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saden1 03-07-2006 01:24 PM

I need a Caption!
 
[IMG]http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2006/0306/photo/a_jones_412.jpg[/IMG]

murphy196 03-07-2006 01:27 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
An all american SHIT HEAD!

12thMan 03-07-2006 01:28 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
Dammit, what was the Postons' cell phone number again??

saden1 03-07-2006 01:43 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
My kids got to eat too.

Redskins_P 03-07-2006 01:45 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
Dammit I just sharted....

Schneed10 03-07-2006 01:46 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
I wanted my eyes tightened and my cheekbones enhanced, but this is just taking it too far.

TheMalcolmConnection 03-07-2006 01:49 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
[QUOTE=saden1][img]http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2006/0306/photo/a_jones_412.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Along the same lines as "I just sharted." Can't you see him making that "squeeky fart" noise with his lips?

drew54 03-07-2006 01:50 PM

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[QUOTE=Redskins_P]Dammit I just sharted....[/QUOTE]

You beat me too it!

Redskins_P 03-07-2006 01:54 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Along the same lines as "I just sharted." Can't you see him making that "squeeky fart" noise with his lips?[/QUOTE]


Either that or he's "holding" the shart in......looks like he just realized he sharted and is now trying to hold it in.

TheMalcolmConnection 03-07-2006 01:55 PM

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He just looks like he belongs in a lot of places in that picture. I'm going to make a few real quick and post them.

TheMalcolmConnection 03-07-2006 01:55 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
[QUOTE=saden1][img]http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2006/0306/photo/a_jones_412.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

RiggoRules 03-07-2006 01:59 PM

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"I'm John Walsh. Tonight on America's Most Wanted, we are profiling the long time leader of a gang of especially low class criminals in Dallas, Texas."

TheMalcolmConnection 03-07-2006 01:59 PM

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[img]http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/9139/nightzombies39rt.jpg[/img]

Yes, killlllllllllllll my minions of the night.






Oops, I just sharted.

Stacks42 03-07-2006 02:00 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
"All I need is a reindeer..." The Grinch looked around.
But, since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch...? No! The Grinch simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"

TheMalcolmConnection 03-07-2006 02:01 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
[img]http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/2995/bathroomlg0fl.jpg[/img]

Where I got the idea for Texas Stadium.




And where I just crapped my pants.

drewmarusak 03-07-2006 02:01 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
I'm rich bitch!!!
Kiss the Rings!!!

"I hate that Dan Snyder is richer than me"

TheMalcolmConnection 03-07-2006 02:05 PM

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[img]http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/9056/jungleriverwatercolorweb1ew.jpg[/img]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)

Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy

Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon

12thMan 03-07-2006 02:11 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
That damn question 3 got me again!

ArtMonkDrillz 03-07-2006 02:14 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
If I had photo shop on my work computer I'd put him in the locker room shower, because you know that is the same look he gives all the rookies the first time he watches them bathe.

tallestskinsfanever 03-07-2006 02:20 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
"Dayum...........Vince Young beat my Wonderlic score!"

firstdown 03-07-2006 02:20 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
[QUOTE=saden1][img]http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2006/0306/photo/a_jones_412.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]Maybe I should have brushed my teeth this morning.

STPainmaker 03-07-2006 02:57 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
@#cking Santana Moss!!!!!!!!

TheMalcolmConnection 03-07-2006 02:59 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
Can anyone else see Jerry Jones starring in that Maxell commercial? You know, the one they parodied in Family Guy? The one where the guy sits down and the butler is like, "The usual sir?"

70Chip 03-07-2006 04:15 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
[img]http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2006/0306/photo/a_jones_412.jpg[/img]

"If they find out I'm wearing an adult diaper, I'm finished!"

TheMalcolmConnection 03-07-2006 04:20 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
HA HA! Very nice.

dmek25 03-07-2006 07:26 PM

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ahhh bill!i love it when you move your tongue like that

44deisel44 03-07-2006 07:31 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
[QUOTE=saden1][img]http://espn-att.starwave.com/media/nfl/2006/0306/photo/a_jones_412.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

MMMM, MMMM, that Danny has one GREAT ass!

Sammy Baugh Fan 03-07-2006 08:09 PM

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"I'm TRYING to blink!"


~joke about his plastic surgery

Riggo44 03-07-2006 09:00 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection][img]http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/9056/jungleriverwatercolorweb1ew.jpg[/img]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(4X)

Jungle life
I'm far away from nowhere
On my own like Tarzan Boy

Hide and seek
I play along while rushing cross the forest
Monkey business on a sunny afternoon[/QUOTE]

Don't know how that song poped into your head for this pic. But it's pretty funny! :laughing2 I don't think I've even thought about that song since I was in the 6th grade. :biggthump

SmootSmack 03-07-2006 10:40 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
"Bad idea letting Michael Irvin hide bags of cocaine up my ass"

mcalderone10 03-07-2006 10:55 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
"these CBA talks are taking forever i'm gonna hold my breath and just end put an end to my suffering"

Heart of Burgundy & Gold 03-07-2006 11:02 PM

Re: I need a Caption!
 
Damnit, I mixed up my high blood pressure med w/ the viagra again!


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