Rep. Shuler?
 

Who can come up with the best campaign slogan?

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Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

"Just because I can't get it done in football, doesn't mean I can't get it done in office."

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

I can see the public service annoucement now:

"I know what's like to lose a job, except in my case I sit back and enjoy the millions I earned being a flop in football while you get to live day-to-day on a welfare check."

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

All kidding aside, good luck to him. It's great to see someone try to step up and make the world a better place.

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

I screwed the teams I played for so now I want to screw the taxpayers.

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]All kidding aside, good luck to him. It's great to see someone try to step up and make the world a better place.[/QUOTE]Thats what we thought when he became a Redskin.

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

HA! Ba-zing!! LOL

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

How about...
"I've failed at everything else but chances are I am good at something. Why not this?"
"House of Reps doesn't require that I run or throw so I am golden."
"There's nothing like a quality University of Tennessee education to prepare you for public office"

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

Hahahaha.. very nice, very nice.

Speaking of UT, if anyone lives close by there, I'm going down to visit some friends next weekend, so if anyone wants to meet up, let me know.

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

"with your support I can return to Washington DC to finish my career & still be able to walk" LOL

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

"He played for the Washington Redskins and the New Orleans Saints before a foot injury ended his career."

Well, to be fair, mediocrity had a lot to do with it, too.

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

Mediocrity is a very kind word. ;)

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

[QUOTE=ChounsMan]"with your support I can return to Washington DC to finish my career & still be able to walk" LOL[/QUOTE]Chounsman gets my vote!

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

What do you think will be a crappier number- percentage of votes cast for shuler, or percentage of completed passes thrown by the bum?

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

Shuler for Office, " Because I'm more comfortable in the taxpayers' pocket."

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

BAAAAAAAAAA-ZING! I like it. I like it a lot.

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]BAAAAAAAAAA-ZING! I like it. I like it a lot.[/QUOTE]

I see you've stolen my "BA-ZING!"....which, of course you know, I stole from Stewie

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

But of course, you and I get each other's Family Guy/Simpsons references.

I haven't seen you say bazing yet, so please do not sue for copyright infringement.:)

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

Republican 'Skins fans will hate me more and Democrat 'Skins fans will hate me less. Why ev'body be hating?

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

How about this,

"Hey, at least I'm not as big a bust as Patrick Ramsey!"

I guess that would only win one vote though.

:Smoker:

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

Do you think he even gets it?

:Smoker:

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

Are you crazy? Ramsey isn't very good but Schuler won the friggin Heisman, didn't he? He was drafted higher, got paid much more, and SUCCCCKKKKKED. When you're a bigger bust than Desmond Howard, you know you suck.

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

Balmerskinsfan, it's an inside joke. From now on, note the :Smoker:.

:biggthump

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

I don't know whether to cry, laugh, or cry laughing!

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

"Gus Frerotte can't beat me out this time surely".

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

For the record, Shuler never won a Heisman. He came in second though.

Re: Rep. Shuler?
 

It is a good thing that he can "make a run" to achieve elected office.

Because if he had to throw in order to get into office, he could not be elected to a Middle School Student Council...