Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

After the relative success of the Mad Libs on the "GTripp 4 Life" thread, I think we need to move out on our own. These don't [I]have [/I]to be adult themed, but I have nothing to do with what your sick minds put in these.

[B]Video Games[/B]

I recently purchased the [adjective] football video game "Madden [number]." I had to beg my [noun] to let me buy it because I've been spend a ton of money on [plural noun] lately. After [gerund] the game all night I can say, it was certainly worth all that [noun].

There is an option in the game that actually lets you become a real [profession]! But first you have to go through [noun], which is extremely [adjective]. The game is so real you almost believe that you can feel the [liquid] running down your neck. After going through the [adjective] training period you are ready to start [gerund] for real.
Again, the game is so [adjective] that you can actually get [animals] in your stomach. But don't let your [part of the body] get too [adjective] because one slip and you could [verb] all over the field. By the end of the first [noun] everything should slow down for you and your [plural noun] should start to ease. The the time your first bye-week comes around you'll feel like an old [noun].
With any [noun] you'll make the playoffs for a shot at the [adjective] prize, the [name of someone famous] Trophy!
First you have to [verb] the opening round of the [annual event]. After you [verb] your first opponent it's on to the conference championship. This is where [noun] really [verb] off, because you don't want to be [gerund] on the road! If you're [adjective] enough to make it to the [adjective] Bowl you should be [adjective] to win! The [noun] will be [adjective] so keep your [part of the body] on a swivel out there. Keep to your [noun] and [verb] just like you did during the season. Really, you just need to [verb] with the [noun] that you did when you were a kid.
Hopefully you won the [adjective] game and now you can go to [famous vacation spot], at least in the video game world you can, unless you have [adjective] [plural noun] to spend.
The [adjective] thing is, after that first season ends you can keep [gerund] all you want. It seems like all I do is [verb] "Madden" anymore, maybe that's why my girlfriend [gerund] me last week.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

What's "gerund"?

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

a verb ending in "ing," someone else left that little tidbit on the other thread. It was just quicker to write that then say "verb ending in ing" everytime.

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ok here's my feeble attempt:

I recently purchased the [[B]erectifying[/B]] football video game "Madden [[B]743,204.65[/B]]." I had to beg my [[B]dominatrix[/B]] to left me buy it because I've been spend a ton of money on [[B]crack rocks[/B]] lately. After [[B]porking[/B]] the game all night I can say, it was certainly worth all that [[B]feces[/B]].

There is an option in the game that actually lets you become a real [[B]street walker[/B]]! But first you have to go through [[B]obedience school[/B]], which is extremely [[B]horrifying[/B]]. The game is so real you almost believe that you can feel the [[B]menstrual blood[/B]] running down your neck. After going through the [[B]gory[/B]] training period you are ready to start [[B]spelunking[/B]] for real.

Again, the game is so [[B]adverse[/B]] that you can actually get [[B]giraffes[/B]] in your stomach. But don't let your [[B]peniswrinkle[/B]] get too [[B]swollen[/B]] because one slip and you could [[B]bleed[/B]] all over the field. By the end of the first [[B]odyssey[/B]] everything should slow down for you and your [[B]bags of weed[/B]] should start to ease. The the time your first bye-week comes around you'll feel like an old [[B]orally fixated granny[/B]].

With any [[B]vial of dopamine[/B]] you'll make the playoffs for a shot at the [[B]breast enlarging[/B]] prize, the [[B]Ron Jeremy[/B]] Trophy! First you have to [[B]suck[/B]] the opening round of the [[B]Goat Hump-off[/B]]. After you [[B]demoralize[/B]] your first opponent it's on to the conference championship. This is where [[B]hookers[/B]] really [[B]pay[/B]] off, because you don't want to be [[B]masturbating[/B]] on the road! If you're [[B]sly[/B]] enough to make it to the [[B]Schlong[/B]] Bowl you should be [[B]fascinated[/B]] to win! The [[B]hairy taco[/B]] will be [[B]eyeballing you[/B]] so keep your [[B]right testicle[/B]] on a swivel out there. Keep to your [[B]border[/B]] and [[B]tunnel[/B]] just like you did during the season. Really, you just need to [[B]thrust[/B]] with the [[B]biggest blackest vibrator ever[/B]] that you did when you were a kid.

Hopefully you won the [[B]bloody[/B]] game and now you can go to [B][South Detroit[/B]], at least in the video game world you can, unless you have [[B]nasty[/B]] [[B]herpes[/B]] to spend.

The [[B]shitty[/B]] thing is, after that first season ends you can keep [[B]masturbating[/B]] all you want. It seems like all I do is [[B]piss[/B]] "Madden" anymore, maybe that's why my girlfriend [[B]dumped[/B]] me [[B]for a virgin bisexual dinosaur[/B]] last week.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

Once 724 gets his hands on that one... none of us will ever play madden again.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

More like "Once 724 gets his [body parts] on that [noun] none of us will ever [verb] [noun] again."

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]a verb ending in "ing," someone else left that little tidbit on the other thread. It was just quicker to write that then say "verb ending in ing" everytime.[/quote]

Good to know. I shoulda looked it up.

P.S.: Who knew that? Brud?

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

"virgin bisexual dinosaur" ... priceless!

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Not my best work, but I got caught up in "poop" humor...

I recently purchased the [[B]very non-[/B]]football video game "Madden [[B]Hot Dog Eating Champ 2K7[/B]]." I had to beg my [[B]super best friend and new roommate Lance Bass[/B]] to left me buy it because I've been spend a ton of money on ["[B]Exit Only" signs[/B]] lately. After [[B]watching John Madden eat 86 gravy covered hot dogs gravy in[/B]] the game all night I can say, it was certainly worth all that [[B]Pepto Bismal[/B]].

There is an option in the game that actually lets you become a real [[B]Oscar Meyer[/B] [B]hot dog[/B]]! But first you have to go through [[B]John Madden's colon[/B]], which is extremely [[B]...interesting[/B]]. The game is so real you almost believe that you can feel the [[B]gaseous, semi liquid contents of his digestive tract[/B]] running down your neck. After going through the [[B]hellish-nightmare that are his bowels[/B]] training period you are ready to start [[B]competing against John Madden[/B]] for real.

Again, the game is so [[B]easy to digest when dipped in water[/B]] that you can actually get [[B]little chunks of half-eaten hot dogs[/B]] in your stomach. But don't let your [[B]poop chute[/B]] get too [[B]compacted[/B]] because one slip and you could [[B]explosively[/B] [B]shit[/B]] all over the field. By the end of the first [[B]round of ten dozen hot dogs[/B]] everything should slow down for you and your [[B]irritable bowel[/B]] should start to ease. The the time your first bye-week comes around you'll feel like an old [[B]bloody ass[/B] [B]Exlax addict[/B]].

With any [[B]chance of recovering from angioplasty[/B]] you'll make the playoffs for a shot at the [[B]artery clogging[/B]] prize, the [[B]Chocaolate Covered Peanutty[/B] [B]Bratwurst[/B]] Trophy! First you have to [[B]eat 50 hot dogs without puking during the[/B]] the opening round of the [[B]Regional No Limit Tournament[/B]]. After you [[B]literally eat[/B]] your first opponent it's on to the conference championship. This is where [[B]the rules[/B]] really [[B]tick me[/B]] off, because you don't want to be [[B]traveling with an explosive diarrhea condition[/B]] on the road! If you're [[B]quick[/B]] enough to make it to the [[B]Toilet[/B]] Bowl you should be [[B]stocking enough toilet paper[/B]] to win! The [[B]plunger[/B]] will be [[B]dificult to reach[/B]] so keep your [[B]toilet seat[/B]] on a swivel out there. Keep to your [[B]fold[/B]] and [[B]wipe technique[/B]] just like you did during the season. Really, you just need to [[B]wash your ass[/B]] with the [[B]nearest hand towel[/B]] that you did when you were a kid.

Hopefully you won the [[B]Name That Tune farting[/B]] game and now you can go to [B][the closest window[/B]], at least in the video game world you can, unless you have [[B]more violent attacks of diarrhea[/B]] to spend.

The [[B]really enjoyable[/B]] thing is, after that first season ends you can keep [[B]crapping[/B]] all you want. It seems like all I do is [[B]crap[/B]] "Madden" anymore, maybe that's why my girlfriend [[B]took a dump on[/B]] me last week.[/quote]

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

FOLD AND WIPE TECHNIQUE!! LOL haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

724 is gods gift to mad libs

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And to Lance Bass.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]And to Lance Bass.[/quote]

You wound me! Honestly, we're just friends. So what if we double up on the reclining tanning bed? It saves money!

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

[quote=724Skinsfan]You wound me! Honestly, we're just friends. So what if we double up on the reclining tanning bed? It saves money![/quote]conservation is everybodys responsibility

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

You know, I meant to change the name of the trophy to the "mheisig Cup".

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I recently purchased the [[B]awesome[/B]] football video game "Madden [[B]Hooking 101[/B]]." I had to beg my [[B]pimp[/B]] to let me buy it because I've spent a ton of money on [[B]crack[/B]] lately. After [[B]sizing[/B]] the game all night I can say, it was certainly worth all that [[B]hooking[/B]].

There is an option in the game that actually lets you become a real [[B]hooker[/B]]! But first you have to go through [[B]pimp school[/B]], which is extremely [[B]gratifying[/B]]. The game is so real you almost believe that you can feel the [[B]cum[/B]] running down your neck. After going through the [[B]pimp[/B]] training period you are ready to start [[B]fucking[/B]] for real.

Again, the game is so [[B]real[/B]] that you can actually get [[B]snakes[/B]] in your stomach. But don't let your [[B]mouth[/B]] get too [[B]wet[/B]] because one slip and you could [[B]murdered[/B]] all over the field. By the end of the first [[B]week[/B]] everything should slow down for you and your [[B]tongue[/B]] should start to ease. The time your first bye-week comes around you'll feel like an old [[B]hooker[/B]].

With any [[B]luck[/B]] you'll make the playoffs for a shot at the [[B]pimp[/B]] prize, the [[B]Snoop Dog[/B]] Trophy! First you have to [[B]enter[/B]] the opening round of the [[B]Player Hater Ball[/B]]. After you [[B]fuck[/B]] your first opponent it's on to the conference championship. This is where [[B]intensity[/B]] really [[B]takes[/B]] off, because you don't want to be [[B]gagging[/B]] on the road! If you're [[B]talented[/B]] enough to make it to the [[B]Pussy Fart[/B]] Bowl you should be [[B]ready[/B]] to win! The [[B]pimp[/B]] will be [[B]angry[/B]] so keep your [[B]pussy[/B]] on a swivel out there. Keep to your [[B]sucking[/B]] and [[B]fucking[/B]] just like you did during the season. Really, you just need to [[B]fuck[/B]] with the [[B]determination[/B]] that you did when you were a kid.

Hopefully you won the [[B]hooker[/B]] game and now you can go to [[B]South Beach[/B]], at least in the video game world you can, unless you have [[B]shit[/B]] [[B]load of money[/B]] to spend.

The [[B]important[/B]] thing is, after that first season ends you can keep [[B]fucking[/B]] all you want. It seems like all I do is [[B]play[/B]] "Madden" anymore, maybe that's why my girlfriend [[B]joined[/B]] me last week.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

[SIZE=5][SIZE=2]{ahem} uhh, AMD? May I say something?[/SIZE][/SIZE]
[SIZE=5][/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]I WANT ANOTHER GOTDAM MAD LIB!!! NOW!!! [/SIZE][SIZE=2](slober)[/SIZE]

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

wow, sorry, I'll get right on that boss.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

Take your time. I just finished my lunch so I'm no longer cranky.

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[B]Dorm Life[/B]

Sarah had just closed her [noun] after [gerund] because she had a(n) [adjective] [noun] in the morning. Suddenly she was woken up by a loud [onomatopoeia] from across the hall.
"What the [exclamation] was that?" she yelled as she ran for the door.
From the hallway she could see into her neighbor's [noun], which was filled with [plural noun] [gerund] [liquid]. There was broken glass all over the floor because someone had [verb] a [noun] and it shattered into [number] pieces. Everyone was just [gerund] and carrying on.
Sarah said to the [adjective] group, "would you all [verb] up?!? I have a [adjective] [noun] in the morning and I really need to [verb]. If you all don't [verb] right now I'll [verb] the [noun] and he'll [verb] you all up for [gerund]!"
With that, everyone just [verb ending in "ed"] at Sarah and went back to [gerund]. One [adjective] guy came up to Sarah and [verb] her [body part] and said, "Hey, [verb] up and [verb] a [noun]. We're just having a(n) [adjective] time, you should [verb] us."
Since she didn't want to be a [noun] all her life, Sarah decided to [verb] the [noun]. In the morning she was too [adjective] to take her [noun] and she ended up [gerund] out of [noun]. Now she works as a [profession] [gerund] for [plural nouns].
Remember kids, [verb] in [noun] so you can get a [adjective] [noun].


There, now stop yelling 724.

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[B]Dorm Life[/B]

Sarah had just closed her [I][B]gash[/B][/I] after [B][I]knocking boots[/I][/B] because she had a(n) [I][B]pulsating sore[/B][/I][B][/B] in the morning. Suddenly she was woken up by a loud [I][B]splash[/B][/I] from across the hall.
"What the [I][B]fucking shit[/B][/I] was that?" she yelled as she ran for the door.
From the hallway she could see into her neighbor's [I][B]skull[/B][/I], which was filled with [I][B]gummy bears[/B][/I] [I][B]drinking vodka[/B][/I]. There was broken glass all over the floor because someone had [I][B]brandished[/B][/I] a [I][B]sex toy[/B][/I] and it shattered into [I][B]2[/B][/I] pieces. Everyone was just [I][B]fellatating[/B][/I] and carrying on.
Sarah said to the [I][B]infested[/B][/I] group, "would you all [B][I]shut[/I][/B] up?!? I have a [I][B]rich trick[/B][/I] in the morning and I really need to [I][B]wash my gash[/B][/I]. If you all don't [I][B]back flip[/B][/I] right now I'll [I][B]screw[/B][/I] the [I][B]lephrechaun[/B][/I] and he'll [I][B]fuck[/B][/I] you all up for [I][B]eating his Lucky Charms[/B][/I]!"
With that, everyone just [I][B]shitted[/B][/I] at Sarah and went back to [I][B]scrubbing[/B][/I]. One [I][B]collar-flipping[/B][/I] guy came up to Sarah and [I][B]headbutted[/B][/I] her [I][B]tits[/B][/I] and said, "Hey, [I][B]shut[/B][/I] up and [I][B]snort[/B][/I] a [I][B]line[/B][/I]. We're just having a(n) [I][B]delicious[/B][/I] time, you should [B][I]gang-bang[/I][/B] us."
Since she didn't want to be a [B][I]dirty whore[/I][/B] all her life, Sarah decided to [I][B]stab[/B][/I] the [I][B]guy[/B][/I]. In the morning she was too [I][B]incarcerated[/B][/I] to take her [I][B]birth control[/B][/I] and she ended up [I][B]ho-ing [/B][/I]out of [I][B]prison[/B][/I]. Now she works as a [I][B]folk singer[/B][/I] [I][B]dancing [/B][/I]for [I][B]retards[/B][/I].
Remember kids, [I][B]pee[/B][/I] in [I][B]the potty[/B][/I] so you can get a [I][B]chocolate-chip cookie[/B][/I].


There, now stop yelling 724.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

You took my cautionary tale about studying hard and getting a good night's sleep to a new level of filth. I wonder what 724 will do with it.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

I only bring my XXX game every time!

I had to add some random non-sequiter humor into it though.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection][B]Dorm Life[/B]

Now she works as a [I][B]folk singer[/B][/I] [I][B]dancing [/B][/I]for [I][B]retards[/B][/I].


[/quote] hahahaha

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

I feel like this is the right place to put this: right now there is an article on espn.com's mainpage that actually uses the term "soggy balls" in the link. Just thought you'd like to know.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

Is it talking about tennis?

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soggy balls are not cool. perhaps its a typo????maybe it should have been saggy balls?

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Or sloppy Bills?

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[url=http://x.go.com/cgi/x.pl?goto=http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2537022&name=FPT-2537022-080214&srvc=sz]ESPN.com - MLB - Cirillo suggests soggy balls lower Coors Field offense[/url]

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

sorry, that was [I]almost[/I] ?3-esque. I should have linked to the story, but I'm pretty lazy.

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Just submitted it to Collegehumor.com I'll give you props if they post it.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]sorry, that was [I]almost[/I] ?3-esque. I should have linked to the story, but I'm pretty lazy.[/quote]are you to lazy to answer your pms? or are you just not interested?

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[quote=gibbsisgod]are you to lazy to answer your [B][I]pms[/I][/B]? or are you just not interested?[/quote]

It's not like he has a choice. It's just nature.

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haha, first, submitted what to college humor?

second, sorry about that, I read it the other day but I was doing something (probably searching for porn) and couldn't respond right away. Then I forgot because I'm an ass.

now I need to go change my rag.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

Submitted the "soggy balls" article. Also check [url=http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com]IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com[/url] for some bodacious Jessica Simpson pics.

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Okay guys you decide: poop story or porn story?

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I prefer porn.

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

And aren't they the same sometimes?!

:vomit:

Re: Adult Mad Libs (NC-17, sorry kids)
 

seriously, both please

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German schieza. Here we come.