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to have bloodwork done and to provide a urine sample.
It was a tad embarrassing because after the bloodwork this perky little 20 something female escorts me into the unisex rest room and hands me a cup and a wet wipe and instructs me to wipe the end of my unit before I fill the cup and then to leave the cup on this little shelf and notify her when I am done.
I just stared at the floor and said OK no problem.
I did not spill anything.

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Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?

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[quote=RedskinRat;822153]Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?[/quote]

Try not to gay up this thread, mmmkay?

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Wow cool story bro.

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About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.

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[quote=over the mountain;822166]About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.[/quote]

Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?

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[quote=Alvin Walton;822169]Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?[/quote]

Doesn't matter what you call it, what matters is the dog got a little relief. Good for him. I hope that nurse knew what she signed up for lol.

"So honey how was your day today?"

"Well I jerked off a dog at work, but otherwise it wasn't that bad."

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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzoN-48VhMU]Hot Tub Time Machine - Sup dawg, you own a BMW - YouTube[/url]

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First Down will no doubt weigh in on this as I think ......he pissed himself the other day under similar circumstances........

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[quote=Hog1;822234]First Down will no doubt weigh in on this as I think ......he pissed himself the other day under similar circumstances........[/quote]

Did not piss myself I spilled piss all over the floor. If I had a 20 something nurse helping me I probably would have spilled other stuff on the floor. LOL How come chicks look so hot in those uniforms?

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[quote=over the mountain;822166]About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.[/quote]

And you didn't tell her you had redness around your unit.

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[quote=firstdown;822368]Did not piss myself I spilled piss all over the floor. If I had a 20 something nurse helping me I probably would have spilled other stuff on the floor. LOL How come chicks look so hot in those uniforms?[/quote]

Regrets for taking liberties...with your story.

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I liked this thread better when it was about FD pissing himself.

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[quote=Mattyk;822471]I liked this thread better when it was about FD pissing himself.[/quote]

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If you did not hit on skanks you would not need to go to the clinic

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let's not forget the remix

[url=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5740452023207265083]I Want To Piss on You (remix)[/url]

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so we are back in the classy section I see...

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[quote=firstdown;823451]If you did not hit on skanks you would not need to go to the clinic[/quote]

You getting any of that Great Dismal fire smoke down there ("down there" in the reference to location not having anything to with std or pissing or whatever this thread is about)?

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[quote=CRedskinsRule;823458]so we are back in the classy section I see...[/quote]

did we ever leave it?