TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

After a brief hiatus, the chats are back. It's been a busy beginning of school for me here, because the students are needy as hell, and things are finally slowing down. I've had two people volunteer to be guests in the chat this week. In addition to myself, TAFKAS and Gmanc will be lending their legendary literary genius to the chat. I'll be taking questions all weekend and will close them up Monday morning. Same rules apply, one question about the Skins and one question about life.

Ready.
Set.
Go.

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

I have been holding my wad since the 3rd preseason game. Damn needy kids, WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS DAMMIT!

1. I have heard MB say that he thinks his career is far from over at this point. Is there any chance he is a Redskin next season and if so, does he start?

2. Does this make me look fat?

Thank you for your time!

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

Is sex overated?

Should the WaraPath Man Law Thread be mandatory reading for all new female Warpathers:)

Through three games thus far, what single player has had the most impact on the team?

If you had Peter King in a room, what would you ask him and what would be your retort regarding Art Monk's absence from the Hall.

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

1. Aren't the Redskins whistling pass the graveyard re: the safety position? With Pray-Low hurt and A.A. suspect, when will fans start demanding to see Curry Burns? Did Curry Burns make the team?

2. Why am I so filled with contempt for my fellow man?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

You guys are giving us some solid gold for questions so far.

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

cheese or butter on my broccoli?

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What are your thoughts about Derek Frost 's transformation?

What should I do with the crappy bottle of champagne that has been living in my kitchen for far too long. I'm married and I hate champagne so my options are limited.

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

Why hasn't the passing game opened up?

Why is my school holding all the school dances in the gym? WTF is wrong with them?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

1) Do you think Gibbs sat Portis in Dallas not only to rest his shoulder, but to make sure he was on board with practice (rules about participation) and didn't get too full of himself??

2) Do you guys respond to me differently now that you know I'm a woman?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

1) Will our receivers be able to stay strong and keep from having alligator arms when they face the Jags punishing secondary?
2) Why is Canada so much more fun!

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

i thought you meant the warpath chat room :(

I still haven't gotten a blue response. and now i've got TMC trying to trick me, dammit! that ain't nice...

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

1. After week one's multiple shifts, week two's fairly straight forward offense, and week three's full house backfield, do you expect a different offense each week?

2. If prostitution was legal, would I still feel ashamed after my... therapy sessions?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

If you are in a plane going the opposite way of the earth rotation are you sitting still in the air while the earth spins under you or you actuallly moving?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

If god can create anything, and he can do anything, can he create a rock he cannot lift?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

Two more and I'm done.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

The statement to follow is false:
the statement before this is true. Which one is right?

Ok, now pretend you're a bus driver. You start with 5 less than 19 times the cubed root of 15 square inches of fabric on each person on the bus, and somehow know that each person on your bus is wearing 13 square inches of fabric each. You stop at one stop and let on 9 people, while letting off 2. The next stop you stop at you let on only 1 person, but let off 3. Your third stop takes you to the YMCA, and you see 30 people get on, each with an amount of fabric 3 less than 9 square roots of 2 greater than the person before them, who starts off with 3 factorial square inches of fabric on his body (he's a homeless man in a loincloth). The final stop sees another 14 men get on (exactly half of the passengers at every stop and on the bus thus far men and half women, where men wear the 4th root of 7 square inches more than women per square inch of fabric). if 3 women get off the bus at this stop, then what is the bus driver's name?
If you are feeling like a masochist, you can go ahead and solve that last one for how many square inches of fabric were on the bus total.
:insane:

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

[quote=Riggo44;221419]If god can create anything, and he can do anything, can he create a rock he cannot lift?[/quote] Whoa! Good luck with that one guys!

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

[quote=Riggo44;221421]Two more and I'm done.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

The statement to follow is false:
the statement before this is true. Which one is right?

Ok, now pretend you're a bus driver. You start with 5 less than 19 times the cubed root of 15 square inches of fabric on each person on the bus, and somehow know that each person on your bus is wearing 13 square inches of fabric each. You stop at one stop and let on 9 people, while letting off 2. The next stop you stop at you let on only 1 person, but let off 3. Your third stop takes you to the YMCA, and you see 30 people get on, each with an amount of fabric 3 less than 9 square roots of 2 greater than the person before them, who starts off with 3 factorial square inches of fabric on his body (he's a homeless man in a loincloth). The final stop sees another 14 men get on (exactly half of the passengers at every stop and on the bus thus far men and half women, where men wear the 4th root of 7 square inches more than women per square inch of fabric). if 3 women get off the bus at this stop, then what is the bus driver's name?
If you are feeling like a masochist, you can go ahead and solve that last one for how many square inches of fabric were on the bus total.
:insane:[/quote] alright, now you are just showing off :)

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

Does the water ripple when a Duck farts?????

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

Why?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

Jones?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

How many ?'s does Riggo44 get to ask?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

Would I get labled as a sensitive bitch fan if I took offense to someone hijacking my thread?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

If Hess34 hasn't posted a pic, why 'n the hell should we believe he/she is a woman? Afterall, 12thMan didn't get away with it?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

Which game on the upcoming schedule do you see as a statement game or must-win game?

Can the Burgundy Army win the war with nothing but rotating platoons of Weekly Tripps and TMC Chats?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

Why does TMC get his own special avatar???

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

Hopefully I'm not too late.

1.) Could there have been more than 5 people in the history of mankind to beat Santana Moss in a foot-race through a defense? And I'm not just talking about football players, I mean anyone: ancient Greek warriors, Incan runners, crazy Aussies, anyone.

2.) Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony? Who's Anthony?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

HAHA. We already did the chat, but I'll go ahead and answer #2.

My drumma'!

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;222406]HAHA. We already did the chat, but I'll go ahead and answer #2.

My drumma'![/QUOTE]
That's good enough, I was at home for a combined 14 minutes (not including while I was asleep) all weekend so I couldn't make the cut. Rats.

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

where's the link...I didn't know about?

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;222406]HAHA. We already did the chat, but I'll go ahead and answer #2.

My drumma'![/QUOTE]
When did you do the chat? You did it prematurely. I should have known you couldn't hold it.

Re: TheMalcolmConnection: CHATS ARE BACK! 9/29/06
 

It's a problem. My fiancee and I are working on it.