What is the worst thing you've ever done
 

... to the opposite sex? ...and do you regret it?

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Whoa nelly! Great thread.

I'll get started. I was dating a girl through my first two years of college, got wind that her best friend (since age 4) really liked me, dumped my girlfriend and started dating the best friend.

I now call the best friend my wife, and we are very happily married and have a baby. Seems harsh when you sum it up like that.

It hit her pretty hard, and for a while I regretted it BIG TIME and so did my wife. In fact, we kind of had a laying low period where we just felt too guilty about it. But I didn't cheat, I was straight up about it. And I was never going to marry her anyway, we just weren't right for one another in the end, and we never would have worked out in the long run.

But now? I don't regret it any longer. I think, considering how great things turned out for me and considering the great life I have with my wife and child, the real shame would have been NOT pursuing that relationship. And it's been 8 or 9 years since that breakup; and my ex has moved on and has her own life. By now, I'm no longer a blip on her radar. So it all worked out in the end, but for a while there, there was serious regret. But my wife and I are very happy together, and I couldn't trade that for anything in the world.

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...regret for being honest? .. you did the right thing! Welcome to the pearly gates!

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PS Hess, no fair starting the thread and not sharing! Make with the low-down!

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[quote=hesscl34;310914]...regret for being honest? .. you did the right thing! Welcome to the pearly gates![/quote]

Thanks, I guess I don't have it in me to cheat on somebody. But still, there's that whole code that you don't date best friends when it's a serious relationship, especially not without a major grace period. Pretty much tore the friendship between my wife and my ex right in half. They don't speak anymore, obviously.

But like I said, I can't regret it now.

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I wish I had some really, juicy tale to tell… but I haven’t been “not nice” to very many people. I guess once when I was 17 I had been dating a guy in high-school for 2yrs. When I went on my Senior beach trip I cheated on him, with the man I ended up marrying like 6yrs later. I really didn't consider it cheating though because we were in the process of breaking up. Oh, and I found out later he had slept with my best friend when we were dating and never told me. It was just a hook up one night and they both kept it from me, so I really didn’t feel bad about cheating on him when I found that out!!

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I stole a chicken off a lady's porch. It was frozen and thawing and I was hitchhiking across country.

Steal just one Chicken and they can call you a Chicken Thief for life. Geez.

Truedat!
peace

And yes I have asked for forgivness tho not that lady in that other state and repaid back many more than just 7 chickens. lol

peace

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i must be an angel. though i have dated plenty, i guess im just good hearted by nature. have always been up front with the women i have been with

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you guys lie like crazy, I don't believe it!

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[quote=hesscl34;310911]... to the opposite sex? ...and do you regret it?[/quote]


no comment too bad i was a horrible person

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[quote=hesscl34;310924]you guys lie like crazy, I don't believe it![/quote]


girls lie too hess

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Oh, once when I was 10 I took a wiffle ball bat and whacked my babysitter on the ass and the back of the legs a good five times while she was tying my younger brother's shoes. She had major welts and refused to come back to babysit us ever again. That's what she gets for not being a hot babysitter, though. The next babysitter we got was pretty hot, I never hit her with anything.

I could go on and on about the stuff I did as a kid.

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that's true, we do... but not as often!

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;310927]no comment too bad i was a horrible person[/quote]


Have you ever asked yourself why? were you just being selfish?

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[quote=hesscl34;310934]that's true, we do... but not as often![/quote]


yeah ur lies are just alot bigger

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[quote=Schneed10;310933]Oh, once when I was 10 I took a wiffle ball bat and whacked my babysitter on the ass and the back of the legs a good five times while she was tying my younger brother's shoes. She had major welts and refused to come back to babysit us ever again. That's what she gets for not being a hot babysitter, though. The next babysitter we got was pretty hot, I never hit her with anything.

I could go on and on about the stuff I did as a kid.[/quote]

kid stuff doesn't count!!

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[quote=hesscl34;310935]Have you ever asked yourself why? were you just being selfish?[/quote]


yes i decided to break up with a girl cause she cheated so i got her to use her moms credit card to buy me stuff then i dumped her for cheating she thought i was forgiving her man i am horrible

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When I was in third grade, I cheated on my history test. When I was in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Joseph's toupee and glued it to my face, because I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. When I was in fifth grade, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. [beginning to cry] When I was in sixth grade, I did the worst thing ever. I had this fake vomit, and I went to the theater and sat in the balcony. I leaned over the edge and starting making noises like hua-hua-hua and threw the fake vomit over the edge. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life. It was the worst thing I ever did..

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shoot, that wasn't horrible, that was smart! Hope you got some good stuff! Good for you!!! :-)

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[quote=dmek25;310923]i must be an angel. though i have dated plenty, i guess im just good hearted by nature. have always been up front with the women i have been with[/quote]

"Worst thing you've done to the opposite sex" doesn't have to be of the relationship variety, and the traditional cheating on girlfriend or wife stories.

Maybe you stole a woman's marble rye and called her an old bag?

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[quote=Riggo44;310939]When I was in third grade, I cheated on my history test. When I was in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Joseph's toupee and glued it to my face, because I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. When I was in fifth grade, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. [beginning to cry] When I was in sixth grade, I did the worst thing ever. I had this fake vomit, and I went to the theater and sat in the balcony. I leaned over the edge and starting making noises like hua-hua-hua and threw the fake vomit over the edge. Soon everyone in the theater was going hua-hua-hua. It was the worst thing I ever did.[/quote]

Goonies.

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[quote=hesscl34;310940]shoot, that wasn't horrible, that was smart! Hope you got some good stuff! Good for you!!! :-)[/quote]


yeah some redskins jerseys and hats

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[QUOTE=Riggo44;310939]When I was in third grade, I cheated on my history test. When I was in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Joseph's toupee and glued it to my face, because I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. When I was in fifth grade, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. [beginning to cry] When I was in sixth grade, I did the worst thing ever. I had this fake vomit, and I went to the theater and sat in the balcony. I leaned over the edge and starting making noises like hua-hua-hua and threw the fake vomit over the edge. Soon everyone in the theater was going hua-hua-hua. It was the worst thing I ever did.[/QUOTE]Hey Ma, I think I'm beginning to like this kid!

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;310945]Hey Ma, I think I'm beginning to like this kid![/quote]

[COLOR=#000066]Hey Chunk! I got some naked pictures of your mom, takin' a bath...Wanna buy em'? Real Cheap![/COLOR]

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Is a donkey punch considered "bad"?

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Not half as bad as a Bucking Bronco.

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[quote=Southpaw;310948]Is a donkey punch considered "bad"?[/quote]

don't know what that is, and I'm afraid to ask....

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;310949]Not half as bad as a Bucking Bronco.[/quote]

LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on!

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[QUOTE=Schneed10;310952]LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on![/QUOTE]I'd actually call that one a Rodeo. The Bronco starts in the same position (no friend in the closet though) and you purposely call out the wrong chick's name, and then hang on for dear life.

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[quote=Schneed10;310952]LOL, take her from behind, wait for a buddy to jump out of the closet with a stopwatch and scream "ready set go", and see how long you can stay on![/quote]

Ha! I thought the Bucking Bronco was when she's on top, and you say mean stuff to her(you effing skank, you're such a whore, you're not as good as my last girlfriend, etc.), and you do your best to keep her from dismounting.

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...OMG!! Can we please pull this thread up out of the gutter just a bit?? ... <ugh!!!!>

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[quote=Schneed10;310941]"Worst thing you've done to the opposite sex" doesn't have to be of the relationship variety, and the traditional cheating on girlfriend or wife stories.

Maybe you stole a woman's marble rye and called her an old bag?

[/quote]

In that case, I set my mom's bed on fire once, on Christmas Eve when I was like 8 year's old. She wasn't in it at the time nor was I even upset at her, just playing with matches and whoosh, the bed was on fire.

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The worst thing I did to a member of the opposite sex today was to drag Hess' thread into the gutter. For that, I am sorry. :(

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There should be a gutter forum where we can all lie down in sewage, drink MD 20/20s, and discuss bucking broncos and cleveland steamers.

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The worst thing I did to the opposite sex was: To call the twins I was sleeping by the wrong names.

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[quote=724Skinsfan;310957]In that case, I set my mom's bed on fire once, on Christmas Eve when I was like 8 year's old. She wasn't in it at the time nor was I even upset at her, just playing with matches and whoosh, the bed was on fire.[/quote]

Nice story. By the way, I totally got PWNED by your signature.

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[quote=Sammy Baugh Fan;310921]I stole a chicken off a lady's porch. It was frozen and thawing and I was hitchhiking across country.

Steal just one Chicken and they can call you a Chicken Thief for life. Geez.

Truedat!
peace

And yes I have asked for forgivness tho not that lady in that other state and repaid back many more than just 7 chickens. lol

peace[/quote]

Teach a man how to steal a chicken...........and you feed him for life

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I did call I guy I was with by my ex's name once - while in the act. That didn't go over well... Oh, and I told a guy once that he never deserved a second of the time I wasted slumming with him - loser.

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[quote=Southpaw;310954]Ha! I thought the Bucking Bronco was when she's on top, and you say mean stuff to her(you effing skank, you're such a whore, you're not as good as my last girlfriend, etc.), and you do your best to keep her from dismounting.[/quote]


thats funny

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[quote=Schneed10;310964]Nice story. By the way, I totally got PWNED by your signature.[/quote]

LOL

Schneed, as high up on the intellectual respect ladder of mine that you are on, you just went down a rung. It's still pretty high but ...