Trick or treaters
 

Anyone see some cool costumes last night?

I had a kid come to my door sporting a Redskins uniform and helmet, I couldn't believe it. Keep in mind I'm not in the VA area like alot of you, I'm in NY. He got a little extra candy for that. :)

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We had an older kid show up in Redskins gear. I made him sing HTTR with me before I let him leave with his candy.

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We didn't get a single trick or treater. Perhaps its the registered sex offender sign I put up so I could keep the candy...

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I saw a Ghostbuster, which was weird because that would have been something I might have dressed as in the 80s. Other than that, nothing too original or cool.

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I only had one group of trick or treaters. It was about six or seven cute college girls, so that was cool. They were dressed as the Nintendo Ice Climbers:

[img]http://www.tranism.com/weblog/images/iceclimber_03.jpg[/img]

I was looking forward to seeing some children. However, I live about 1000 feet from the CSU campus, so there's mainly just college kids around me. No families live on my street -- all college kids. I heard somebody say the female to male ratio at CSU is 8 to 1. Nice.

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One eight-year old kid just had a mask on, and otherwise regular street clothes. The mask was of a fat guy with face flushed and grimacing. I asked him who he was supposed to be. He said "Mister Constipation."

Then he turned around and shook his butt at me and chanted "Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat."

The costume wasn't that great, but the way he was acting and the name he gave the costume, I couldn't stop laughing. I gave him 5 Reeses Cups. To the victor go the spoils.

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I went to a club in pacific beach. Man, Halloween costumes get dirtier every year!

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[QUOTE=jamf;372327]I went to a club in pacific beach. Man, Halloween costumes get dirtier every year![/QUOTE]

I love it. Is it just me or does it seem like every good looking woman is out on Halloween? I saw more hotties in 4 hours than I have seen in the past 4 months. Maybe the nasty outfits were just playing tricks with my eyes.

The great thing is, that the ladies will probably be wearing clothes like that every day in 30 years. That thing that sucks is that, in 30 years, I will be too old to take advantage of that. I am resigned to being that old dirty man.

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[QUOTE=Sheriff Gonna Getcha;372330]I love it. Is it just me or does it seem like every good looking woman is out on Halloween? I saw more hotties in 4 hours than I have seen in the past 4 months. Maybe the nasty outfits were just playing tricks with my eyes.

The great thing is, that the ladies will probably be wearing clothes like that every day in 30 years. That thing that sucks is that, in 30 years, I will be too old to take advantage of that. I am resigned to being that old dirty man.[/QUOTE]

I think it was Jim Gaffigan who said all women dress up as prostitutes on Halloween.

"But I'm a nurse!"

"A naughty nurse..."

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I couldn't believe the amount of kids that came by yesterday. I figured that since I just moved to Baltimore I'd get a handful of kids in body armor or a group of teenagers dressed up as the cast from The Wire but that wasn't the case. We went through about 9 bags of candy before 7:30.

Then I went out to the bar and got s**t-faced since yesterday was my last day of work before I start my new job on Monday. I was Shaun from Shaun Of The Dead; not too many people got my costume, but at least the hot bartender dressed up as Wonder Woman go it. So that was cool.

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I had 3 redskins players 4 dolphins players and some guy who came as jerry jones (he got no candy)

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;372424]I had 3 redskins players 4 dolphins players and some guy who came as jerry jones (he got no candy)[/QUOTE]I tried to deny a 7 year old candy because his dad was wearing a troy aikman jersey, but my roommate gave him some anyways. I dropped a deuce in her drawer in retribution.

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A kid showed up as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

I felt like it was the 90's all over again.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;372431]I tried to deny a 7 year old candy because his dad was wearing a troy aikman jersey, but my roommate gave him some anyways. I dropped a deuce in her drawer in retribution.[/quote]


My bro threw a broom at me for not giving the kid candy. but he is a Chargers fan

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[quote=DynamiteRave;372432]A kid showed up as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

I felt like it was the 90's all over again.[/quote]


what was wrong with the 90's?

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[quote=GhettoDogAllStars;372313]I only had one group of trick or treaters. It was about six or seven cute college girls, so that was cool. They were dressed as the Nintendo Ice Climbers:

[IMG]http://www.tranism.com/weblog/images/iceclimber_03.jpg[/IMG]

I was looking forward to seeing some children. However, I live about 1000 feet from the CSU campus, so there's mainly just college kids around me. No families live on my street -- all college kids. I heard somebody say the female to male ratio at CSU is 8 to 1. Nice.[/quote]

Good thing deasel didnt answer the door.

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Why's that? I would have loved to open the door for 6-7 cute college girls!

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[quote=Daseal;372450]Why's that? I would have loved to open the door for 6-7 cute college girls![/quote]

exactly with the sex offender signs and stuff they might not have felt comfortable.

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hah, you never know! ;)

I was kidding, I just don't think many kids live in my neighborhood. The only one that minds I have all this extra candy is my scale.

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;372435]what was wrong with the 90's?[/quote]

Nothing but considering the kid was like 5, he couldn't embrace TMNT like we could back in the day.

Unless he's watching The Secret of the Ooze movie. Ohhh yeah. I think that's the one Vanilla Ice made a cameo.

See! Kids these days can't understand the rise and fall of Vanilla Ice like me and you, Quake!

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I'd like to know what's up with these parents letting their 12 year olds dress up in skanky outfits. I saw quite a few hooker and french maid outfits last night, complete with halter tops, garter belts, fish net and thigh high stockings. These outfits barely covered their nether regions.

Seriously, we have like 4 registered sex offenders that live within a mile or so of our subdivision. Why would you let your kid walk around like that?