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Why Isn't Darnerien Playing More?

I always figured it was because:
A) He sucked
B) He wasn't on the roster

but apparently TAFKAS believes there must be something more involved in his post roster release lacking of minutes, possibly involving trans-dimensional time warps and some kind of pig oriented vodoo.

I couldn't really understand what he was saying though (but then again, who can?), so i just smiled and nodded, and eventually he began chasing something shiny, and everything was good in the world again.

discuss.

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Article released only about 4680 hours ago. man thats fresh

[url="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/29/AR2005082900501.html"]http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/08/29/AR2005082900501.html[/url]

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[QUOTE=That Guy]Why Isn't Darnerien Playing More?

I always figured it was because:
A) He sucked
B) He wasn't on the roster

but apparently TAFKAS believes there must be something more involved in his post roster release lacking of minutes, possibly involving trans-dimensional time warps and some kind of pig oriented vodoo.

I couldn't really understand what he was saying though (but then again, who can?), so i just smiled and nodded, and eventually he began chasing something shiny, and everything was good in the world again.

discuss.[/QUOTE]

Que??? You on JoeRedskin's side now? Is that what's going on?

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No man we're just reporting new info.

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Theres no agendas or politics here on the Warpath.

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Anyway I think the reason McCants isn't playing more is b/c Joe Gibbs is racist against tall people, b-ball players, and deli workers.

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[QUOTE=Dirtbag359]Anyway I think the reason McCants isn't playing more is b/c Joe Gibbs is racist against tall people, b-ball players, and deli workers.[/QUOTE]

and McCants has a weak falsetto.

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[QUOTE=Dirtbag359]Anyway I think the reason McCants isn't playing more is b/c Joe Gibbs is racist against tall people, b-ball players, and deli workers.[/QUOTE]

Joe's not the one who called him "Darkerian"...

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I think we need a big WR

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72]I think we need a big WR[/QUOTE]

I heard Albert Connell was available...

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72]I think we need a big WR[/QUOTE]

I heard we're gonna sign Shaq.

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[QUOTE=Dirtbag359]I heard we're gonna sign Shaq.[/QUOTE]

How about Manute Bol?

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72]How about Manute Bol?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.milliyet.com.tr/2003/10/14/spor/resim/bnba.jpg[/img]
Tall enough but he's not overweight. I mean I was actually thinking of my boy [url="http://www.basketballreference.com/players/playerpage.htm?ilkid=MURESGH01"][color=#0000ff]Gheorghe Muresan[/color][/url]. he shot one for the kids like 8 times. but hes underweight too.

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I mean really, can you seek Shaq playing tight end? That would be an adult playing with a bunch of kids. This begs the question of why there aren't any 7 foot tall WR/TE in this league?


p.s. if I keep this up I'll reach 2000 faster than PAWND.

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[QUOTE=saden1]I mean really, can you seek Shaq playing tight end? That would be an adult playing with a bunch of kids. This begs the question of why there aren't any 7 foot tall WR/TE in this league?


p.s. if I keep this up I'll reach 2000 faster than PAWND.[/QUOTE]

Happy 1,000th Saden

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I like darnerian, he's cool. he's a singer; i think he should be on american idol. ;)

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happy 1k saden.

I think the reason Mccan't isn't playing is because he's just not good enough. Either that, or joe gibbs is definitely racist towards tall black wide receivers who care more for their music than they do about football.

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Happy 1k

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Muresan-hardaway.JPG[/img]
This is how I looked when I got my picture taken with George at a BULLETS practice.

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MUST KEEP THREAD ALIVE must type in lower case so caps stay

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what id did this stuff bubble up from ? is mccants even on anyone's roster ?

why should we even care?

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[QUOTE=shallyshal]what id did this stuff bubble up from ? is mccants even on anyone's roster ?

why should we even care?[/QUOTE]

NO...THREAD....GETTING....WEAKER. typing... in.... lower... case ...to...keep....caps

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funnier guys, be funnier.

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[QUOTE=That Guy]funnier guys, be funnier.[/QUOTE]

Don't worry Guy. I got you covered. Sex Sells and look Shakira supports the Skins resigning McCants.

<a href="[url="http://www.pcplanets.com/mp.php?id=42223"]http://www.pcplanets.com/mp.php?id=42223[/url]" target="_blank">La Tortura by Shakira</a>

Just put it on mute and watch the pretty lady dance while discussing McCants.

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thank you.

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The Colonel: This thread has gotten very silly indeed!

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[QUOTE=That Guy]... apparently TAFKAS believes there must be something more involved in his post roster release lacking of minutes, possibly involving trans-dimensional time warps and some kind of pig oriented vodoo.[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure about the vodoo, but just in case I decided to sacrifice a chicken. Well... at least I sacrificed a bucket of Bogangles chicken. ...Ok,Ok, I [i]ate[/i] a bucket of Bogangles chicken. Anyway, the bones say one day Draconian McCan'ts will one day be on the Skins roster again.

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he's not playing more because he mccant catch

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[QUOTE=steveo395]he's not playing more because he mccant catch[/QUOTE]

wow....

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This thread has degenerated into a vapid mass of unfunniness.

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS]Happy 1,000th Saden[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=mooby]happy 1k saden.

I think the reason Mccan't isn't playing is because he's just not good enough. Either that, or joe gibbs is definitely racist towards tall black wide receivers who care more for their music than they do about football.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dirtbag359]Happy 1k [/QUOTE]


wtf is that? I just had my 1000th post come and go earlier in the week without any congratulatory posts following it...

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[QUOTE=jdlea]wtf is that? I just had my 1000th post come and go earlier in the weak without any congratulatory posts following it...[/QUOTE]

Big ups on your 1,000th.

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[QUOTE=jdlea]wtf is that? I just had my 1000th post come and go earlier in the weak without any congratulatory posts following it...[/QUOTE]

Sorry about that. Innocent oversight. I just happened to see that Saden had 1,000. Had I seen that you did I would have congratulated you as well.

Happy 1,029th post!

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It really doesn't bug me, I just felt like messing with everyone and possibly adding my name to the "TAFKAS's nemesii list"