F people that don't drink coffee
 

I don't understand these people at all.

Discuss.

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If by 11:00am you haven't consumed at least 4 cups of Joe you should be killed, and I'm a moderate.

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i dont drink coffee...i dont like kids who drink coffee and act like they are all sophisticated to...F them

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2-3 cups in the morning, and another one after dinner or a double espresso. Sometimes I'll have a cup at lunch or sometime during the afternoon too. Straight up black too, no sugar or cream, give me the straight fuel. Ok, once in a while I'll take cream and splenda.

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I love coffee ice cream, and coffee yogurt. And I'll even have cold coffee on occassion but I just can't get into regular coffee

This could seriously damage our plans of campaigning on the same ticket in '08 Matty. Our opposing stance on coffee may be too great to overcome.

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[quote=TAFKAS;242736]I love coffee ice cream, and coffee yogurt. And I'll even have cold coffee on occassion but I just can't get into regular coffee

This could seriously damage our plans of campaigning on the same ticket in '08 Matty. Our opposing stance on coffee may be too great to overcome.[/quote]

since you like coffee flavored items, I think we can work out a middle ground on our platform.

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I've never had any coffee.

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Milk, OJ, or water in the morning. Coffee tastes like water strained through topsoil. The funny thing is, I like the smell of freshly brewed coffee, but I like the smell of gasoline too... Both taste about the same though.

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TAFKAS, I'm so disappointed that you don't drink coffee.....being a latino.....we're born drinking coffee (and beer, and rum).

I have at least 2 cups a day. I'm all about the black coffe too, but I need a little bit of sugar.

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I can't stand coffee. I've had one cup in my life, and I didn't finish it.

That one cup was a "good" kind too - Dunkin Donuts.

So F me.

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;242748]I can't stand coffee. I've had one cup in my life, and I didn't finish it.

That one cup was a "good" kind too - Dunkin Donuts.

So F me.[/QUOTE]

Schneed, try a frappucino from Starbucks....its like a coffee milkshake. You might like that.......

If you don't....F-you ;)

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[quote=Redskins_P;242751]Schneed, try a frappucino from Starbucks....its like a coffee milkshake. You might like that.......

If you don't....F-you ;)[/quote]

Frappacino? What the eff even is that? Sounds frappacrappy.

OK I know what a frappacino is, I just wanted an excuse to use the word frappacrappy.

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I've never had a cup of coffee.

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I drink coffee, but after I'm done with flavoring it, it might as well be called estrogen juice.

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I am not one for coffee...but in support of the F...topics....I am in agreement...shit, did I just F myself???

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I don't know. Did you feel something like a sneeze, only better?

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I've been drinking coffee this week, but mainly because this training has been so damn boring. I put so much cream in it that it usually looks like chocolate milk.
I usually drink a Dr Pepper or a Coke after Ive been at work for an hour or 2 just to get me to lunch. I get a really bad headache if I go too long without caffine.

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[quote=Southpaw;242744]Milk, OJ, or water in the morning. Coffee tastes like water strained through topsoil. The funny thing is, I like the smell of freshly brewed coffee, but I like the smell of gasoline too... Both taste about the same though.[/quote]

THAT'S humor.
Get a "Nespresso" machine. Kind of pricey, but, great espresso, and the best cup of coffee I've had in my life!

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im with southpaw, there is nothing like the smell of freshly brewed joe, but that stuff tastes like crap. and when getting into the espresso, cappichino thing, probably bordering on the metrosexual, homosexual thing

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I mean coffee is good at times, but do you all know caffeine is the third most abused drug in the US? People are addicted to coffee, and that is why giants like Starbucks can charge 5 bucks a pop. I mean coffee obviously isnt as bad tobacco or alcohol(1st and 2nd), but coffee still creates a daily dependence.

That being said, I drink coffee if I need to study for exams, and that is about it. Once in a while I will go to Starbucks with friends.

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[QUOTE=dmek25;242820]im with southpaw, there is nothing like the smell of freshly brewed joe[/QUOTE]

Joe Crisp or JoeRedskin?

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[quote=TAFKAS;242827]Joe Crisp or JoeRedskin?[/quote]

Usually a blend hits the spot.

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I'm a causal drinker. I mean you won't find me fiending for coffee Saturday morning. When other people make it at the office I will drink it. Of course if I empty it I brew another pot. I hate people when the kill'it but don't fill'it.

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[QUOTE=Redskins_P;242745]TAFKAS, I'm so disappointed that you don't drink coffee.....being a latino.....we're born drinking coffee (and beer, and rum).

I have at least 2 cups a day. I'm all about the black coffe too, but I need a little bit of sugar.[/QUOTE]

I dont drink coffee either. how about some Horchata?

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Well i say F people that do drink coffee. There always bitchin, this coffe sucks, i didnt get my coffee, blah blah blah.

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I didn't drink coffee until I started working in law enforcement. There's always a pot brewing. If we run out, they whine to me about it or they give me dirty looks. Of course I get the lame excuse, "but we don't make it as good as you do." Bastards.

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Lady Brave, make the next batch with some chocolate flavored laxative added and it'll be the last time you get asked.

You may want to check your local laws/byelaws for the legal ramifications.

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I'm with a few others in that I love the smell of coffee but the stuff tastes absolutely terrible. I'd rather have OJ, apple juice, or some hot chocolate if its cold. normally I just get a big thing of cola though.

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Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.

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F people who do drink coffee and then b*$%# about people who don't. they're fascists of the highest order and must be dispelled.


i think it tastes awful personally.

btw matty, your post implies you hate mormons (no caffine allowed) ;).

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I laugh at those who frequent their locak Whorebucks for a cup of half skim half soy extra hot decaf cafe latté...or whatever they order.

On my way to work, I hit the local Wawa and for $1.25, I have a 20 oz coffee (cream and 2 splenda), and that usually gets me to lunch. Unless I'm dragging, then I get another coffee downstairs at the deli.

I used to not drink coffee in the morning and would drink soda...but with the longer commute (90 minutes each way), the coffee helps me bide my time.

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[quote=FRPLG;242963]Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.[/quote]

Hmmm, I can't remember that last time I had a good belt of..............Monkey ass??????

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[quote=FRPLG;242963]Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.[/quote]

So you've tasted both to come to that conclusion?


I don't feel like the day is worth living unless I have a cup.

This morning, I had 2 "regular" sized mugs of it at home and then a big, tall stainless steel mug of it at work.

I used to hate the taste, until I discovered it's magical qualities. I didn't start drinking it until I worked 3rd-shift every night while attending college (full-time, 8 hours of classes) every day. I drank coffee at the hotel I worked at all night and picked up a 2-liter of Dew for school.

I had to, I slept an average of 10 hours a week. Seriously.

That was the longest 2 years of my life. I love sleeping nightly now...and STILL love the coffee. You love the taste after you drink it regularly.

As for the monkey booty, I'll leave that all for you to have.

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[quote=FRPLG;242963]Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.[/quote]

wuss

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[QUOTE=FRPLG;242963]Guys...coffee tastes like monkey ass. Why anyone drinks it regularly is beyond me.[/QUOTE]

wow really? guess i know what monkey ass tastes like now. how did [I]you[/I] know?

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almost every morning i sit outside, drink a cup of plain-ass, black coffee and smoke a cigarette. then i smoke somemore

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[quote=Mattyk72;242730]I don't understand these people at all.

Discuss.[/quote]

I don't drink coffee. I don't like the taste, and i pretty much don't need the perk.

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wtf?

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what do you mean wtf? i said i don't drink coffee. is that so hard to comprehend?

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yes it is, i garuantee u will eventually like it. i thought it tasted like shit, but you learn to like it