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[url=http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/05/study_links_ora.html]Study links oral sex and throat cancer - On Deadline - USATODAY.com[/url]

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[quote=BDBohnzie;308804][URL="http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/05/study_links_ora.html"]Study links oral sex and throat cancer - On Deadline - USATODAY.com[/URL][/quote]

LOL, thread title of the year!

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This is not cool. I need to take some extra precautions to not let my wife hear about this. Its hard enough to get one from her.

Clever title BTW!

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You know I saw this story this morning but I held off on posting it. LOL

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Wow. That's some tough news to swallow

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Just what she needs: another excuse! :doh:

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[quote=SmootSmack;308819]Wow. That's some tough news to swallow[/quote]

Well, as men, all we can really do is hope that the story blows over.

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And the puns continue, how about this one:

Thanks for the heads up on this article!

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Our government needs to stop blowing loads of cash on these kinds of studies.

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Going in the other direction...

The results of this study seem fishy to me...

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My friend Jimmy might have a problem with this study.

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Give me a break. If this were true, half the women in the country would have throat cancer....

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That's disappointing...only half?

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[quote=hesscl34;308862]Give me a break. If this were true, half the women in the country would have throat cancer....[/quote]

Hess, you're turning a thread full of delightful puns into a statistical debate. For shame.

The study does not say "give head, get cancer." It says that oral sex with mutliple partners INCREASES THE RISK of getting throat cancer. That means you're MORE LIKELY to get cancer as a result of the HPV virus in your throat. But you could be one of the lucky ones who gives head to people who just don't happen to have HPV - then you won't get cancer. Or you could get HPV, and still not develop cancer.

The more partners you perform unprotected oral sex on, the more likely you are to get cancer. Of course it's true. But it doesn't mean you'll definitely get cancer.

Ugh. By your logic, smoking doesn't cause lung cancer.

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Generally speaking, more partners = more risk.

Not exactly rocket science.

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I disagree with this, I know that doing that (to my lady of course) can soothe a sore throat.

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So I guess this means that chicks now have to ask themselves "Do I want to have to wear an eye patch or use a tracheotomy tube?"


Did I go to far? I've been watching Aristocrats jokes on youtube all morning, so my sensibilities are out of whack.

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;308870]Hess, you're turning a thread full of delightful puns into a statistical debate. For shame.

The study does not say "give head, get cancer." It says that oral sex with mutliple partners INCREASES THE RISK of getting throat cancer. That means you're MORE LIKELY to get cancer as a result of the HPV virus in your throat. But you could be one of the lucky ones who gives head to people who just don't happen to have HPV - then you won't get cancer. Or you could get HPV, and still not develop cancer.

The more partners you perform unprotected oral sex on, the more likely you are to get cancer. Of course it's true. But it doesn't mean you'll definitely get cancer.

Ugh. By your logic, smoking doesn't cause lung cancer.[/QUOTE]

Wow. That was quite a mouthful...<<and we're back to the puns>>

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[quote=SmootSmack;308893]Wow. That was quite a mouthful...<<and we're back to the puns>>[/quote]

Thank you for changing the subject. Her argument left a bad taste in my mouth.

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[quote=Mattyk72;308875]Generally speaking, more partners = more risk.

Not exactly rocket science.[/quote]

I'm in trouble.... LOL

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Hess, how much did you make working for the DC Madam?

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[QUOTE=Mattyk72;308875]Generally speaking, more partners = more risk.

Not exactly rocket science.[/QUOTE]

Ah I get it now! "Rocket science" Clever. Is that a rocket in your pocket...

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[QUOTE=hesscl34;308899]I'm in trouble.... LOL[/QUOTE]

Way to swallow your pride Hess....

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I'm not touching this with a 10ft pole.

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;308895]Thank you for changing the subject. Her argument left a bad taste in my mouth.[/QUOTE]
Bad taste huh, could that be from too much gargling?

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Spitters are quitters

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WOW, spoken like a pro!

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;308924]WOW, spoken like a pro![/quote]

Yep, a pro with throat cancer.

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eh! trying to be funny here...

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Personally I don't find throat cancer to be a laughing matter. We have more throat cancer cases in the world than you can shake a stick at.

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Throat cancer affected me and my family very hard, it's no joke

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You’re making me choke on my joke...

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You guys are being a bunch of dicks, stop poking fun at Hessy.

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We know YOU'RE not having any poking fun with Hessy.

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[quote=Buster;308942]We know YOU'RE not having any poking fun with Hessy.[/quote]


Hessy, are you going to defend me here?

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somtimes it's too hard to defend you so I just let things relax for a bit.

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Looks like 12thMan is getting the shaft

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[quote=BDBohnzie;308945]Looks like 12thMan is getting the shaft[/quote]

Ahh..she's just horsing around.

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To change the subject, this is why I have such a high regard for women in general. Selfless, noble, majestic.
I am now presented now with a serious subject matter to discuss with the little woman......................what the hell, nobody lives forever!

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So if a woman won't perform oral sex on her man then the man gets upset in which case she suffers. But, if she does she may get throat cancer so she suffers that way as well. Talk about a double-edged sword to swallow.