Report: Lohan Checks Into Malibu Rehab Center
 

This chicken head is a mess:

Lindsay Lohan, who was arrested on suspicion of driving while intoxicated after crashing her Mercedes-Benz roadster on Sunset Boulevard early Saturday, was reportedly at an addiction treatment center in Malibu on Tuesday.

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LOL, great celebrity news.

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<YAWN> ...... (need 7 characters)

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Like OMG Lindsay Lohan iz so kewl! Rehab is so nbd. She's my BFF!

LOLZ!!!1

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They said on the radio that she was out at the bar the next night, throwing up all over her bodyguard. Sucks for that guy.
This whole thing is just a preemptive strike; a way of possibly getting her sentence for the DUI/coke thing reduced.

What a freaking mess of a person. Maxium's Hottest Chick my ass...

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Thank god! I thought I was the only one who was into celebrity hilariousness like this.

What pisses me off the most is the fact she basically broke a dozen laws and gets a MISDEMEANOR DUI charge. What the hell is a misdemeanor DUI charge?

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Oh man, that sweatshirt really makes me wanna' hit it.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;313930]Oh man, that sweatshirt really makes me wanna' hit it.[/QUOTE]
1. You're a married man now, so you can no longer say that sort of thing, you can only think it.

2. If you did get to hit it you'd run the risk of having your junk fall off; is that a risk you'd be willing to take?

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she was sooooo hot

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Married men hit on me all day long (I don't accept)... you can be married and still do anything you want. It's all about morals.

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I wouldn't touch Lohan with YOUR penis. Honestly, she and Paris must have some kind of STD wager going on.

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All this just days after she got some vodka company to be the presenting sponsor of her upcoming 21st birthday party. Isn't it ironic?

I feel kinda bad for her though. She comes from such a messed up household. I believe both her parents have been in and out of jail. And she's not untalented (she's like the total opposite of Paris, home and talent wise). It's sad to see it all wasted away.

You don't see Hillary Duff getting into these messes.

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My co-worker and I were talking about it the other day. We do love when women will give you some attention just to let you know you still "got it". It's all about what you do with that attention...

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[quote=SmootSmack;313947]All this just days after she got some vodka company to be the presenting sponsor of her upcoming 21st birthday party. Isn't it ironic?

I feel kinda bad for her though. She comes from such a messed up household. I believe both her parents have been in and out of jail. And she's not untalented (she's like the total opposite of Paris, home and talent wise). It's sad to see it all wasted away.

You don't see Hillary Duff getting into these messes.[/quote]

You ALSO don't get to see Duff's "stuff" because she's soooo good. Boo.

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I can't lie......I'd still hit it ;)

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Like normally I would say this in jest, but I REALLY would be concerned for my penis's health.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;313948]My co-worker and I were talking about it the other day. We do love when women will give you some attention just to let you know you still "got it". It's all about what you do with that attention...[/quote]

:tongue

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[quote=hesscl34;313955]:tongue[/quote]

HEY! I'm agreeing with you. That's what separates douches from normal guys. Married or not, you have to agree that flattery is always nice.

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you've been with your wife so long that I can understand why you feel that way..

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Then I am confused. :confused:

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;313957]HEY! I'm agreeing with you. That's what separates douches from normal guys. Married or not, you have to agree that flattery is always nice.[/quote]

It's especially nice when your wife SEES the chicks showing interest, because then the wife gets all possessive and takes you home and marks her territory!

Definitely nothing wrong with flattery. Manners dictate that you thank the person for the compliment and leave it at that. If they push for anything beyond flattery then it's your responsibility to draw the line.

And then go home and nail the wife while thinking about the chick who was hitting on you! LOL!

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[quote=hesscl34;313958]you've been with your wife so long that I can understand why you feel that way..[/quote]

:confused:

Hess sometimes I wonder if you're reading an entirely different conversation.

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[quote=Schneed10;313966]It's especially nice when your wife SEES the chicks showing interest, because then the wife gets all possessive and takes you home and marks her territory!

Definitely nothing wrong with flattery. Manners dictate that you thank the person for the compliment and leave it at that. If they push for anything beyond flattery then it's your responsibility to draw the line.

And then go home and nail the wife while thinking about the chick who was hitting on you! LOL![/quote]

HAHA. Definitely true. Reminds me of a funny story recently. So, Nicole's cousin saw our wedding pictures and says, "He's the yummiest of all the cousins." Trust me, it doesn't mean a lot coming from her, as she is quite a large beast. However, Nicole was like, "We have some work to do..."

Game...set...match. Malcolm.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;313961]Then I am confused. :confused:[/quote]
[COLOR=black] [/COLOR]
[COLOR=black]I had to think about it, and then I agreed you. I remembered you just aren't recently married, but rather you've been with her forever. Most new relationships men don't even look at other women because they are so in love.. (at first).[/COLOR]

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[quote=she is quite a large beast....Game...set...match. Malcolm.[/quote]


:doh: ..............

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Yeah, I remember those days, then your normal instincts kick in. You look, but don't touch. That's the rule.

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It's cause when the relationship is new you're still interested in looking at your new toy, because you haven't gotten tired of playing with it yet. Has little to do with love at that stage.

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You know it's love when you see the Optimus Prime toy that actually shoots missiles and you don't pick it up, and instead continue to play with your plain old G.I. Joe.

Though G.I. Joe never really gets old.

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HAHA. Great analogy.

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... <shaking my head> ...

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You have to be really insecure to look too deep into your spouse flirting with someone else. Relationships are based on trust not suffocating and controlling your spouse. I've never been married so I can say all that but still. When I do get married, I don't anticipating changing who I am. There will be lines I won't cross but I'll still stare at Jenny from the block's big booty. Certain things can not be helped.

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Amen to that.

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How come all these Holleywood people after they get busted for DUI, drunk in public, etc... check into one of these recovery places. Is it they never just happened to get drunk and made a bad decision to drive. Its like they have to blame it on being hooked rather than just making a bad move

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How come it's blatantly obvious that most of these underage actors are drunk, yet they never get busted for THAT.

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[quote=firstdown;313983]How come all these Holleywood people after they get busted for DUI, drunk in public, etc... check into one of these recovery places. Is it they never just happened to get drunk and made a bad decision to drive. Its like they have to blame it on being hooked rather than just making a bad move[/quote]


It's the profiling!

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Money, money, money....Money!

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For some reason the idea of Lohan being all coked up doesn't really offend me. If I were a celebrity I would tear a swath of booze and drug fueled mayhem down the Sunset Strip that would draw comparisons to Sherman's march to the sea. If these people can't party then who can?

Also rehab is worthless if a person doesn't want to change and why would she really want to change? Maybe when this happens again at age 35 she'll be ready, but not now.

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[QUOTE=saden1;313980]You have to be really insecure to look too deep into your spouse flirting with someone else. Relationships are based on trust not suffocating and controlling your spouse. I've never been married so I can say all that but still. When I do get married, I don't anticipating changing who I am. There will be lines I won't cross but I'll still stare at Jenny from the block's big booty. Certain things can not be helped.[/QUOTE]

As my wife says: I am free to look at the menu and comment on how good something might taste - I am just not allowed to order anything or eat from someone else's plate. She'll do all the cooking.

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[QUOTE=Hog1;313986]It's the profiling![/QUOTE]

Yeah, they were stopping everybody driving on that particular sidewalk.

That's profiling.

And that's just wrong.