Colt Brennan Makes His Move
 

Oh...My...

[url=http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272627414.shtml]National Ledger - Dallas Cowboys Tony Romo Break: Jessica Simpson and Colt Brennan?[/url]

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Wayyyy to funny.

What can I say? I have always been a Jessica fan. She has great ... shoulders. If true, I am signing up for the COC - where do I get my membership card.

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It ain't no fuuuuun if the homies can't haaave none!

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I love how they said Colt Brennan was Tony Romo's archenemy. Who knew

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Very funny..........nice find!!! If this is true, its only gonna add to the hatred for each other, lol.

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I'm going to start referring to her as Mary Magdalene...no, not really. I don't want to start another uproar

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[quote=SmootSmack;575854]I love how they said Colt Brennan was Tony Romo's archenemy. Who knew[/quote]

sshhhhhhh! They are secret archenemies. Much like Jim and Dwight were once "secret allies".

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[quote=SmootSmack;575857]I'm going to start referring to her as Mary Magdalene...no, not really. I don't want to start another uproar[/quote]

LOL - I needed a thread like this after last night. Now, where are the scantily clad jessica pictures?

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I can see it now. JC gets hurt and Colt gets the start against dallas and their D Line taunts Colt about sloppy seconds.

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Id love her to be in Dallas with number 5 on covering those broad shoulders.

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[quote=SmootSmack;575857]I'm going to start referring to her as Mary Magdalene...no, not really. I don't want to start another uproar[/quote]
You better go easy with that..........Pineapple........
BTW, Colt's just gathering........intel along with the occasional booty call

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This is great, pineapple jesus is now officially my hero. I still think JC is our QB but I would love to be Colt.

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This article is just random innuendo without substance. I won't put creedence in such rumors until he FedEx's her a pineapple.

But, if it is true, I am proud of Colt the Snake.

Maybe we should send her one of those PJ t-shirts!

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Maybe that explains his performance last night hahahah.

Colt Brennan is my hero. Taking the cowboy's qb star's ex girlfriend is just about the most Redskin thing you can possibly do.

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Restraining order needs to be issued between her and FedEx.

Other than that...just make sure you don't scratch it up...have fun Colt.

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Colt disses Tony in Cooley's video, makes tony look like a douche. I bet Tony cought Jessica having phone sex with Colt. Colt stole his gal. Gotta luv it!

Her pineapples would set off one of those PJ t's.

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Big boobs are an amazing thing......amazing thing. Everytime I see Colt now, I'm gonna wonder where his face has been.

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[quote=53Fan;575899]Big boobs are an amazing thing......amazing thing. Everytime I see Colt now, I'm gonna wonder where his face has been.[/quote]

Motorboating

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[quote=hooskins;575910]Motorboating[/quote]

My thoughts exactly.

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Doc Walker is going off and made a great point. Brennan was under MORE pressure than anyone last night and he was the only guy who went down the field. He was literally running for his life and somehow he is still able to throw long.

Jason needs to take some chances...

Our top 2 qbs are too robotic and that is a indictment of the coaching.

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[quote=Pocket$ $traight;575942]Doc Walker is going off and made a great point. Brennan was under MORE pressure than anyone last night and he was the only guy who went down the field. He was literally running for his life and somehow he is still able to throw long.

Jason needs to take some chances...

Our top 2 qbs are too robotic and that is a indictment of the coaching.[/quote]

Whatever...take that discussion here

[url]http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-locker-room/31178-colts-game-performance.html[/url]

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[quote=SmootSmack;575857]I'm going to start referring to her as Mary Magdalene...no, not really. I don't want to start another uproar[/quote]Can we call her Mangos Magdalene instead?

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;575951]Can we call her Mango Magdalene instead?[/quote]

:rofl:

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I love how Star magizne needed sources to tell them that the Cowbys and Redskins are enemies. Oh brother some great reporting here.

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This is the best thing I have read all year. Our third string QB stole Romo's girlfriend! We may have been shutout against the Ravens but Pinapple Je5us always scores!!!!

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Jesus ... she's probably doing this just to piss Romo off

Jason Campbell is either too taken or "black" for her
TC is a bit too old
Colt is the guy.. the young good looking stud to make Romo jealous

hopefully cooley can talk him into sneaking some naughty pics

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The report claims Colt, 26, began chasing Jessica back in July with sexy emails and text messages. The pair even set up webcams so they could chat face-to-face through their computers. And now, “Colt sent Jessica tickets for his Sept. 13 game against the N.Y. Giants,” the source adds. “And on July 31, Colt FedEx’d her a Redskins jersey. If she wears that jersey to the game, you know it means she’s playing rough!”

oh god damnit tell me this isn't true

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[quote=SmootSmack;575857]I'm going to start referring to her as Mary Magdalene...no, not really. I don't want to start another uproar[/quote]

:rofl:

So now we can say that our 3rd string QB stole Romo's chick? LOL. She can curse Colt all she wants, as long as Colt remains the 3rd guy. Actually, this might help you SS, Colts downfall will benefit Chase.

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[quote=Pocket$ $traight;575958]This is the best thing I have read all year. Our third string QB stole Romo's girlfriend! We may have been shutout against the Ravens but Pinapple Je5us always scores!!!![/quote]

this is my new sig. bravo.

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It's amazing how often Jessica Simpson is involved on here, and sports topics in general. The human bobblehead doesn't deserve mention.

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[quote=jsarno;576039]It's amazing how often Jessica Simpson is involved on here, and sports topics in general. The human bobblehead doesn't deserve mention.[/quote]

True, she isnt too bright... but she is hot. Hit it and quit it Colt.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;575951]Can we call her Mangos Magdalene instead?[/quote]
Holy Shit thats funny!

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[quote=jsarno;576039]It's amazing how often Jessica Simpson is involved on here, and sports topics in general. The human bobblehead doesn't deserve mention.[/quote]

You bummed because you were hoping to get to Colt first? :)

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[quote=Ruhskins;576001]:rofl:

So now we can say that our 3rd string QB stole Romo's chick? LOL. She can curse Colt all she wants, as long as Colt remains the 3rd guy. Actually, this might help you SS, Colts downfall will benefit Chase.[/quote]

Chase will win over the fans and the coaches just like he won over his [url=http://www.columbiamissourian.com/stories/2008/11/06/not-girl/]girl[/url]

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[quote=SmootSmack;576045]You bummed because you were hoping to get to Colt first? :)[/quote]

I haven't laughed at one of your comments in a LOONG time, but seriously, I laughed in amusement. That was a good one!

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At least she got away from those sorry cowpatties & HOMO.

And moved on to a REAL TEAM! She did kinda move "DOWN" the depth chart, at least for now. Maybe she knows something we don't OR shes just much better suited being "DOWN"?

I've got a feeling Orakpo is next in line and he is gonna smear HOMO all over the field at least twice this year!

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You know, now that Michael Vick is a rostered NFC East QB, he's completely her type.

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Why is the Colt shirt down on the website? This just makes me wanna order one even more.

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[quote=DBUCHANON101;576042]True, she isnt too bright... but she is hot. Hit it and quit it Colt.[/quote]

And hit again, and give us a good ole' 45 second motorboat for the Boys at the Warpath!

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[quote=skindeep;576130]And hit again, and give us a good ole' 45 second motorboat for the Boys at the Warpath![/quote]

And get it on video if possible!