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MightyJoeGibbs 07-20-2006 02:20 PM

Steve Smith a jokester??
 
When Steve Smith ate Smoot up terribly last year, there was 1 play he was tackled at the 1yd line. He then, went to the ground and started to row like he was in a canoe or something. Did it take me 8 months to realize it was a Boat Scandal Crack on Smoot?? If so, I'm an idiot for not seeing it earlier and it is by far the funniest joke I have ever seen. What do you guys think??

cpayne5 07-20-2006 02:34 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
I always assumed that it was a play off the 'love boat scandal'.

TheMalcolmConnection 07-20-2006 02:39 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
Steve Smith should have just given Smoot herpes. That would have been pretty funny.

MightyJoeGibbs 07-20-2006 02:47 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
Aren't you think of "Ron Mexico"?

Damn TMC where did that come from? HAHAHa OMG

ArtMonkDrillz 07-20-2006 02:57 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]Steve Smith should have just given Smoot herpes. That would have been pretty funny.[/quote]

that's the joke that keeps on giving

scowan 07-20-2006 03:10 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
I always wondered about that "boat rowing thing" that Smith did last year? I didn't realize he was playing the Vikings. How funny is that! It all makes sense to me now. Man, I am glad I come to this site to get this kind of info. Where else could I learn that?

TheMalcolmConnection 07-20-2006 03:22 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]that's the joke that keeps on giving[/quote]

Like Christmas 3-4 times a year baby! Rudolph really doesn't have a shiny red nose, it's just a flare-up.

BDBohnzie 07-20-2006 03:27 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
for those interested in the Viking Boat Fiasco, I recommend picking up this month's Maxim. plus the chick on the cover is pretty hot...

TheMalcolmConnection 07-20-2006 03:28 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
Yes, I was just reading that. Honestly, it seems to me like the crew was just as guilty as the players. Damn, that sounds like a good time they had.

TheMalcolmConnection 07-20-2006 03:28 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
Regardless of how it all went down, the crew most likely got paid a lot, the players had a great time, and the "professionals" that came in also got paid.

TheMalcolmConnection 07-20-2006 03:29 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
I have no morals at all. :(

BDBohnzie 07-20-2006 03:36 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
my wife was thumbing thru it last night (for some reason, she always gets to look through it first...) and couldn't believe the amount of money those guys where throwing around...

TheMalcolmConnection 07-20-2006 03:38 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
Yeah, GO SMOOT!

I love Maxim.

BDBohnzie 07-20-2006 03:40 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
yes it does, as does FHM. my wife also bitched at me last night because I hadn't sent the renewal in for Playboy yet...

TheMalcolmConnection 07-20-2006 03:41 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
You have a wonderful woman. Mine is all about DVRing all this softcore porn on the Movie Channel. She's also a wonderful woman.

dmek25 07-20-2006 03:49 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
malcolm, how could you? dont you know rudolph is an icon? and besides, i thought that was rudolphs and mrs claus little secret.

TheMalcolmConnection 07-20-2006 03:54 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
HAHAHAHAHA. Rudolph is no longer an icon. He's just a statistic.

BDBohnzie 07-20-2006 04:01 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
ahh yes, softcore porn.

TheMalcolmConnection 07-20-2006 04:02 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
There's one I watched with her yesterday called "Fast Lane to Vegas". It's HILARIOUS. Check it out.

BDBohnzie 07-20-2006 04:03 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
awesome, definitely gotta check that out.

on a side note, what's it with women who need plot in their porn to consider watching it?

TheMalcolmConnection 07-20-2006 04:05 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
HAHA! Seriously, not only that, the girls have to be PERFECT. Mine is always finding something wrong with them. I gotta' say though, these softcore things are EXCELLENT. But it's like I want something in the middle. Like these have funny stories and are entertaining, but I want to see "more", but not like "the shot" if you pick up what I'm puttin' down.

BDBohnzie 07-20-2006 04:07 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
my wife sat around with her friends one night at one of their sleepovers (I was booted out of the house, so this is 2nd hand of course), and they said they watched porn because they wanted to pick apart the porn stars...point out the fake boobs, fake screams, etc.

i definitely hear ya...i mean, it's 1am, and i'm paying an arm and a leg for these damn channels...they could show a bit more without it being overly done.

TheMalcolmConnection 07-20-2006 04:10 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
I don't even pay for this one! It's comes free on Dish Network. TMC channel appropriately enough. But seriously, she's like, "OH MY GOD! He's CHEATING on his fiancee!" I'm like, "It's porn, what do you want him to do? Give the girl a lecture about seducing taken men?"

MightyJoeGibbs 07-21-2006 01:02 AM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
That be a good hook though. Introduce porn to your woman but luring her into the soap opera acting and backstories while you can enjoy it as a porn. make it a man law.

TheMalcolmConnection 07-21-2006 09:07 AM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
I think the whole reason she watched this one was because of the stories. It was hilarious and I gotta' say the girls were BANGIN'.

BDBohnzie 07-21-2006 04:22 PM

Re: Steve Smith a jokester??
 
free softcore porn...can't get any better than that.


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