Step right up! Chance to dunk Vinny Cerrato for charity!
 

[url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/vinny-cerrato-the-bowie-baysox-and-a-dunk-tank/2012/04/13/gIQAz8R4ET_blog.html]Vinny Cerrato, the Bowie Baysox and a dunk tank - DC Sports Bog - The Washington Post[/url]

[QUOTE]There is such a long, proud and innovative tradition of minor-league baseball teams coming up with amazingly creative promotions that I probably shouldn’t be surprised by anything any more. Still, this one got me.

On Aug. 5, the Bowie Baysox are having their annual Football Kickoff Party. This year’s main attraction will be a dunk booth. Featuring Vinny Cerrato.

“We anticipate there’ll be a lot of Redskins fans out here to watch that or participate in that,” assistant GM Phil Wrye told me.

I agree.[/QUOTE]


All you local guys out there. I'll send you some cash if you drop this idiot in a bucket of water.

Re: Step right up! Chance to dunk Vinny Cerrato for charity!
 

Someone throw the ball at his face

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That minor league team will have more money than most pro teams after that.

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I hope someone catches video of it.

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You've got to be kidding. Too good to be true.

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I'm tempted to drive the 4-5 hours round trip to do this. It's the opportunity of a lifetime.

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[quote=Monkeydad;908663]I'm tempted to drive the 4-5 hours round trip to do this. It's the opportunity of a lifetime.[/quote]

5 minutes of potential vindication for what felt like an eternity of your favorite football team suffering? Sign me up.

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I am confident it will warrant an unprecedented fan and player reunion lining up for the event....
I'll be there with my......potato cannon.

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[quote=Hog1;908738]I am confident it will warrant an unprecedented fan and player reunion lining up for the event....
I'll be there with my......potato cannon.[/quote]

Can we drown his ass? Water board him?

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talk about good marketing ideas...

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Can I just hit him in the face?

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I mean what kind of freaking clown is Vinny Cerrato to be participating in this crap? I'd love to dunk that bum, but really? It's still really hard to wrap my brain around the fact that this guy was the head of our FO for so long. And now he's doing dunk tanks at minor league baseball games. Oh man. :doh:

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Only one night?

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This is just want I've been wanting after hearing him everyday on the radio everyday. His cackling laugh and arrogant smugness, always talking up his free agent/draft theories, yet Raven fans eat it up.
It seems they window to dunk him is maybe from 5pm-6pm before the game. Is that what this charity details?

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[quote=EARTHQUAKE2689;908799]Can I just hit him in the face?[/quote]

lmao

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[quote=GMScud;908830]I mean what kind of freaking clown is Vinny Cerrato to be participating in this crap? I'd love to dunk that bum, but really? It's still really hard to wrap my brain around the fact that this guy was the head of our FO for so long. And now he's doing dunk tanks at minor league baseball games. Oh man. :doh:[/quote]

I had that same thought. agree 100%

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I hope his goggles don't magnify his crazy eyes......creeepy!

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[quote=81forhof;909015]i hope his goggles don't magnify his crazy eyes......creeepy![/quote]

lol!

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Forget using a ball, I intend to lob a toaster into the tank.

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Feel like Jason Campbell would want to pay extra for this opportunity

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Did JC really hate cerrato?

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[quote=mbedner3420;909461]Did JC really hate cerrato?[/quote]

No idea what his feelings were

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Rock Cartwright probably go a couple times

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[url=http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d8288ce03/article/cerrato-redskins-almost-drafted-lesean-mccoy]NFL.com news: Cerrato: Redskins almost drafted LeSean McCoy[/url]


I just love how Vinny excuses his **** ups by throwing other people under the bus. "Oh...I didn't get this guy because a position coach didn't want him".



Just like when he tried to validate the Haynesworth signing by saying former Titan's coach Sherman Smith ok'd him.


[quote]“I think we talked to a lot of people, plus Sherman Smith had been on the Tennessee staff for a number of years – he knew Albert very well,” Cerrato said.

On a follow up question about Smith’s involvement, Cerrato said: “We had first-hand information on Albert, [knew] everything about the guy because Sherman was there from the time Albert got there.”

Smith is now the running backs coach in Seattle and in a phone interview today said it’s “ridiculous” that his opinion carried that much weight.

“They wouldn’t give a guy a $100 million contract based only on what I said,” Smith said. “I told them exactly about our experience in Tennessee and said you guys make the decision.”

Smith said his advice in the staff meeting was “buyer beware,” because of Haynesworth’s problems in Tennessee.[/quote]


...anyways...more good draft day stories by Vinny.

[url=http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/draft-day-stories-from-vinny-cerrato/2012/04/23/gIQAfFwncT_blog.html]Draft day stories from Vinny Cerrato - DC Sports Bog - The Washington Post[/url]

Should have dunked this guy in a vat of acid.

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I absolutely loved this quote.

[quote=Vincenzo Cerrato]
Like, the year that we were gonna take Orapko [sic], you know, we were trying to trade up with everybody, trying to trade up. Then Denver’s on the clock the pick before us, and I called them. How about this, I offer them a third-round pick to swap, and they called me back and they said No, you’re gonna get your guy, don’t worry about it, you don’t have to trade. How about that one? [Laughter.]
[/quote]

Sir Vincenzo (in an old-timey salesman accent): Draft picks for sale! Get a free third-roundah he-ah! I've got a free third-roundah for tha team that lets me move up one pick to select my guy!

The Broncos: ha ha, silly little Vincenzo. Be patient, young gm, you will get your guy.

[IMG]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/100059/vinny_elixir.jpg[/IMG]

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Weak

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I was hoping it would happen, and if it had I would've given Cerrato kudos, but nope, he's still the same man we love to hate. What a bittttttch.

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I like how he acts like an extra hour on the radio is a favor

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[quote=SmootSmack;928549]I like how he acts like an extra hour on the radio is a favor[/quote]

Maybe we'll get "rewarded" with more entertaining stories such as "this one time Denver saved us from ourselves."

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[quote=SmootSmack;928502]Weak

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*sighs*

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[quote=SmootSmack;928549]I like how he acts like an extra hour on the radio is a favor[/quote]


I know right?...lol


Why can't this douche bag move to the west coast?