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ArtMonkDrillz 06-14-2006 03:16 PM

Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
I had to beat TMC to this one because it was my idea. A total AMD original.

Who is having the Best Week Ever?

TheMalcolmConnection 06-14-2006 03:18 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
I was going to actually make it "Worst Week Ever" due to the JJ Reddick and Big Ben stories, so now look what you gone and did.

ArtMonkDrillz 06-14-2006 03:20 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
I'd say Rafel Nadal. He just won the French Open for the second year in a row and he is single handly bring back man-capris, which provide a great source of entertainment for the rest of us normal folk.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-14-2006 03:20 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[url]http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/14/home.depot.drugs/index.html[/url]

I'm going to say whoever bought these cabinets had the Best Week Ever. Street value $145,000?! Please, you gotta' cut that with some baking powder baby.

This also brings me to the question, WHAT DID YOU MAKE THOSE CABINETS OUT OF?! Cannibus and coca?

ArtMonkDrillz 06-14-2006 03:21 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I was going to actually make it "Worst Week Ever" due to the JJ Reddick and Big Ben stories, so now look what you gone and did.[/quote]

screw it, this can just be a sarcastic thread, unlike most of them, which are totally serious.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-14-2006 03:22 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[url]http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/internet/06/12/idtheft.internet/index.html[/url]

Her nickname is BJ, so you know she's good at something else besides being a watchdog.

ArtMonkDrillz 06-14-2006 03:23 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[URL="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/baseball/mlb/06/13/diamondbacks.ortiz.ap/index.html"]http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/baseball/mlb/06/13/diamondbacks.ortiz.ap/index.html[/URL]

Russ Ortiz, told to take his $22 million and get the hell out...
BEST WEEK EVER!

BrudLee 06-14-2006 03:24 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
I'm giving "Best Week Ever" to the Cleveland Cavaliers. They have one glaring need on their team - outside shooting - and one of the best three point shooters in college history F's up before the draft, dropping his likely draft position to right about where they pick.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-14-2006 03:24 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz][URL="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/baseball/mlb/06/13/diamondbacks.ortiz.ap/index.html"]http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/baseball/mlb/06/13/diamondbacks.ortiz.ap/index.html[/URL]

Russ Ortiz, told to take his $22 million and get the hell out...
BEST WEEK EVER![/quote]

That's a good call.

ArtMonkDrillz 06-14-2006 03:28 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[quote=BrudLee]I'm giving "Best Week Ever" to the Cleveland Cavaliers. They have one glaring need on their team - outside shooting - and one of the best three point shooters in college history F's up before the draft, dropping his likely draft position to right about where they pick.[/quote]

I hope he gets sent to prison for a weekend, because the crappy poetry he would write on the inside would be the funniest thing ever.

[I]My moms ain't here to make me food[/I]
[I]Why do all these inmates have to act so rude[/I]
[I]I should drink and drive[/I]
[I]I guess I'm lucky I'm still alive[/I]
[I]Why am I test oh so much?[/I]
[I]Why didn't they serve Kool Aid with lunch?[/I]

[I]Please, people, just leave me be[/I]
[I]why is my cellmate watching me pee?[/I]
[I]There was a devil in the car that night[/I]
[I]He told me to drink and drive, I'd be alright[/I]
[I]Those at Duke will bitch and moan[/I]
[I]At least I didn't bring an exotic dancer back to my home.[/I]

gibbsisgod 06-14-2006 03:40 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
these guys for finding a way to beat cancer.

[url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13289882/[/url]

dmek25 06-14-2006 03:59 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
me because im off work until tuesday night

gibbsisgod 06-14-2006 04:02 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[quote=dmek25]me because im off work until tuesday night[/quote]take me with you!!

That Guy 06-14-2006 10:06 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
getting 22million AND not having to work for it is amazing. I wish i had a job like that.

ArtMonkDrillz 06-21-2006 01:12 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
MHEISIG is having THE BEST WEEK EVER! for his massive dump and for unlocking multiple secrets of The Warpath! Also, his herpies are finally in remission! Good job mheisig!

gibbsisgod 06-21-2006 01:16 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
careful amd, he may still be able to spread herpees to others

mheisig 06-21-2006 01:16 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
I AM having the best week ever!

BDBohnzie 06-21-2006 01:25 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
I'm guessing Dwayne Wade is having the best week ever...even if he didn't unlock mysteries, or cleared up any STDs...

mheisig 06-21-2006 01:28 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[QUOTE=BDBohnzie]I'm guessing Dwayne Wade is having the best week ever...even if he didn't unlock mysteries, or cleared up any STDs...[/QUOTE]

Dude, the only way you could say that Dwayne Wade was having a better week than me is if you clearly did NOT see my massive dump from two days ago.

I'm telling you, it wasn't just size, the marbeling was a thing of beauty.

Dwayne Wade's got nothing on my log.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-21-2006 02:35 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
I've had one the shape of a J.

ArtMonkDrillz 06-21-2006 02:44 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I've had one the shape of a J.[/quote]

I've had one that spelled out my entire name once, Armando Esteban Lopez del Mar, in my own signature! I accidently flushed before I could get the camera.

mheisig 06-21-2006 02:57 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
You guys are too focused on size and shape.

What about the marbeling and texture?! The marbeling!

SmootSmack 06-21-2006 02:59 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]I've had one that spelled out my entire name once, Armando Esteban Lopez del Mar, in my own signature! I accidently flushed before I could get the camera.[/QUOTE]

I thought your name was Nick Cannon...or something like that

gibbsisgod 06-21-2006 03:03 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
hey TAF, how much are you getting paid for your sig?

ArtMonkDrillz 06-21-2006 03:07 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[quote=TAFKAS]I thought your name was Nick Cannon...or something like that[/quote]

close, he's my cousin.

BDBohnzie 06-21-2006 03:09 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
and your other Cousin, Loose...

TheMalcolmConnection 06-21-2006 03:29 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[quote=mheisig]You guys are too focused on size and shape.

What about the marbeling and texture?! The marbeling![/quote]

So you're saying it would get nice and juicy if you threw it up on a grill?

TheMalcolmConnection 06-21-2006 03:29 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
I would say that mheisig's colon is having the Best Week Ever.

mheisig 06-21-2006 03:38 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]So you're saying it would get nice and juicy if you threw it up on a grill?[/QUOTE]

I'm saying that after throwing it on the grill, I don't think you'd need any A1 cause that sucker would be flavorful.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-21-2006 03:52 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
HAHAHAHAHA! You've had some classics today sir.

mheisig 06-21-2006 03:57 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
Slow day at work. Friday's my last day, so I'm kind of winding down.

ArtMonkDrillz 06-21-2006 04:07 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
I treat everyday at work like it's my last day. Unless I f up, then I always remember to say "it's my first day."

ArtMonkDrillz 06-21-2006 04:07 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
I treat everyday at work like it's my last day. Unless I f up, then I always remember to say "it's my first day."

ArtMonkDrillz 06-21-2006 04:08 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]I treat everyday at work like it's my last day. Unless I f up, then I always remember to say "it's my first day."[/quote]

Yeah, you like it when I double-click Warpath, don't you?

gibbsisgod 06-21-2006 04:08 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
amd, i get that to yuo tommorrow. i'm kinda busy today

mheisig 06-21-2006 04:10 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]Yeah, you like it when I double-click Warpath, don't you?[/QUOTE]

For some reason when I read that I pictured you talking dirty to the Warpath..."Yeah baby, you like it when I double-click, don't you?"

BDBohnzie 06-21-2006 04:48 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
that AMD is such a smooth talker...it's too bad he's still learning computers...

TheMalcolmConnection 06-21-2006 04:59 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
HA! AMD and his three-and-a-half inch floppy never get old.

gibbsisgod 06-21-2006 05:08 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
you do know amd, that they make medicine for that now.

ArtMonkDrillz 06-21-2006 05:11 PM

Re: Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?
 
[quote=mheisig]For some reason when I read that I pictured you talking dirty to the Warpath..."Yeah baby, you like it when I double-click, don't you?"[/quote]

That was actually my intention. Oh, the Warpath can be such a little bitch when it wants to be.


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