote]


I use sarcasm and they say I am disrespectful. So I am like WTF leave me alone. That's why I didnt tell them my cell phone number. But when we get married we are moving further away from them. Even though they live in New York now. Damn Yankees![IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon7.gif[/IMG]

jsarno 07-05-2007 09:57 PM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;324849]I use sarcasm and they say I am disrespectful. So I am like WTF leave me alone. That's why I didnt tell them my cell phone number. But when we get married we are moving further away from them. Even though they live in New York now. Damn Yankees![IMG]http://www.thewarpath.net/images/icons/icon7.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Damn, that sucks for you. My in laws got the hint...but I guess yours are not swift on the uptake.

ps- damn yankees is right.

EARTHQUAKE2689 07-05-2007 09:59 PM

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[quote=jsarno;324852]Damn, that sucks for you. My in laws got the hint...but I guess yours are not swift on the uptake.

ps- damn yankees is right.[/quote]


They just need to leave me alone.

jsarno 07-05-2007 10:05 PM

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;324855]They just need to leave me alone.[/QUOTE]


They are not going to unless you stop them. Grow some cajones.


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