If I Could Be Like Mike
 

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“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Michael Jordan), said Heckard."

I've never heard of anyone complain that people think he plays ball like MJ.

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“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Michael Jordan), said Heckard."

I've never heard of anyone complain that people think he plays ball like MJ.[/quote]

This is probably the most retarded thing I have ever seen. I really hope this case is thrown out. Honestly at times like these, it really does seem a British "common sense" judicial approach makes sense. This case would be thrown out immediately, and this guy would probably be fined for wasted court funds (ex. "hot coffee" case in England).

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Well let's make this a class action lawsuit for everyone with a shiny head!

Excuse me while I shave.



These type of lawsuits are getting ridiculous. No one wants to work for their money anymore. I think we should enact legislation that says if you bring a frivilous lawsuit into court that you must pay for the court costs AND a fine for wasting taxpayer money and the time of the person you're trying to steal from.

The woman who didn't know coffee was hot before she drove with a styofoam cup between her legs shouldn't have won...she should've been reimbursing the court for wasting their time.

These kind of people are also why our insurance (of all kinds) rates are so high now.

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What a freakin' douchebag. Puts things in real perspective.

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I'm going to sue Shaq for copying my game. Even though I'm about 5'9'' and can't jump I know that if I were his size I would have played just like him, but now I can't because he took my only chance. To the court house!

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I guess I'll have to sue Ron Jeremy's penis then.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I guess I'll have to sue Ron Jeremy's penis then.[/quote]

Can I sue myself?

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I guess if you want to lose EVERYTHING YOU OWN!

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Good guess, rookie. I just lost a buck....TO MYSELF!!!

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Nice job Farva.

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People have told me that I use words, and occasionally images and smilies, to convey opinions on a Redskins message board much like ArtMonkDrillz.

"Wow, you write posts like AMD. You use words, images, smilies. It's uncanny. Sometimes I can't tell the difference" Well you know what? Enough is enough. AMD is a great fan site poster but the comparisons are causing undue grief. But I'm not suing broke ass AMD.

No, I've decided to sue The Ego for facilitating these endless comparisons. Who's with me?

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Class action baby.

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What % of the settlement did your lawyer get?

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[quote=724Skinsfan]What % of the settlement did your lawyer get?[/quote]i think if we get in on the ground floor we get a bigger chunk!

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I can imagine Jordan's rap starting kinda like this:

"[h]e take my money, when [he's] in need
Yeah [h]e's a triflin friend indeed
Oh [h]e's a gold digger way over town
That digs on me"

Just need Jamie Foxx to sing it...

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Actually...I could sue Muggsie Bogues. I was a short, pass-first point guard. He stole my spot in the NBA.

Of course...he could sue me for the 3 inches that I'm taller by.



*Bogues is my favorite NBA player ever...I have nothing against him. The Bullets should've kept him though.

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[quote=TAFKAS]People have told me that I use words, and occasionally images and smilies, to convey opinions on a Redskins message board much like ArtMonkDrillz.

"Wow, you write posts like AMD. You use words, images, smilies. It's uncanny. Sometimes I can't tell the difference" Well you know what? Enough is enough. AMD is a great fan site poster but the comparisons are causing undue grief. But I'm not suing broke ass AMD.

No, I've decided to sue The Ego for facilitating these endless comparisons. Who's with me?[/quote]

I got scared for a second. I thought I was about to have to sell my '96 taurus to pay of TAFKAS. F the Ego, can I sue him for making these comparisons in the first place?

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i think im going to sue everyone around this board until i finally find one of you guys that have money.

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[quote=dmek25]i think im going to sue everyone around this board until i finally find one of you guys that have money.[/quote]good morning dmek, and FYI, i am sooo broke so you wont get anything out of me

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I've got money. Stole a $20 from my dad's wallet this morning! Whoohoo! I'm buying some beer!

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724skins, up here you can get 36 coors light in a carry case for 20.00

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coors light is like drinking o'douls. it practically has no alcohol in it

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For some reason I like miller light.

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[quote=hooskins]For some reason I like miller light.[/quote]i had to but that the last time i went to the store because they were out of High Life.

i sent you another pm last night hooskins.did you check it out?

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[quote=dmek25]724skins, up here you can get 36 coors light in a carry case for 20.00[/quote]

Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Chicken Burrito ....$3.47
Case of Coors Light .... $20.00
Gas up to Lancaster.PA .... $2,020.00
Drinking beer on a Friday with fellow Redskins fans .... PRICELESS

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Chicken Burrito ....$3.47
Case of Coors Light .... $20.00
Gas up to Lancaster.PA .... $2,020.00
Drinking beer on a Friday with fellow Redskins fans .... PRICELESS[/quote]damn 724, where are you getting gas? that sounds like one hell of a deal:cheeky-sm

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[quote=724Skinsfan]Taco Bell Grilled Stuft Chicken Burrito ....$3.47
Case of Coors Light .... $20.00
Gas up to Lancaster.PA .... $2,020.00
Drinking beer on a Friday with fellow Redskins fans .... PRICELESS[/quote]


you should get the spicy chicken crunchwrap sumpreme instead

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[quote=gibbsisgod]i had to but that the last time i went to the store because they were out of High Life.

i sent you another pm last night hooskins.did you check it out?[/quote]

Yeah I got it, that is crazy, a Q is alot for one week lol, I hope you have friends to help you.

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[quote=hooskins]you should get the spicy chicken crunchwrap sumpreme instead[/quote]

:vomit:

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[quote=hooskins]Yeah I got it, that is crazy, a Q is alot for one week lol, I hope you have friends to help you.[/quote]that one will last quite a while cause i will switch back and forth between the not so good stuff.

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[quote=724Skinsfan]:vomit:[/quote]

Are you kidding me? It's goodness and it's "good to go", I do like the grilled stuff though.

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hey 724skins, i like your thinking

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Grilled Stuft Burritos are the only thing I get now at the Bell...they are so good.