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dblanch66 01-26-2007 11:35 PM

Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
This guy is an enormous tool. In an article on espn.com, it states:
"It now appears that Jones will pair Garrett -- whom he views as the Cowboys' head coach as soon as 2008 -- with either Turner or Phillips".
What a dildo! So...you hire Garrett as an OC and then say that he'll be the HC as soon as 2008. Why would anyone want to take the Cowboys head job now for??? How friggin' moronic. Here's the link.
[url=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2744279]ESPN.com - NFL - Sources: 49ers go on offensive in bid to retain Turner[/url]
Jones is a freaky botox laden, pigeon eyed, frozen smiled douche chilling ass head who knows nothing about football. God I love that he runs the pukes.
DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JGisLordOfTheRings 01-26-2007 11:54 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=dblanch66;272947]This guy is an enormous tool. In an article on espn.com, it states:
"It now appears that Jones will pair Garrett -- whom he views as the Cowboys' head coach as soon as 2008 -- with either Turner or Phillips".
What a dildo! So...you hire Garrett as an OC and then say that he'll be the HC as soon as 2008. Why would anyone want to take the Cowboys head job now for??? How friggin' moronic. Here's the link.
[URL="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2744279"]ESPN.com - NFL - Sources: 49ers go on offensive in bid to retain Turner[/URL]
Jones is a freaky botox laden, pigeon eyed, frozen smiled douche chilling ass head who knows nothing about football. God I love that he runs the pukes.
DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]


God, am I glad to read this.

ncskinsfanec 01-27-2007 12:15 AM

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And we think Synder can be incompetent at times. Jerry Jones is heading into Al Davis territory, some will say he's already there, which isn't a good thing, at least if you're a Cowboys fan. Fine with me though!

JGisLordOfTheRings 01-27-2007 12:18 AM

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[quote=ncskinsfanec;272952]And we think Synder can be incompetent at times. Jerry Jones is heading into Al Davis territory, some will say he's already there, which isn't a good thing, at least if you're a Cowboys fan. [B]Fine with me though[/B]![/quote]


Hell YEAH! God next year is going to be great....

wilsowilso 01-27-2007 12:28 AM

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[quote=ncskinsfanec;272952]And we think Synder can be incompetent at times. Jerry Jones is heading into Al Davis territory, some will say he's already there, which isn't a good thing, at least if you're a Cowboys fan. Fine with me though![/quote]

What exactly are you saying? I hate the Cowboys bad but Jerry Jones is an owner with less than 15 years in the league and he has three rings.

hooskins 01-27-2007 03:17 AM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
Before we start hating J.J. look at Danny Boy, he really isn't much better.

mapod 01-27-2007 05:06 AM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
The difference between Danny Boy and J.J is that J.J ****s up their draft picks and Danny Boy trades them all away on friggin overhyped tools (Dwight Freeney)!

dmek25 01-27-2007 07:09 AM

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i think the only difference is that jones got lucky with some of his draft picks

Defensewins 01-27-2007 10:36 AM

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[QUOTE=wilsowilso;272957]What exactly are you saying? I hate the Cowboys bad but Jerry Jones is an owner with less than 15 years in the league and he has three rings.[/QUOTE]

You know your are correct. I had to think about it for a minute but this statement is dead on correct.
Jerry Jones' time with the Cowboys is a perfect "How To" and "How Not To" for other owners in the NFL.

The Good: JJ hired Jimmy Johnson and let him manage the team. Johnson stocked the team with great talent and they went on to win 3 super bowls.

The Bad: Once Dallas won their second SuperBowl, JJ in his ever present insecurity ran to any open microphone/Tv camera to try and take some of the credit. This pissed off Jimmy Johnson and Norv Turner and they bolted.
JJ then started to micro-manage the team and they went down hill fast.

The Good Again: He hired Parcells and let him manage the team. Parcells started to stock the team with good talent and got them in the playoffs two years in a row.

The Bad Again: JJ couldn't leave well enough alone and forced T.O on Parcells.

I really think owners like Snyder and Jones need to stay out of the day to day football related moves.
While Snyder is an exceptional bussinessman, he is clearly not a football man. He has certanly proven to be not a very good talent evaluater.
Frankly I am not sold on Gibss being a good GM yet, although he is doing a better job than Snyderatto/Spurrier.

wolfeskins 01-27-2007 10:42 AM

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i can't stand it when jj shows up the cowboys sideline near the end of a game.

dblanch66 01-27-2007 11:33 AM

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This isn't a "drawing of comparison" thread. I am simply pointing out that it is absolutely brain dead to hire an offensive coordinator BEFORE a head coach. I'm not taking away his ...ooooh "3 rings". A lot of people think this Garrett hiring is just dumb. This is the main thrust of the thread. That and the fact that Keith Moon could play a drum solo on his face.
Dallas Sucks.

dmek25 01-27-2007 11:40 AM

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hahaha

GTripp0012 01-27-2007 02:25 PM

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[quote=wilsowilso;272957]What exactly are you saying? I hate the Cowboys bad but Jerry Jones is an owner with less than 15 years in the league and he has three rings.[/quote]But based on some of the questionable moves he's made, is it now safe to say that the Cowboys won 3 championships in spite of Jerry Jones?

SmootSmack 01-27-2007 02:53 PM

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[QUOTE=GTripp0012;272991]But based on some of the questionable moves he's made, is it now safe to say that the Cowboys won 3 championships in spite of Jerry Jones?[/QUOTE]

I tell you what, the Cowboys in those days had some great players-a deep threat in Alvin Harper, a dynamic safety in James Washington. Not to mention an offensive mastermind in Norv Turner

Too bad the Redskins couldn't get guys like that...sigh

wilsowilso 01-27-2007 03:10 PM

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It seems like Jones has a huge influence on draft day. I don't know if this was always the case, but if he helped pick all those guys like Novacek, Harper, Washington, that sick line and of course the big 3 then he deserves credit. Once again I hate the Cowboys, but Jones gets the job done in my book. One thing to remember is that Jerry Jones was a football player. He won a national championship as a player and he obviously knows football a hell of a lot more than most owners including ours.

sportscurmudgeon 01-27-2007 03:17 PM

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TAFKAS:

You're right. Dallas had all the luck having Harper, Washington and Turner all at the same time...

Well played, sir.

ncskinsfanec 01-27-2007 08:47 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=wilsowilso;272957]What exactly are you saying? I hate the Cowboys bad but Jerry Jones is an owner with less than 15 years in the league and he has three rings.[/quote]

When did he win those, about a decade ago? Was it? Of course you can say the same thing about Gibbs, who last won a Super Bowl 16 years ago. The Cowboys are merely a shell of what they once were though, they haven't even won a playoff game in ten years, at least we've done a little better than that.

ncskinsfanec 01-27-2007 08:51 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=Defensewins;272981]You know your are correct. I had to think about it for a minute but this statement is dead on correct.
Jerry Jones' time with the Cowboys is a perfect "How To" and "How Not To" for other owners in the NFL.

The Good: JJ hired Jimmy Johnson and let him manage the team. Johnson stocked the team with great talent and they went on to win 3 super bowls.

The Bad: Once Dallas won their second SuperBowl, JJ in his ever present insecurity ran to any open microphone/Tv camera to try and take some of the credit. This pissed off Jimmy Johnson and Norv Turner and they bolted.
JJ then started to micro-manage the team and they went down hill fast.

The Good Again: He hired Parcells and let him manage the team. Parcells started to stock the team with good talent and got them in the playoffs two years in a row.

The Bad Again: JJ couldn't leave well enough alone and forced T.O on Parcells.

I really think owners like Snyder and Jones need to stay out of the day to day football related moves.
While Snyder is an exceptional bussinessman, he is clearly not a football man. He has certanly proven to be not a very good talent evaluater.
Frankly I am not sold on Gibss being a good GM yet, although he is doing a better job than Snyderatto/Spurrier.[/quote]

Parcells didn't get them to the playoffs two years in a row! He missed the playoffs with them two years in a row, though. He got them to the playoffs his first year there and last year there, in four years, and lost both times!

Sheriff Gonna Getcha 01-27-2007 08:51 PM

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I cannot stand Jerry "The Ham" Jones. The guy seems to be so full of himself and is always vying for attention. I tend to respect those owners who let their players get the limelight and their coaches and GMs manage the football aspects of their teams.

ncskinsfanec 01-27-2007 08:53 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=wilsowilso;272994]It seems like Jones has a huge influence on draft day. I don't know if this was always the case, but if he helped pick all those guys like Novacek, Harper, Washington, that sick line and of course the big 3 then he deserves credit. Once again I hate the Cowboys, but Jones gets the job done in my book. One thing to remember is that Jerry Jones was a football player. He won a national championship as a player and he obviously knows football a hell of a lot more than most owners including ours.[/quote]

You just go on thinking like that. We're not here to judge you, man.

wilsowilso 01-27-2007 10:00 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=ncskinsfanec;273048]You just go on thinking like that. We're not here to judge you, man.[/quote]

I guess you are some kind of comedian in your own mind. Make a point why don't you?

ncskinsfanec 01-27-2007 10:48 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=wilsowilso;273058]I guess you are some kind of comedian in your own mind. Make a point why don't you?[/quote]

Did you read the previous posts I've written? That's when I made my points. If you want to give credit to Jerry Jones then you're well entitled. He's got both good qualities and bad qualities just like everyone else. I just think his bad qualities have gotten out of control in recent years. Like everyone on this discussion, I hope the trend continues. Sorry if I offended you, but giving Jerry Jones any kind of credit makes me a little nauseous.

wilsowilso 01-27-2007 11:02 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=ncskinsfanec;273064]Did you read the previous posts I've written? That's when I made my points. If you want to give credit to Jerry Jones then you're well entitled. He's got both good qualities and bad qualities just like everyone else. I just think his bad qualities have gotten out of control in recent years. Like everyone on this discussion, I hope the trend continues. Sorry to offend you, though.[/quote]

Hey I'm not going to argue over the owner of the Cowboys for very long, but I read your previous posts and I can't find anything at all except you think Jerry Jones sucks. Good for you. Let's hope he keeps sucking. The thing is in the grand scheme of things he has a resume that makes your argument that he sucks look like a joke.

ncskinsfanec 01-27-2007 11:22 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=wilsowilso;273066]Hey I'm not going to argue over the owner of the Cowboys for very long, but I read your previous posts and I can't find anything at all except you think Jerry Jones sucks. Good for you. Let's hope he keeps sucking. The thing is in the grand scheme of things he has a resume that makes your argument that he sucks look like a joke.[/quote]

Alright, the grand scheme of things says that he's done alright for himself, I'll admit. I'll also say that in the grand scheme of things Joe Gibbs has done alright for himself as well, with your logic you should be on board with me that Gibbs is and will always be a great coach. I don't know if you've called for Joe's head or not, which doesn't seem like a thing you would do, but unfortunately a lot of people have around here lately. I hope you defend Gibbs as feverishly as you've defended Jones when push comes to shove!

Sheriff Gonna Getcha 01-27-2007 11:35 PM

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Chill guys....not even sure how you guys got to arguing. Kiss and make up...okay, you don't need to kiss but make up.

ncskinsfanec 01-27-2007 11:37 PM

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WilsoWilso no hard feelings. We're just having constructive discussion. I apoligize if I have angered you in any way. Let's just drop this topic and move on to something else!

wilsowilso 01-27-2007 11:44 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=ncskinsfanec;273068]Alright, the grand scheme of things says that he's done alright for himself, I'll admit. I'll also say that in the grand scheme of things Joe Gibbs has done alright for himself as well, with your logic you should be on board with me that Gibbs is and will always be a great coach. I don't know if you've called for Joe's head or not, which doesn't seem like a thing you would do, but unfortunately a lot of people have around here lately. I hope you defend Gibbs as feverishly as you've defended Jones when push comes to shove![/quote]

Love Gibbs. End of story. Never said one bad thing about him in my life. Not one time. Hated the whole Brunell loyalty, but that's about it. I am torn when defending Jones, but he deserves credit IMO. He just happens to own the fffffing Cowboys. He played big time football so he kind of deserves to do what he does. Most of the rest are just rich boys. It's not like I enjoy the guys personality. He is a bigtime asshole.

ncskinsfanec 01-27-2007 11:50 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=wilsowilso;273074]Love Gibbs. End of story. Never said one bad thing about him in my life. Not one time. Hated the whole Brunell loyalty, but that's about it. I am torn when defending Jones, but he deserves credit IMO. He just happens to own the fffffing Cowboys. He played big time football so he kind of deserves to do what he does. Most of the rest are just rich boys. It's not like I enjoy the guys personality. He is a bigtime asshole.[/quote]

Alright then. Glad everything is cool now. Hope you have a great evening, glad you love Gibbs, I still think he's the best coach around myself! Let's go Skins!

wilsowilso 01-28-2007 12:01 AM

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Hey you have a good night as well. It's a hard day for me when I'm arguing the merits of Jerry Jones. I hope our young QB is as good as I think he is. That will make us all very happy.

dblanch66 01-28-2007 03:11 AM

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...and through all of this...Dallas still SUCKS. he hee ehee heee.

dmek25 01-28-2007 07:21 AM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
i was wondering when that was coming....

Skins_4_Lyfe 01-28-2007 08:19 AM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[COLOR=black][COLOR=black][IMG]http://espn.go.com/i/magazine/new/bracket_jones.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/FR/mr_burns.gif[/IMG][/COLOR]

[COLOR=black]I always think of Mr. Burns whenever I see Jerry. LOL[/COLOR]
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skinsfan69 01-28-2007 12:42 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=wilsowilso;272957]What exactly are you saying? I hate the Cowboys bad but Jerry Jones is an owner with less than 15 years in the league and he has three rings.[/quote]

C'mon. Jimmy Johnson is the one who made it all happen. What happened after Jimmy left? He won with Barry S but that was all Jimmy's players.

MTK 01-29-2007 12:23 PM

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Since their run in the mid 90's the Cowboys' record since 1997 is 73-87. Those titles are a long time ago now.

The Redskins under Snyder since 1999 are actually two games better than the Cowboys during the same time period. The Redskins are 59-69 while the Cowboys are 57-71.

firstdown 01-29-2007 12:30 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=dblanch66;272947]This guy is an enormous tool. In an article on espn.com, it states:
"It now appears that Jones will pair Garrett -- whom he views as the Cowboys' head coach as soon as 2008 -- with either Turner or Phillips".
What a dildo! So...you hire Garrett as an OC and then say that he'll be the HC as soon as 2008. Why would anyone want to take the Cowboys head job now for??? How friggin' moronic. Here's the link.
[URL="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2744279"]ESPN.com - NFL - Sources: 49ers go on offensive in bid to retain Turner[/URL]
Jones is a freaky botox laden, pigeon eyed, frozen smiled douche chilling ass head who knows nothing about football. God I love that he runs the pukes.
DALLAS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]I did not see a thing in the artical that said or had quotes that Jerry Jones said that.

dmek25 01-29-2007 12:34 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=Mattyk72;273281]Since their run in the mid 90's the Cowboys' record since 1997 is 73-87. Those titles are a long time ago now.

The Redskins under Snyder since 1999 are actually two games better than the Cowboys during the same time period. The Redskins are 59-69 while the Cowboys are 57-71.[/quote]
how many fans do you think would know this?

firstdown 01-29-2007 12:41 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
[quote=dmek25;273289]how many fans do you think would know this?[/quote]
Not many but allot of those wins are our losses. I would not like to see JJ stats against us or his stats against Snyder. They would be depressing.

MTK 01-29-2007 02:11 PM

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Skins are 4-12 vs. Dallas since '99

dmek25 01-29-2007 04:56 PM

Re: Jerry "Snare Drum Face" Jones
 
why did you have to do that?

SmootSmack 01-29-2007 05:04 PM

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;273341]Skins are 4-12 vs. Dallas since '99[/QUOTE]

3-1 since 2005


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