Japanese pop princess Koda Kumi
 

I'm seriously obsessed with her. I sit alone in the dark watching her videos and muttering Buffalo Bill comments under my breath. She's kind of like Britney circa 2000 when no one could touch her.

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[quote=djnemo65;306374]I'm seriously obsessed with her. I sit alone in the dark watching her videos and muttering Buffalo Bill comments under my breath. She's kind of like Britney circa 2000 when no one could touch her.

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Stop teasing and insert the link. I am not typing all of that!

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Sorry, this post is off to a rocky start

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Okay, I was trying to embed the videos but couldn't get it to work.

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Looks like she has been hanging around Dennis Rodman!

She has no ass, she looks like Olive Oyle from the side.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;306380]Looks like she has been hanging around Dennis Rodman!

She has no ass, she looks like Olive Oyle from the side.[/QUOTE]

Angry, you aren't one of these guys with a fat girlfriend who goes around saying they need a girl with ass are you? I hate that.

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[quote=djnemo65;306382]Angry, you aren't one of these guys with a fat girlfriend who goes around saying they need a girl with ass are you? I hate that.[/quote]

No, no! There is a huge difference between a twig and a girl that is plump in all the right places.
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Christina is plump! Vida is plump! Jessica is Plump! Britany is Plump!

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Yeah I like Christina.

This actually probably warrants it's own F thread, but I hate it when guys have porky girlfriends and criticize other girls for being too skinny. I worked with a guy whose girl was a real heffer, and he told me that this girl I was dating (who was legitimately hot) was too skinny. I didn't even ask him for his opinion. What a clown. Definitely don't miss that guy.

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[quote=djnemo65;306385]Yeah I like Christina.

This actually probably warrants it's own F thread, but I hate it when guys have porky girlfriends and criticize other girls for being too skinny. I worked with a guy whose girl was a real heffer, and he told me that this girl I was dating (who was legitimately hot) was too skinny. I didn't even ask him for his opinion. What a clown. Definitely don't miss that guy.[/quote]

Don't get me worng I would not kick that Japaneese chick out of bed. But, she would only be a one nighter. I don't hate guys who have a taste for bigger women because they leave the ones that I like alone.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;306386]Don't get me worng I would not kick that Japaneese chick out of bed. But, she would only be a one nighter.[/QUOTE]

Whatever, go back to picking up girls at your local dairy queen. Leave the J-broads to me

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[QUOTE=djnemo65;306385]Yeah I like Christina.

This actually probably warrants it's own F thread, but I hate it when guys have porky girlfriends and criticize other girls for being too skinny. I worked with a guy whose girl was a real heffer, and he told me that this girl I was dating (who was legitimately hot) was too skinny. I didn't even ask him for his opinion. What a clown. Definitely don't miss that guy.[/QUOTE]

Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder...or beer holder

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[quote=djnemo65;306388]Whatever, go back to picking up girls at your local dairy queen. Leave the J-broads to me[/quote]

I am not allowed to pick up chicks, my wife said so.

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While I am on the subject. I went to Good Guy's in NE about 3 weeks ago and I was sitting down enjoying my beer and some adult entertainment. This dancer comes up to me and say hi ***** (*****= my actual first name). I looked at her and started to leave stating that I had been there too long if one of the dancers actually knew me by name. She grabs me by my arm and says "No, don't you remember me?" Now she has my attention! Then she said "We graduated from high school together, and you lived down the street from me. So we started talking and playing catch up. Before the night was over she gave me her phone number on my receipt. I never called her or thought twice about it.

A few nights later my wife finds the receipt with phone number on it and starts interrogating as if I had killed somebody. 2 Things saved my ass, and thank God because I was Innocent. 1. My wife asked who is Dolphin, I said don't you mean *******, and she said no this right here says Dolphin. I said yeah, that is her stage name, her real name is *******, and I knew her back in high school. That just goes to show you that I never looked at that damn receipt. 2. My wife looked up my call history on my phone. Thank God I never called her.

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[QUOTE=angryssg;306391]While I am on the subject. I went to Good Guy's in NE about 3 weeks ago and I was sitting down enjoying my beer and some adult entertainment. This dancer comes up to me and say hi ***** (*****= my actual first name). I looked at her and started to leave stating that I had been there too long if one of the dancers actually knew me by name. She grabs me by my arm and says "No, don't you remember me?" Now she has my attention! Then she said "We graduated from high school together, and you lived down the street from me. So we started talking and playing catch up. Before the night was over she gave me her phone number on my receipt. I never called her or thought twice about it.

A few nights later my wife finds the receipt with phone number on it and starts interrogating as if I had killed somebody. 2 Things saved my ass, and thank God because I was Innocent. 1. My wife asked who is Dolphin, I said don't you mean *******, and she said no this right here says Dolphin. I said yeah, that is her stage name, her real name is *******, and I knew her back in high school. That just goes to show you that I never looked at that damn receipt. 2. My wife looked up my call history on my phone. Thank God I never called her.[/QUOTE]

Good for you Angry. That's why I don't think marriage is in my cards. I have the self-control of a boozed up Michael Jackson on sleepover night.

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[quote=djnemo65;306392]Good for you Angry. That's why I don't think marriage is in my cards. I have the self-control of a boozed up Michael Jackson on sleepover night.[/quote]

It's not self control, but I don't know how to explain it!

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[QUOTE=angryssg;306393]It's not self control, but I don't know how to explain it![/QUOTE]

At the same time, it's not like you threw the receipt away......just saying is all

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[quote=djnemo65;306394]At the same time, it's not like you threw the receipt away......just saying is all[/quote]

But, that is the funny thing I had every intention of throwing it away. But I was either drunk and forgot about it or I thought that I had thrown it away. It's not like I found her unattractive or anything. I can't explain it. It honestly suprised me that I didn't follow up on it.

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The link was removed to protect the innocent.

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Okay Angry, I'm off to see Spiderman 3 with a hot waifish little j-broad. I'll be back here with details sometime tomorrow.

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[quote=djnemo65;306397]Okay Angry, I'm off to see Spiderman 3 with a hot waifish little j-broad. I'll be back here with details sometime tomorrow.[/quote]

Have fun.

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[quote=SmootSmack;306389]Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder...or beer holder[/quote]

Sage wisdom!

Alcohol..............natures equalizer

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[QUOTE=angryssg;306390]I am not allowed to pick up chicks, my wife said so.[/QUOTE]

I am allowed to pick them up... so long as I put them down in EXACTLY the same condition I found them.

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[quote=angryssg;306398]Have fun.[/quote]

So how do you pronounce *****?

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[quote=angryssg;306391]While I am on the subject. I went to Good Guy's in NE about 3 weeks ago and I was sitting down enjoying my beer and some adult entertainment. This dancer comes up to me and say hi ***** (*****= my actual first name). I looked at her and started to leave stating that I had been there too long if one of the dancers actually knew me by name. She grabs me by my arm and says "No, don't you remember me?" Now she has my attention! Then she said "We graduated from high school together, and you lived down the street from me. So we started talking and playing catch up. Before the night was over she gave me her phone number on my receipt. I never called her or thought twice about it.

A few nights later my wife finds the receipt with phone number on it and starts interrogating as if I had killed somebody. 2 Things saved my ass, and thank God because I was Innocent. 1. My wife asked who is Dolphin, I said don't you mean *******, and she said no this right here says Dolphin. I said yeah, that is her stage name, her real name is *******, and I knew her back in high school. That just goes to show you that I never looked at that damn receipt. 2. My wife looked up my call history on my phone. Thank God I never called her.[/quote]

That's cool, you and her both have curse words for first names! ;)

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She's hot for sure, but if I bag a foreign pop star, I'm going Alizee!

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[QUOTE=Daseal;306529]She's hot for sure, but if I bag a foreign pop star, I'm going Alizee![/QUOTE]

just for you Daseal:
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OLT0o11wfM&NR=1]YouTube - ALIZEE STRIPS[/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuskpIJwbzc&mode=related&search=]YouTube - Alizee Ass Shake!!![/url]

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[quote=djnemo65;306385]Yeah I like Christina.

This actually probably warrants it's own F thread, but I hate it when guys have porky girlfriends and criticize other girls for being too skinny. I worked with a guy whose girl was a real heffer, and he told me that this girl I was dating (who was legitimately hot) was too skinny. I didn't even ask him for his opinion. What a clown. Definitely don't miss that guy.[/quote]


While I don't go around knocking other people's girlfriends, I DEFINATELY like my girls with curves... legitimately skinny girls (paris hilton... nicole ritchie... all that crap...) are just plain ugly to me... but it depends on the girl i guess...

I've dated beanpoles and porkers alike and found that the medium girls (size 6-12) are usually the most sensual... they're nicely curvy, but still comfortable enought with their bodies to have fun in bed...

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Love you, Joe Redskin.

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[quote=canthetuna;306538]While I don't go around knocking other people's girlfriends, I DEFINATELY like my girls with curves... legitimately skinny girls (paris hilton... nicole ritchie... all that crap...) are just plain ugly to me... but it depends on the girl i guess...

I've dated beanpoles and porkers alike and found that the medium girls (size 6-12) are usually the most sensual... they're nicely curvy, but still comfortable enought with their bodies to have fun in bed...[/quote]

Yeah, I agree with you there. There's a lot to be said for girls with totally tight bodies, but I also like mine with curves as well. Mine is a size eight and that's PERFECT for me.

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"Goochie Goochie eeewwww"

$1 to the first person that understands the above quote.

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[quote=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;306563]"Goochie Goochie eeewwww"

$1 to the first person that understands the above quote.[/quote]


Is that a family guy reference?

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[QUOTE=mredskins;306567]Is that a family guy reference?[/QUOTE]

Close. It's from the South Park Japanimation episode. Cartman says "goochie goochie ewwww" right before he lets one rip.

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asian music videos make me confused and angry

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damn I went at least 75 cents

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306417]So how do you pronounce *****?[/quote]

Very carefully

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[QUOTE=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;306589]Close. It's from the South Park Japanimation episode. Cartman says "goochie goochie ewwww" right before he lets one rip.[/QUOTE]

Is this when they are in the classroom? I just watched that episode and I think he says minasan, kiite kiite, which means everybody, please listen.

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[QUOTE=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;306563]"Goochie Goochie eeewwww"

$1 to the first person that understands the above quote.[/QUOTE]I thought that was supposed to be a Charo reference

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