Ethan Albright Must Go
 

When are we going to stop giving this guy a free pass? Madden was right, he is the worst player in football!

What's the one constant on every Suisham miss this year? In case you haven't noticed, it's that Albright has snapped the ball on every one of those misses.

We've gone through three punters since training camp and everyone of them has sucked. Hello? Hello Redskins Front Office? Hello Danny Smith? Let's see you keep changing punters but the results are the same. What could be the problem? Gee, do you think maybe it could be THE LONG SNAPPER????

The arch on his snaps is 1.65 degrees lower than 2007 and an astonishing 2.94 degrees lower than 2006. On top of that on field goal attempts of more than 30 yards, he averages only 12 full rotations of the football by the time it gets to the holder. That's in the bottom third of the league!

If you think we have any shot of improving as long as the Red Snapper (more like the Dead Crapper) is on this team you are sadly mistaken.

And if you actually think I'm serious about any of this, you must be a Pit Pirate ;)

(Hey, sometimes times like this call for a good laugh)

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Lol!

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Nice!

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lol freakin hillarious!! i actually saw a shot of the red snapper's head in the game this sunday and was like "damn no wonder our locker rooms a mess. who the hell could concentrate in study sessions with this bright orange 800 pound gorilla in the room?"

lol dead crapper . .

go skins!!

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Thanks for the laugh SS.

I'm so sick of this team I can't take it anymore. The disappointment, the primadonnas, Vinny, the draft picks...

Of course this is my team and I'm stuck with them but being a Skins fan in the 80s was a LOT easier.

I don't even know who to cheer for anymore. Sellers was the last guy who seemed to give a sh*t (except maybe London the werewolf), then he fumbled our playoff hopes away...

Plackmeier is officially my favorite Skin right now. Please make an avatar...

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Hah! Awesome stuff SS. You can always be counted on to make me laugh.

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[quote=CrazyCanuck;512412]Thanks for the laugh SS.

I'm so sick of this team I can't take it anymore. The disappointment, the primadonnas, Vinny, the draft picks...

Of course this is my team and I'm stuck with them but being a Skins fan in the 80s was a LOT easier.

I don't even know who to cheer for anymore. Sellers was the last guy who seemed to give a sh*t (except maybe London the werewolf), then he fumbled our playoff hopes away...

Plackmeier is officially my favorite Skin right now. Please make an avatar...[/quote]

Wonder if they have the Plackmeir jersey for xmas yet? This season has made me ill too.

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You know I think you figured it out. I was totally going for the whole ball thing. I mean my take was going to be along the lines of ......we havn't played well since the season had warmer weather and I'm betting it has something to do with the fact that when the weather gets cold the air in the ball does some magnificent stuff and the ball actually shrinks and acts like it's totally not full of air...unlike when the ball is set at a certain pressure and the temp is extremely hot causing the ball to swell making it more difficult for JC's hands to wrap around the ball for a pass. ....lol.

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He can stay if he agrees to tone down the red-ness in his hair. Maybe go with a burgundy with gold hi-lights.

HAIL!!

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[quote=over the mountain;512409]lol freakin hillarious!! i actually saw a shot of the red snapper's head in the game this sunday and was like "damn no wonder our locker rooms a mess. who the hell could concentrate in study sessions with this bright orange 800 pound gorilla in the room?"

lol dead crapper . .

go skins!![/quote]Check out this beauty that I snapped (pun intended) at the Hall of Fame game...

[IMG]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v403/192/109/1634335584/n1634335584_39382_3111.jpg[/IMG]

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[quote=SmootSmack;512403]When are we going to stop giving this guy a free pass? Madden was right, he is the worst player in football!

What's the one constant on every Suisham miss this year? In case you haven't noticed, it's that Albright has snapped the ball on every one of those misses.

We've gone through three punters since training camp and everyone of them has sucked. Hello? Hello Redskins Front Office? Hello Danny Smith? Let's see you keep changing punters but the results are the same. What could be the problem? Gee, do you think maybe it could be THE LONG SNAPPER????

The arch on his snaps is 1.65 degrees lower than 2007 and an astonishing 2.94 degrees lower than 2006. On top of that on field goal attempts of more than 30 yards, he averages only 12 full rotations of the football by the time it gets to the holder. That's in the bottom third of the league!

If you think we have any shot of improving as long as the Red Snapper (more like the Dead Crapper) is on this team you are sadly mistaken.

And if you actually think I'm serious about any of this, you must be a Pit Pirate ;)

(Hey, sometimes times like this call for a good laugh)[/quote]
Absolutely hilarious !!!!

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My God, Smooty, you've opened my eyes. Its clear, the link is the long snapper. It wasn't Brooks, Plac's or Frost's fault. If we are going to rebiuld this team, we must start with LS. I say that our first round pick goes towards that, all else shall fall into place afterwards. Let's start a petition EA MUST GO

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good ass thread.

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I read this and was like WTF.

He's been the brightest spot this season! HELL YEAH.

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wow. you really had me going there. i thought the insanity had reached an all time high. good stuff.

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Yes his arch numbers and rotations per snap are down this year but let's remember it takes 3 years to master the West Coast Special Teams system...

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[quote=NYCSkin;512478]Yes his arch numbers and rotations per snap are down this year but let's remember it takes 3 years to master the West Coast Special Teams system...[/quote]

He's supposed to be a vet. If he can't master it now, he'll never master it. We have to blow it up. blow it all up

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;512447]He's been the brightest spot this season![/quote]

Bright spot? Bright spot???

He is clearly over-rated and gets a free ride with media, the fans and the owner. Also, what's with that red hair thing - clearly a distraction for the rest of the team. He makes one snap and then runs off the field - just takes himself right out of the game. "The Red Snapper"?? Who does he think he is? Freaking diva center that's who.

Have you seen him on the sideline? He just stands there watching the game. How come he's not pumping up his teammates? What kind of teammate is that? Hell, most of the game you can't even tell he is on the team.

Where's the leadership???

Where's the heart?

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:lol: It feels good to laugh! Thanks for this thread SS!!!! HILARIOUS!!!

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I've read 100 posts over the past few weeks that have reminded me of this.

[IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2750118481_00ce55a1dc.jpg?v=0[/IMG]

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:laughing2 Thanks SGG!

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Gig The Red Snapper!!!

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I must be more bummed out than I previously thought possible - I couldn't bring myself to laugh. Oh well... once the reg season is over the suffering will stop :(

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wow. you really had me going there. i thought the insanity had reached an all time high. good stuff.
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You forgot to mention that he gave up the blocked punt against Baltimore! (which is actually true) How can we justify keeping a guy who misses a block every four years!

Let's promote Rabach. He didn't miss a block today.

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Rumor has it the guy is a cancer in the locker room. Can't blame him. The only guy on the team with red hair? Hell, I'd be a prima donna too

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lol, thread of the season.

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Lmfao!!!

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lulz, YHBT

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When I first saw this I was like oh man the fans have really lost their effing minds

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;512432]Check out this beauty that I snapped (pun intended) at the Hall of Fame game...

[IMG]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v403/192/109/1634335584/n1634335584_39382_3111.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this was Bobby Boucher...

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Funny stuff. I all reality in relative terms I think Albright is the best player on our term. Relative to his long snapping peers.

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I wouldn't have any red headed people on my football team. They are bad luck.

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[quote=BDBohnzie;512629]This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this was Bobby Boucher...[/quote]

I thought "Bitter Beer Face". LMAO!!

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[quote=BDBohnzie;512629]This is the first thing I thought of when I saw this was Bobby Boucher...[/quote]Just an FYI, I hardly had to zoom in at all to get this picture. I was standing so close to him that I could feel the coming off his flaming red hair. In fact, I was so close that I was a little afraid that I might catch ginger.

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[quote=SmootSmack;512403]When are we going to stop giving this guy a free pass? Madden was right, he is the worst player in football!

What's the one constant on every Suisham miss this year? In case you haven't noticed, it's that Albright has snapped the ball on every one of those misses.

We've gone through three punters since training camp and everyone of them has sucked. Hello? Hello Redskins Front Office? Hello Danny Smith? Let's see you keep changing punters but the results are the same. What could be the problem? Gee, do you think maybe it could be THE LONG SNAPPER????

The arch on his snaps is 1.65 degrees lower than 2007 and an astonishing 2.94 degrees lower than 2006. On top of that on field goal attempts of more than 30 yards, he averages only 12 full rotations of the football by the time it gets to the holder. That's in the bottom third of the league!

If you think we have any shot of improving as long as the Red Snapper (more like the Dead Crapper) is on this team you are sadly mistaken.

And if you actually think I'm serious about any of this, you must be a Pit Pirate ;)

(Hey, sometimes times like this call for a good laugh)[/quote]

So it's Albright's fault that Suisham sends kickoffs out-of-bounds regularly?

Our kicker sucks, stop trying to make excuses for him. :rofl:

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red hair is not bad luck, they need to put him at the end of the line when they run out on the field and every player needs to rub his head. Get the flag away from portis and rub ethans head for a win. We couldeven get thosestupid towels to wave when they do it.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;512432]Check out this beauty that I snapped (pun intended) at the Hall of Fame game...

[IMG]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v403/192/109/1634335584/n1634335584_39382_3111.jpg[/IMG][/quote]

I think he likes you. He's totally giving you the "googly eyes".

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[quote=SkinzzFan;512737]I thought "Bitter Beer Face". LMAO!![/quote]

:laughing2 Perfect!

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damn gingers...they cause every problem