F...The Mods!
 

F the moderators of this board!!

You've got one guy bitching about bumper stickers and starting threads on it...because he can; another who thinks a cool design for the site logo is a ****ing band-aid; some clown who spends all his time bragging about his "friends" 'Look at me, I played catch with Drew Brees during my lunchbreak' "Who ****ing cares? I'll bet Drew Brees couldn't tell you from Reggie Bush's jockstrap!"; another guy who gives us weekly interviews with Tony McGee...once a month; some Canadian moron who thinks he's God's gift to excel sheets, and I don't know what the hell TheMalcolmConnection and GMScud do or who they even are (they're probably the same person)...and then there's Matty. The Ego ringleader of this circus.

[I][B]Yes folks, it's time for another Official Moderator Roast.[/B][/I]

Here's your chance to crack jokes about the mods (and only the mods)

Let's keep it fun, not let it get out of hand, and remember that roasts always end with some kind words

Here's the list:

Mattyk
Summo
CrazyCanuck
Gmanc711
GMScud
TheMalcolmConnection
SmootSmack

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Oh boy. Here we go.

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[IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrz5ep3Ze1qbih58.jpg[/IMG]

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HA! If you're wondering who I am, maybe you should stalk me and call my office phone again. BOOM, roasted.

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That being said, I guess we broke up. :(

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;806075]HA! If you're wondering who I am, maybe you should stalk me and call my office phone again. BOOM, roasted.[/quote]

At least I didn't show up unannounced at your house...but wait this isn't for the mods to roast other mods. We already have our own forum for that.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection;806074][IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbrz5ep3Ze1qbih58.jpg[/IMG][/quote]TMC, warming up his jaw for another Friday night behind the Y.

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haha nice AMD

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F the self-absorbed mods. They are so pretentious that they think we want to actually waste our time roasting them. Pfff...losers.

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[quote=hooskins;806093]F the self-absorbed mods. They are so pretentious that they think we want to actually waste our time roasting them. Pfff...losers.[/quote]


LOL! I tend to agree. Plus everyone of them are nice guys so kind of hard to roast someone you like.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz;806085]TMC, warming up his jaw for another Friday night behind the Y.[/quote]

Maybe, and you know what they say about goatees...

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I'll comment on this thread once Smootsmack merges it with 15 other threads that may have mentioned something about a mod over the past 6 months to keep us on track.

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F...puppy kickers.

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Several mods and the site owner have made appearances in the Drunk Thread.

Impeach them all.

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This thread obviously should be quoted as proof that the lockout IS in fact hurting the Warpath ;)

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I am still waiting on the less filling taste great argument; that will be rock bottom to me.

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Who is mod?

I'm thinking most mods were probably those kids who got picked on in school and after the police force denied them a job as a cop they become a mod so they can boss people around.

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[quote=firstdown;806257]Who is mod?

I'm thinking most mods were probably those kids who got picked on in school and after the police force denied them a job as a cop they become a mod so they can boss people around.[/quote]

Funny you could actually use spell check when it comes to making fun of us. :)

And only one run-on sentence!

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I think that to really get this thread going it would help if we knew what the mods look like, just to sort of help to get to know them a little better. So, using my super Google skills, here are your Warpath mods:

The King Of the Mods, The Ego Himself, Matty -
[IMG]http://www.freewebs.com/xtrucktor/Hippie%20King-card.jpg[/IMG]

The Real Ego of the site, SmootSmack -
[IMG]http://walshwords.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/redneckzombies.jpg?w=300&h=224[/IMG]

The graphics pimp, Summo -
[IMG]http://nimg.sulekha.com/entertainment/thumbnailfull/jean-baptiste-seckler-2009-8-28-9-41-24.jpg[/IMG]

Mod Also Appearing, CrazyCanuck -
[IMG]http://www.dappledgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Ride-On-Captain-Canada.jpg[/IMG]

The New Guy, GMScud -
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sY9FRN6Xib4/S9wWa9NlueI/AAAAAAAAbAA/wPmugLLJMLs/s1600/the_best_of_mugshot_tattoo_fails_01.jpg[/IMG]

The Long Lost Gmanc -
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eIARuH0-x4Y/Sc54Tvu8HXI/AAAAAAAAAnk/07ou2vtk0n0/s400/missing20person1.jpg[/IMG]

And Finally, TMC -
[IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3106/2700746576_b991d324ae.jpg[/IMG]

Thank You, Your Friend,
ArtMonkDrillz
[IMG]http://yourdouche.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/wigger.jpg[/IMG]

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That was great, AMD! LMAO @ Crazy Canuck and TMC

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AMD, stop hating on my 'stache.

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[quote=SmootSmack;806070]

Mattyk[/quote]

Matty? Are you ****ing 5? Matty? For real? How about this you plaid short wearing, popped collar, PBR guzzling fratdouche trying to relive his college days... DROP THE DAMN Y!

[quote]
Summo[/quote]

more like Summold guy that makes images and disappears
[quote]
CrazyCanuck[/quote]

A freaking CANADIAN? Sorry bud, 3rd and long here, time to punt.

[quote]GMScud[/quote]

This is the longest running April Fools Prank that I've ever seen, so props for that..

[quote]SmootSmack[/quote]

Double F this guy!!! That's right FF! Fast forward past this fake insider's posts, I'd give more weight to BigHairedAristocrat's posts... even when he isn't posting..
[quote]
Gmanc711[/quote]

7-11, yeah open 24-7 right? Does this guy even have 24 posts in the last 7 months? PSHT

[quote]
TheMalcolmConnection
[/quote]
I hated your show, Frankie Muniz, you are a terrible terrible actor!

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Matty drives a seabring. BOOM! ROASTED!

Crazycanuck gets paid $20 for every post he makes this year, so far his total is $0. Kinda sad actually but . . . .BOOM! YOU JUST GOT RAKED OVER HOT COALS SON BUT YOU WONT EVEN KNOW IT BECAUSE YOU TREAT YOUR MODERATOR JOB HERE LIKE YOUR SEX LIFE . . NONEXISTENT! BOOM YOU JUST GOT DOUBLE ROASTED YA TURKEY!

Themalcomconneciton has U2 tickets. BOOM! BONO SUCKS!

Smootsmack lists "warpath moderator" on his resume. Lame. I WOULD SAY BOOM! BUT SS HEARS THAT ENOUGH FROM THE SWAMMY WHEN HE SENDS SS TO FETCH HIS MORNING COFFEE!

Summo is the only person I know that retired his own personalized jersey. Forcing his wife and 2 dogs to take part in the ceremony. BOOM! ROASTED!

Matty is the only person at his job in which his employer highly encourages him to "work from home". BOOM! I DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR CO-WORKES BUT THEY CO-SIGNED THIS! BOOM YOU JUST GOT BOOMED FROM PEOPLE WHO DONT EVEN KNOW THEY ARE ROASTING YOU! Im actually impressed by that feat.

Gmanc was disappointed when he went to Hersey Park and found out it was an amusement park. BOOM! ROTISSIRIE SON! ps - you aint foolin nobody with that "hey so I got marrried the other day" thread you started.

The real reason the Redskins are taking out the seats in the upper endzone is to make room for Matty's ego. BAAAAA BOOOOOMM!

Themalcomconnection is so old he has a double digit social security number.

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Matty carries his own roll of toilet paper with him where ever he goes just in case he has to use a public bathroom. SPLASH!

Dan Snyder doesnt even pay smootsmack but he still kisses his ass just in case.

The crazycanuck bathes in a pond.

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[IMG]http://www.dappledgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Ride-On-Captain-Canada.jpg[/IMG]

I must say I'm lovin' this pic... and yes everyone in Canada has the same suit.

AVATAR PLEASE!!

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Weird. Apparently the warpath, like the rest of the world, doesnt appreciate my humor.

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[quote=over the mountain;806572]Weird. Apparently the warpath, like the rest of the world, doesnt appreciate my humor.[/quote]


OMG! It was funny. I read every last bit of it the GMScud one was the funniest.

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[quote=over the mountain;806339]Matty drives a seabring. BOOM! ROASTED!

Crazycanuck gets paid $20 for every post he makes this year, so far his total is $0. Kinda sad actually but . . . .BOOM! YOU JUST GOT RAKED OVER HOT COALS SON BUT YOU WONT EVEN KNOW IT BECAUSE YOU TREAT YOUR MODERATOR JOB HERE LIKE YOUR SEX LIFE . . NONEXISTENT! BOOM YOU JUST GOT DOUBLE ROASTED YA TURKEY!

Themalcomconneciton has U2 tickets. BOOM! BONO SUCKS!

Smootsmack lists "warpath moderator" on his resume. Lame. I WOULD SAY BOOM! BUT SS HEARS THAT ENOUGH FROM THE SWAMMY WHEN HE SENDS SS TO FETCH HIS MORNING COFFEE!

Summo is the only person I know that retired his own personalized jersey. Forcing his wife and 2 dogs to take part in the ceremony. BOOM! ROASTED!

Matty is the only person at his job in which his employer highly encourages him to "work from home". BOOM! I DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR CO-WORKES BUT THEY CO-SIGNED THIS! BOOM YOU JUST GOT BOOMED FROM PEOPLE WHO DONT EVEN KNOW THEY ARE ROASTING YOU! Im actually impressed by that feat.

Gmanc was disappointed when he went to Hersey Park and found out it was an amusement park. BOOM! ROTISSIRIE SON! ps - you aint foolin nobody with that "hey so I got marrried the other day" thread you started.

The real reason the Redskins are taking out the seats in the upper endzone is to make room for Matty's ego. BAAAAA BOOOOOMM!

Themalcomconnection is so old he has a double digit social security number.[/quote]

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