Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!
 

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It was big news in our local paper today. This kid's name is Jonathan Wilson. He is a tool and I hate him. How can you NOT want to punch this kid?

At least if he makes the team, I can always say that I made him cry during little league baseball at least a dozen times.

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Looks like a kicker, that alone is punishment enough.

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How can he try out for the Skins? Doesn't he have to go into the military? And yes, he looks like a real piece of work.

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He's the biggest f-ing tool that I know. He hangs around at softball games (doesn't play mind you) and basically bangs chicks who are waaay underage.

He's a QB!

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Maybe it's one of those Make-A-Wish type deals. I always thought that if I were terminally ill, I would try to play in the Pebble Beach Pro-Am.

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LOL. God, I was so pissed when I read this news. He LOVES himself.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306861]He's the biggest f-ing tool that I know. He hangs around at softball games (doesn't play mind you) and basically bangs chicks who are waaay underage.

He's a QB![/quote]

Tool and QB don't mix. He will be gone before he gets a practice jersey!

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No, him and pre-teen girls do.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306872]No, him and pre-teen girls do.[/quote]

That is sick! I have a sick sense of humor, but there are boundaries. Not what you said, but what he does. That's SICK!

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He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.

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He bangs underage chicks? Oh well, he doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of making the team. Looks like he will hang out at HS softball games and bang underage chicks his whole life. By the way Malcolm, how old are you? Your "nemesis" looks at the oldest 22, if that.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306876]He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.[/quote]


John Will Inevitibly Like to Swallow 10 what?

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I'm 25. His dad was my grandma's boss and we played against each other for years. I played varsity football when he was still in JV. He's younger, maybe that's his excuse for hooking up with girls who are 14.

What makes me the maddest is the fact that he'll ALWAYS have that pick-up line the rest of his sad, pitiful life. Hell, he already has one: "Hey. I have a driver's license."

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306883]I'm 25. His dad was my grandma's boss and we played against each other for years. I played varsity football when he was still in JV. He's younger, maybe that's his excuse for hooking up with girls who are 14.

What makes me the maddest is the fact that he'll ALWAYS have that pick-up line the rest of his sad, pitiful life. Hell, he already has one: "Hey. I have a driver's license."[/quote]

Only works on high school chicks though! But because he tried out for the Skins he has a shot at Hessy now! HAHAHAHA.

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Yeah preteen girls is very sick. Probably can't get a real woman though. Sounds like he is hung up on sex. 23-24 and can't graduate to the big leagues huh?

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He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306887]He's also the type that probably Googles himself with his hand down his pants. I don't doubt he sees this thread real soon. Douche.[/quote]

As long as he doesnt google my little sister with his hands down his pants!

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Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I.

;)

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306891]Nah, he only does that for AMD's sister. As do I.

;)[/quote]

Niiiiicccccceeeee.

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Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol

He does look like a kicker, poor bastard.

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Yeah, life sucks to be such a douchebag. You can rest assured I'll be keeping a CLOSE eye on rookie minicamp.

More than anything, it makes me angry that he's going to get to MEET (and most likely get intercepted by) LaRon Landry.

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[quote=skinsfan_nn;306895]Isn't TOOL a band ? Are they that bad........lol

He does look like a kicker, poor bastard.[/quote]


No, he looks like the poster child of the Special Olympics.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;306876]He drives around in this old ass Honda Accord that says "JWILS10" on it. The #10 was his high school number. He also had a necklace with that number he still wears today.[/quote]

This is an 81 Honda, how DARE YOU!!!

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He won't last a hour Malcolm. If they in all likelyhood are going to send Palmer to Europe or maybe the practice squad do you think they are going to let this guy in? I have a better chance banging Pam Anderson than he has of making it through rookie minicamp, much less the first day.

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Ah yes, the high school star that ain't going anywhere...

Be sure to sing [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=expNNmaEa4o"]this song [/URL]every time you see him in a public place.

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This thread is hilarious!!! LOL! That guy does look like a tool. Where did he play college ball? I've never heard of him before.

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tmc, do i detect a hint of jealousy?

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He played at VMI, he is actually a pretty good athlete. I can't speak to his character. I only know where he played because that is my alma mater, granted I am 7 year removed from the school.
To answer an earlier post, VMI is a state school, no military requirements after graduation.
All of you are correct though, no chance in hell of making the team.

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Maybe he could be Jason Campbell's jock strap holder. That's about the closest he'll be to a starting quarterback.

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Malcom, you are the man

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Heres another douchebag:
[IMG]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/478322572_a9e70520a7_o.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=dmek25;306917]tmc, do i detect a hint of jealousy?[/quote]

No, the only jealousy I have is that he gets to meet all of our awesome draft picks prior to being cut.

And also, I bang a girl MY OWN AGE. ALSO, I've never lost to him in anything throughout probably a decade of playing against him in all sports, not just football. Baseball, I struck him out every at bat and made him throw his bat, breaking his teammates face. Basketball, we destroyed his team by at least forty points. Football, again, destroyed his team by about forty points. When I was in higher league baseball, we rocked him as a pitcher for seventeen runs in one inning and his team forfeited since he was their best pitcher.

The reason I hate him is because I've never met someone more cocky or conceited than him.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;307070]No, the only jealousy I have is that he gets to meet all of our awesome draft picks prior to being cut.

And also, I bang a girl MY OWN AGE. ALSO, I've never lost to him in anything throughout probably a decade of playing against him in all sports, not just football. Baseball, I struck him out every at bat and made him throw his bat, breaking his teammates face. Basketball, we destroyed his team by at least forty points. Football, again, destroyed his team by about forty points. When I was in higher league baseball, we rocked him as a pitcher for seventeen runs in one inning and his team forfeited since he was their best pitcher.

[B]The reason I hate him is because I've never met someone more cocky or conceited than him[/B].[/QUOTE]When was the last time you looked in a mirror?

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AH! Bastard!

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[quote=70Chip;306860]How can he try out for the Skins? Doesn't he have to go into the military? And yes, he looks like a real piece of work.[/quote]

No VMI is not a REAL military school. I don't know him, but now I hate him too ... Maybe LaRon Landry can put him out of his misery. If he wears that #10 necklace I can't imagine he makes it out of camp.

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[quote=SC Skins Fan;307083][B]No VMI is not a REAL military school.[/B] I don't know him, but now I hate him too ... Maybe LaRon Landry can put him out of his misery. If he wears that #10 necklace I can't imagine he makes it out of camp.[/quote]

You would get stabbed for saying that here. LOL

They are quite proud of their tradition and make sure that all us "civilians" know as much when they're drunk on Friday and Saturday nights.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;307085]You would get stabbed for saying that here. LOL

They are quite proud of their tradition and make sure that all us "civilians" know as much when they're drunk on Friday and Saturday nights.[/quote]

Hmmmm ... then I guess I should not get into my opinions on Stonewall Jackson then eh?

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Let's be careful with some of the statements being tossed around here.

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[quote=Mattyk72;307095]Let's be careful with some of the statements being tossed around here.[/quote]

Yes, let's not digress from the original douchebag.

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[quote=angryssg;306898]This is an 81 Honda, how DARE YOU!!![/quote]

brilliant.