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[quote=chico23231;1015714]disappearing snakes.

Turned the house upside down for 3 hours...no snake. Was i just having a flashback all along?[/quote]


i bet hes gone man.

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That's exactly what Mr. Snake wants you to think.

2:00am some morning and you'll have a reptile looking for a warm body.

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Burn that house down.

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This would grind, somewhat:

[URL="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html#ixzz2ZE23Y3eL"]Horrified British woman, 27, discovers that headaches and scratching sounds inside her head are FLESH-EATING MAGGOTS after trip to Peru[/URL]

[I]Rochelle Harris, 27, went on holiday to Peru with her boyfriend this year.

On the flight back she developed excruciating headaches, face pain, started hearing noises in her head and fluid then leaked from her ear.

Went to A&E where doctors thought she had a minor ear infection, but closer inspection revealed a New World Army Screw Worm fly had laid eggs in her ear which had burrowed 12mm into ear canal.

Luckily they had not spread to brain or near any major blood vessels
Surgeons removed the flesh-eating creatures and Rochelle made a full recovery[/I]

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[quote=RedskinRat;1015732]This would grind, somewhat:

[URL="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2365158/Horrified-woman-27-discovers-headaches-scratching-sounds-inside-head-FLESH-EATING-MAGGOTS.html#ixzz2ZE23Y3eL"]Horrified British woman, 27, discovers that headaches and scratching sounds inside her head are FLESH-EATING MAGGOTS after trip to Peru[/URL]

[I]Rochelle Harris, 27, went on holiday to Peru with her boyfriend this year.

On the flight back she developed excruciating headaches, face pain, started hearing noises in her head and fluid then leaked from her ear.

Went to A&E where doctors thought she had a minor ear infection, but closer inspection revealed a New World Army Screw Worm fly had laid eggs in her ear which had burrowed 12mm into ear canal.

Luckily they had not spread to brain or near any major blood vessels
Surgeons removed the flesh-eating creatures and Rochelle made a full recovery[/I][/quote]
o...muh....guh

[QUOTE=FRPLG;1015744]o...muh....guh[/QUOTE]

Exactly! Who names their kid 'Rochelle'?

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[quote=skinsfaninok;1015719]i bet hes gone man.[/quote]

Chico, I'm with Okie. Mr. Serpent probably liked chillin' in your crib while you were gone but your return convinced him to leave the way he arrived.

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[quote=Chico23231;1015550]Coming home from a weekend in trip sleep deprived and "dehydrated", to find a 5 foot pissed off snake in your den. Came down the effing chimney. This mother f*cker was coiled up striking a broom handle with decent force.[/quote]



[url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362939/Israeli-mans-penis-bitten-snake-went-toilet-relieve-himself.html?ito=feeds-newsxml]Israeli man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself | Mail Online[/url]

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[quote=Monkeydad;1015832][url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2362939/Israeli-mans-penis-bitten-snake-went-toilet-relieve-himself.html?ito=feeds-newsxml]Israeli man's penis bitten by a snake as he went to the toilet to relieve himself | Mail Online[/url][/quote]

I didn't even click the link, but started laughing at the title. I feel for Chico. I'm not sure I could sleep right now. Chico, I recommend going and purchasing quite a few statues of St. Patrick since he drove all the snakes out of Ireland, maybe he can do so for your home!

;)

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One night when I went to walk my dog I came back in and felt something on my neck I thought it was a Japaneses Beetle but then I felt the pinch of like a crab. I reached back to pull it off and it was 3/4 the length of my pinkie. I screamed like a girl scout.

[IMG]http://www.uky.edu/Ag/CritterFiles/casefile/insects/beetles/stag/malestag.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=Daseal;1015864]I didn't even click the link, but started laughing at the title. I feel for Chico. I'm not sure I could sleep right now. Chico, I recommend going and purchasing quite a few statues of St. Patrick since he drove all the snakes out of Ireland, maybe he can do so for your home!

;)[/quote]

Ill try anything at this point. St Patrick sounds good. Havent seen the lil bastard, brought the lab back to the house. We will see

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There are snake traps which you can get from hardware stores which are basically sticky traps. A snake gets stuck slithering across. If you put a couple down, within a couple of days you should have either a captive snake or the peace of mind that the snake is gone.

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[quote=Lotus;1015871]There are snake traps which you can get from hardware stores which are basically sticky traps. A snake gets stuck slithering across. If you put a couple down, within a couple of days you should have either a captive snake or the peace of mind that the snake is gone.[/quote]

Or vet visit with the cat or labador lol :)

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[quote=Chico23231;1015872]Or vet visit with the cat or labador lol :)[/quote]

:) Maybe you could put the traps under a chair, bed, or some place like that where a snake would go but a lab would not.

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[quote=Lotus;1015873]:) Maybe you could put the traps under a chair, bed, or some place like that where a snake would go but a lab would not.[/quote]

I'm picturing Chico reaching under his couch, or one of those hard-to-reach places to plant a trap just as Senor Slither wakes from a two day snooze, all hungry.