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It's pathetic, I know. Some of you here post that much in a week. But what the hell, it's a slow week at work, and my man card was revoked this morning, so I might as well get all emotional and weepy and thank each and every one of you beautiful, unique snowflakes for making the first 500 so enjoyable.

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who revoked your man card, i thought that had to be a group thing?

anyway, congrats.

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[QUOTE=12thMan]who revoked your man card, i thought that had to be a group thing?

anyway, congrats.[/QUOTE]

I don't know. In a brain fart, dislexic moment I mixed up Gary Clark and Ricky Sanders into Gary Sanders.

Even I can't argue my way out of that one. Inexcusable. GiGity took half my man card, and I gave the other half up.

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[quote=mheisig]I don't know. In a brain fart, dislexic moment I mixed up Gary Clark and Ricky Sanders into Gary Sanders.

Even I can't argue my way out of that one. Inexcusable. GiGity took half my man card, and I gave the other half up.[/quote]

Um, Gary Sander's, He would be The Ulitmate Weapon! Can we get some scientists or something to get this going for us? Maybe throw in alittle Monk and we could have a one man posse.

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congrats mheisig, for this great moment in history i give you back the half i took away earlier, that is , unless you dont want it.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]congrats mheisig, for this great moment in history i give you back the half i took away earlier, that is , unless you dont want it.[/quote]

It's like virginity, once it's been taken you can't just give it back! You took the man's virginity, now it's your responsiblity.

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]congrats mheisig, for this great moment in history i give you back the half i took away earlier, that is , unless you dont want it.[/QUOTE]

I...I'm not sure. I feel like I can be so much more emotionally open without my Man Card. It's strange...

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]It's like virginity, once it's been taken you can't just give it back! You took the man's virginity, now it's your responsiblity.[/quote]that part must have been in the fine print, i didn't know what i was getting myself into.


do over!

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[URL="http://www.woot.com"]WOOT![/URL]

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]that part must have been in the fine print, i didn't know what i was getting myself into.


do over![/QUOTE]

Ha! Now GiGity is in charge of my Man Card AND my virginity.

What now?

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I think I may have gotten my analogies mixed up again.

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hey mheisig, if you would have dedicated that post to the bsb, you would be a much more enlightened person. i dedicated my 1000th post to him and i saw boobies. lots and lots of boobies!

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[quote=gibbsisgod]hey mheisig, if you would have dedicated that post to the bsb, you would be a much more enlightened person. i dedicated my 1000th post to him and i saw boobies. lots and lots of boobies![/quote]

I'll have to remember that in a few weeks

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]hey mheisig, if you would have dedicated that post to the bsb, you would be a much more enlightened person. i dedicated my 1000th post to him and i saw boobies. lots and lots of boobies![/QUOTE]

Dammit!

Can I dedicate it retroactively? BSB? Boobies? Please?!

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[quote=mheisig]Dammit!

Can I dedicate it retroactively? BSB? Boobies? Please?![/quote]i dont think it works that way. if you like you can see my boobies. they are in the SHFT

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]i dont think it works that way. if you like you can see my boobies. they are in the SHFT[/QUOTE]

I think the LAST thing I want to see is GIGity's boobies. After a comment like that I'm not sure how I feel with you having posession of my Man Card and virginity.

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO if you want your man card back, you simply punch him in the face and take it back. If you can't get it back, you don't deserve it in the first place. :)

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whoa whoa whoa, violence doesn't solve anything

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That would be so insensitive!

Man I really DO need that Man Card back...you better hope I don't either start crying or fighting, GIGity.

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sorry, i lost it.

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[quote=mheisig]That would be so insensitive!

Man I really DO need that Man Card back...you better hope I don't either start crying or fighting, GIGity.[/quote]

Speaking of insensitive: I hope the janitor's nose is insensitive because I'm starting to feel "Chipotle's Revenge." (and I think I just got another name for my fantasy football tea......oh God!!!! I have to run!!!!)

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]sorry, i lost it.[/QUOTE]

Arrgh! This day just gets worse and worse.

Has ANYone seen my Man Card? Or my virginity? I've lost them both. Well, GIGity lost them.

Shouldn't GIGity be punished for this?

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]Speaking of insensitive: I hope the janitor's nose is insensitive because I'm starting to feel "Chipotle's Revenge." (and I think I just got another name for my fantasy football tea......oh God!!!! I have to run!!!!)[/quote]chipolte's revenge sounds like a ride at kings dominion

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*DISCLAIMER*. gibbsisgod is not responsible for items lost or stolen.

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[QUOTE=gibbsisgod]*DISCLAIMER*. gibbsisgod is not responsible for items lost or stolen.[/QUOTE]

You can't put up a disclaimer AFTER you go and lose my Man Card and virginity!

Damn you...::sniff::

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That was quick and probably the exact opposite of the mheisig's C.ofE.P.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]That was quick and probably the exact opposite of the mheisig's C.ofE.P.[/quote]c.ofe.p.?
i dont follow.

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nevermind. i read his sig again!

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[quote=gibbsisgod]c.ofe.p.?
i dont follow.[/quote]

look at his signature.

I need to start drinking more water an eating more fiber

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[quote=gibbsisgod]nevermind. i read his sig again![/quote]

Did you "LOL" when you looked at his [I]sig[/I]? Ummmm...

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i dont lol. its against man law!

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]look at his signature.

I need to start drinking more water an eating more fiber[/quote]have you seen the episode of seinfeld where kramer misses his chance?

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[QUOTE=ArtMonkDrillz]look at his signature.

I need to start drinking more water an eating more fiber[/QUOTE]

I'll let you in on the secret of my Massive Crap diet if you help me find my Man Card and virginity.

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C.E.O of B.M.

You can be president.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i dont lol. its against man law![/quote]

I was mocking you and your use of the term "sig." But now that I've thought about it, that's not the same as using IM lingo so nevermind.

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[quote=mheisig]I'll let you in on the secret of my Massive Crap diet if you help me find my Man Card and virginity.[/quote]

you're on your own, I can poop just fine thanks.

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No one will help me...even when I offer my closely guarded secrets.

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Recommended recipe for Massive Crap Diet:

20oz Porterhouse steak (yes, you must also eat the fat)
190oz Budweiser (even if its not to your liking)

Consume above ingredients within 2 1/2/ hours. For best results go to bed soon after. Upon waking up in the morning, hold off from taking a crap for as long as possible. Drink at least 20 additonal oz of Budweiser and then procede to poopitate.

This may not reach the considerable mass of the CofEP but I guarantee it will be impressive!

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[QUOTE=724Skinsfan]Recommended recipe for Massive Crap Diet:

20oz Porterhouse steak (yes, you must also eat the fat)
190oz Budweiser (even if its not to your liking)

Consume above ingredients within 2 1/2/ hours. For best results go to bed soon after. Upon waking up in the morning, hold off from taking a crap for as long as possible. Drink at least 20 additonal oz of Budweiser and then procede to poopitate.

This may not reach the considerable mass of the CofEP but I guarantee it will be impressive![/QUOTE]

Ha! What an amatuer.

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[quote=mheisig]Ha! What an amatuer.[/quote]

Remember everybody, this guy's going to be a cop, and those guys can dump! My buddy is a cop, he just bought a house and needed a roommate but I said no because of the horror that is his dumps. I've lived in dorms and ghetto student housing, I don't want to live in a port-o-potty.