Warpath Confessions
 

Between the Moment of Truth show and my discovery of a website dedicated entirely to anonymous confessions, I thought it may be fun to let some things off of our chests here...

I'll go first.
I had a family member/friend that died when I was 16 years old. I was a pallbearer in his funeral. He had family that visited and, even though we were friends (he was 21 when he died) and I was sad, I couldn't help but play the sympathy card to get with his gorgeous cousin who was completely out of my league. It worked, but I've always felt really bad about it.


Anyway, I thought this could be both fun, and perhaps therapeutic for some at the same time... please contribute. I have more to come!

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[quote=EternalEnigma21;451228]Between the Moment of Truth show and my discovery of a website dedicated entirely to anonymous confessions, I thought it may be fun to let some things off of our chests here...

I'll go first.
I had a family member/friend that died when I was 16 years old. I was a pallbearer in his funeral. He had family that visited and, even though we were friends (he was 21 when he died) and I was sad, I couldn't help but play the sympathy card to get with his gorgeous cousin who was completely out of my league. It worked, but I've always felt really bad about it.


Anyway, I thought this could be both fun, and perhaps therapeutic for some at the same time... please contribute. I have more to come![/quote]

Are you talking about [URL="http://postsecret.com/"]http://postsecret.com[/URL] ?

My ex has a secret that got posted in one of the books. Needless to say I was pretty stoked when I picked it up.

But dude, if you confess it here on WP that wouldn't exactly make it anonymous now would it? ;)

$10 says SBF comes back and confesses to killing a man.

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Yeah you're not exactly anonymous if you post it here lol. But hey to each their own, and yes it does feel good letting things off your chest.

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I've got one: I used to wear a Tony Dorsett Cowboys jersey every time I played backyard football when I was younger. For like 5 years I sported that thing just about every weekend. It's the only professional sports team jersey I've ever worn/had even though I've always loved the Redskins and hated the Cowboys. It's my deepest shame and I'm actually a little proud to say that.

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Cool thread, I'll jump in, why not.

Once, I pissed off Matty to the point where he almost permanently banned me. I was basically instigating sh*t like a 12 year old with another member, and it wasn't making the site any better (on the contrary).

I recognize I'm harsh around here, and probably am considered the site asshole, and that's definitely far enough. I shouldn't take it to a childish level.

So I regret that and am putting it behind me and am trying to get back to contributing in a positive way. Sorry if I fail to strip out the asshole tone though... baby steps.

You're right, this does feel better.

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I lied when I said my girl got me hooked on Gossip Girl. I was the one who got her hooked.

And I've been known to skip SportsCenter to watch Kim Possible (dealing with sports all day can actually be a bit boring and exhausting).

Also, and this one is really difficult, I agreed with Offiss on a football matter once. Even commented that it was a good observation.

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I watch MTV's Made with Daseal.....



No, really....

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I drink out of the milk/juice/soda/water bottle.

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i didnt kiss a girl until i was 14

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[QUOTE=EARTHQUAKE2689;451269]i didnt kiss a girl until i was 14[/QUOTE]

I'm glad you finally got reunited with your mom!




My Secret: I didn't kiss Earthquake until I was 30!

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[QUOTE=jamf;451270]I'm glad you finally got reunited with your mom!




My Secret: I didn't kiss Earthquake until I was 30![/QUOTE]

had me on the ground laughing

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[quote=Schneed10;451250]Cool thread, I'll jump in, why not.

Once, I pissed off Matty to the point where he almost permanently banned me. I was basically instigating sh*t like a 12 year old with another member, and it wasn't making the site any better (on the contrary).

[B] I recognize I'm harsh around here, and probably am considered the site asshole[/B], and that's definitely far enough. I shouldn't take it to a childish level.

So I regret that and am putting it behind me and am trying to get back to contributing in a positive way. Sorry if I fail to strip out the asshole tone though... baby steps.

You're right, this does feel better.[/quote]

yeah, like that time in this confession thread when you tried to steal my title...



asshole.

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Gman stole my confession. Maybe one day we can make the transformation from zero to hero.

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[quote=DynamiteRave;451234]

$10 says SBF comes back and confesses to killing a man.[/quote]
With a blender!

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Fried Green Tomatoes style. BBQ that som'bitch.

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i took a piss in the shower, once

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I once created a thread that I am so ashamed of that I will not even mention its name. I have tried to turn over a new leaf since that disaster unfolded. I only hope that people can recognize the difference in me between then and now. With that being said I will never let myself live it down.

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I had the same exact flu that Santana Moss had......ONCE, alright maybe twice I think?

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[quote=SmootSmack;451256]I lied when I said my girl got me hooked on Gossip Girl. I was the one who got her hooked.

And I've been known to skip SportsCenter to watch Kim Possible (dealing with sports all day can actually be a bit boring and exhausting).

Also, and this one is really difficult, [B]I agreed with Offiss[/B] on a football matter once. Even commented that it was a good observation.[/quote]

Huh, you must have been stoned to the bone. And can you really prove it was really offiss? It might have been a cheap imatation...?

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I confess that all of my posts concerning religion, politics and/or philosophy were written by my wife.

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I feel like I don't contribute anything to the boards.

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Joe if that's true that's hilarious.

I'm on a blackberry so forgive the typing. This one is not for the squeamish!!!


When I was around 17 my gf's parents went out of town for the weekend so I was with her at her house. It was friday night and we had the couchbed out watching movies and getting kinky, all the stuff you do when you're a sexually active 17 year old. I jumped from the bed to go out and smoke a j (she didn't smoke) and when I landed on a piled up blanket, it crunched and squirmed under my foot. Did I mention she had gotten the cutest grey and white kitten that week? Little guy just fit right in the palm of your hand and loved to play. Especially with blankets. To my horror the cat was quietly writhing on the floor bleeding from its ear. It was suffering in the throes of death, while my oblivious gf was naked on the bed in a sex daze. She was just sitting there glowing up at me.

I kicked the cat over to the door and dressed quickly but without alarm. I went to the garage and (ill spare you the details) but basically pulled a dwight schrute mercy killing with a monkey wrench. Then, I waited by the road for a passing truck (were in tx so it wasn't a long wait) and lobbed the carcass into the bed.

She didn't notice until the next morning, and we spent hours looking for her lost cat. I preferred to console over a runaway so that she had hope, rather than reveal the gruesome conclusive truth to her. Never told her. I told my wife about it but that's it. Sorry amy!

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[quote=EternalEnigma21;451304]Joe if that's true that's hilarious.

I'm on a blackberry so forgive the typing. This one is not for the squeamish!!!


When I was around 17 my gf's parents went out of town for the weekend so I was with her at her house. It was friday night and we had the couchbed out watching movies and getting kinky, all the stuff you do when you're a sexually active 17 year old. I jumped from the bed to go out and smoke a j (she didn't smoke) and when I landed on a piled up blanket, it crunched and squirmed under my foot. Did I mention she had gotten the cutest grey and white kitten that week? Little guy just fit right in the palm of your hand and loved to play. Especially with blankets. To my horror the cat was quietly writhing on the floor bleeding from its ear. It was suffering in the throes of death, while my oblivious gf was naked on the bed in a sex daze. She was just sitting there glowing up at me.

I kicked the cat over to the door and dressed quickly but without alarm. I went to the garage and (ill spare you the details) but basically pulled a dwight schrute mercy killing with a monkey wrench. Then, I waited by the road for a passing truck (were in tx so it wasn't a long wait) and lobbed the carcass into the bed.

She didn't notice until the next morning, and we spent hours looking for her lost cat. I preferred to console over a runaway so that she had hope, rather than reveal the gruesome conclusive truth to her. Never told her. I told my wife about it but that's it. Sorry amy![/quote]

Oh... my... God.

Here in the Warpath Confession thread, let it be known that there will be no judgment (except on anyone who has kissed Earthquake :)). So I will pass none. That's a doozy of a confession, though!

When I was 19 I was living at home during the summers between college semesters. One night I was all wasted, stumbling back from a buddy's party a few blocks away at 3:00 am. My walk back to my house took me through some pretty nice neighborhoods. For no apparent reason, I got the urge to throw a giant rock through the winshield of some poor guy's Lexus ES.

So I did, and I ran like hell. I was way too fast at that age for anyone to have time to jump out of bed and look out the window. I was gone before anyone in the neighborhood had even gotten out of bed. Got back to the house, stumbled up to bed, and passed out. Woke up the next morning, took the dog for a walk back towards the scene of the crime. I saw my handywork and chuckled.

Now that I work for a living and am no longer a college brat, I can appreciate the work that goes into owning a car. Ya know, you gotta earn a paycheck, take care of the car, etcetera. Appreciating that stuff makes me realize now what a dick move that was.

I'll chalk it up to youthful indiscretion.

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Insurance covers acts of youthful schneed lol. Poor guy, I'd be so pissed.

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LOL I can relate to vandalizing a vehicle. One very drunken night in college a bunch of us were walking home when we came across a beater of a car parked on this hill leading up to campus. I'm not sure of the exact events that lead up to this, but we all started trashing the car. We smashed out all the windows, and at one point the trunk popped open and I grabbed the spare tire and threw it through the front windshield. We all then picked up the car and rolled it down the hill, it rolled like 5 or 6 times and ended up sitting on it's roof.

I can only imagine the poor person's reaction the next day when they went to get into their car! Why we did that I have no idea. Too much booze and too much testosterone I guess.

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[quote=EternalEnigma21;451304]Joe if that's true that's hilarious.

I'm on a blackberry so forgive the typing. This one is not for the squeamish!!!


When I was around 17 my gf's parents went out of town for the weekend so I was with her at her house. It was friday night and we had the couchbed out watching movies and getting kinky, all the stuff you do when you're a sexually active 17 year old. I jumped from the bed to go out and smoke a j (she didn't smoke) and when I landed on a piled up blanket, it crunched and squirmed under my foot. Did I mention she had gotten the cutest grey and white kitten that week? Little guy just fit right in the palm of your hand and loved to play. Especially with blankets. To my horror the cat was quietly writhing on the floor bleeding from its ear. It was suffering in the throes of death, while my oblivious gf was naked on the bed in a sex daze. She was just sitting there glowing up at me.

I kicked the cat over to the door and dressed quickly but without alarm. I went to the garage and (ill spare you the details) but basically pulled a dwight schrute mercy killing with a monkey wrench. Then, I waited by the road for a passing truck (were in tx so it wasn't a long wait) and lobbed the carcass into the bed.

She didn't notice until the next morning, and we spent hours looking for her lost cat. I preferred to console over a runaway so that she had hope, rather than reveal the gruesome conclusive truth to her. Never told her. I told my wife about it but that's it. Sorry amy![/quote]

wow, just wow

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By the way I have to say that to this day I feel completely horrible about it. Can't stress that enough.

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I took an upper decker at a party every weekend because I didn't like the douche that owned the house. He had a plumber come every other week wondering what happened.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection;451320]I took an upper decker at a party every weekend because I didn't like the douche that owned the house. He had a plumber come every other week wondering what happened.[/QUOTE]There was this one house in college that used to have these huge parties all the time, and I used to always piss all over the bathroom because I hated the guys that lived there. I don't know why I went to so many parties there because I never had fun.

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[quote=EternalEnigma21;451319]By the way I have to say that to this day I feel completely horrible about it. Can't stress that enough.[/quote]

I can see why it you'd feel bad because pets bring so much love. But hey it was a total accident, it's not like you meant to kill the cat. And you did the right thing in putting the poor thing out of it's misery.

You could have told your girl, but it wouldn't have done anything to bring the cat back.

I've sat on my dog countless times, she always seems to move under my ass when I'm trying to sit down on the couch. I'm surprised I haven't hurt her yet. Could happen to anybody.

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[quote=EternalEnigma21;451304]Joe if that's true that's hilarious.

I'm on a blackberry so forgive the typing. This one is not for the squeamish!!!


When I was around 17 my gf's parents went out of town for the weekend so I was with her at her house. It was friday night and we had the couchbed out watching movies and getting kinky, all the stuff you do when you're a sexually active 17 year old. I jumped from the bed to go out and smoke a j (she didn't smoke) and when I landed on a piled up blanket, it crunched and squirmed under my foot. Did I mention she had gotten the cutest grey and white kitten that week? Little guy just fit right in the palm of your hand and loved to play. Especially with blankets. To my horror the cat was quietly writhing on the floor bleeding from its ear. It was suffering in the throes of death, while my oblivious gf was naked on the bed in a sex daze. She was just sitting there glowing up at me.

I kicked the cat over to the door and dressed quickly but without alarm. I went to the garage and (ill spare you the details) but basically pulled a dwight schrute mercy killing with a monkey wrench. Then, I waited by the road for a passing truck (were in tx so it wasn't a long wait) and lobbed the carcass into the bed.

She didn't notice until the next morning, and we spent hours looking for her lost cat. I preferred to console over a runaway so that she had hope, rather than reveal the gruesome conclusive truth to her. Never told her. I told my wife about it but that's it. Sorry amy![/quote]


Damn....LOL, good J huh.....

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;451323]There was this one house in college that used to have these huge parties all the time, and I used to always piss all over the bathroom because I hated the guys that lived there. I don't know why I went to so many parties there because I never had fun.[/quote]

HAHAHAHA! I mean I always had fun when I went, but I just hated the guy who hosted. He always had this camo hat and popped pink collar. The DEFINITION of douchebag.

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I'm too lazy to join a gym, and because of that, I can do this...

[IMG]http://ui20.gamespot.com/467/truffleshuffle_4.gif[/IMG]

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The upper deck... U meana deuce? That's nasty!

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One more...

I was really drunk at a party in my late teens held down the street from my house. A friend of mine thought it would be funny to poke holes in all of my cigarettes, rendering the entire pack impossible to smoke. I was drunk and I'm sure it was hilarious watching me struggle to smoke cigarette after cigarette.

I later found out what happened and decided do have my revenge. I walked home and rifled through my moms beauty products and found some sunless tan cream. I used a dish glove I found in the kitchen to apply the words to his forehead as he lay in a drunken stupor on the couch. "Homo". It was perfect. I reapplied throughout the night and by morning it was a nice deep orangish brown.

Our laughter (I had a few cohorts by this time) woke him and it wasn't long before he figured out what happened. Figuring he knew it was me I prepared for the worst, because he was f'in furious. Especially as he tried in vain to wash it off!

To my amazement he kept asking who did it, so we blamed this college kid we didn't know who was sleeping in the recliner. He walks in the room yelling and soon a fight ensues. My friend easily got the bad end of it and we had to pull the stranger off of him.

To top it all off, after he figured out it was tanning cream he tried to blend it, with some pretty bad results. He wound up going to school (we were seniors) looking like an oompa-loompa who lost a bar fight, and still had the word "homo" in shit brown scrawled across his forehead. This guy was a pretty close friend and I never told him it was me, especially since he got his ass beat over it.

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[quote=EternalEnigma21;451304]Joe if that's true that's hilarious.

I'm on a blackberry so forgive the typing. This one is not for the squeamish!!!


When I was around 17 my gf's parents went out of town for the weekend so I was with her at her house. It was friday night and we had the couchbed out watching movies and getting kinky, all the stuff you do when you're a sexually active 17 year old. I jumped from the bed to go out and smoke a j (she didn't smoke) and when I landed on a piled up blanket, it crunched and squirmed under my foot. Did I mention she had gotten the cutest grey and white kitten that week? Little guy just fit right in the palm of your hand and loved to play. Especially with blankets. To my horror the cat was quietly writhing on the floor bleeding from its ear. It was suffering in the throes of death, while my oblivious gf was naked on the bed in a sex daze. She was just sitting there glowing up at me.

I kicked the cat over to the door and dressed quickly but without alarm. I went to the garage and (ill spare you the details) but basically pulled a dwight schrute mercy killing with a monkey wrench. Then, I waited by the road for a passing truck (were in tx so it wasn't a long wait) and lobbed the carcass into the bed.

She didn't notice until the next morning, and we spent hours looking for her lost cat. I preferred to console over a runaway so that she had hope, rather than reveal the gruesome conclusive truth to her. Never told her. I told my wife about it but that's it. Sorry amy![/quote]

I have no words..

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[quote=EternalEnigma21;451351]The upper deck... U meana deuce? That's nasty![/quote]

Yup, I won't go into details, but needless to say it makes the water really delightful until you figure out what the problem is.

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lol an upper decker... I've never gone there but I have pissed all over plenty of bathrooms. I liked to soak down the TP for that nice personal touch. ;)

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I dropped a duece in someones ceiling fan light, turned it on and about 8 hours later when he came back he couldn't figure out what the smell was, until he looked up.

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HAHAHA. It seems we all have some nice bodily function confessions.

That's impressive with the ceiling fan light. That had to take some amazing aim.