ESPN's Most Web Searches: Rod Gardner
 

ranked 3rd out of the 4 most searched items on ESPN's website.

hhhmmmm.....?? :confused-

I wonder why.... :pi_lightb

[URL=http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/index]ESPN.COM[/URL]

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His agent is trying to feign interest to drive up the price? I'm kidding.

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I love how agents are possibly the greediest lowliest creatures on the face of the Earth.

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I've never met one, but I have spent considerable time around attorneys.

Anyone else to add? School Crossing Guards? Psychiatric nurses?

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Clowns.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Clowns.[/QUOTE]

I hate clowns.

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I particularly dislike the children's entertainer type clowns that make balloon animals. Conceited gits.

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Hahahaha.. I like Stephen King-like clowns.

I want to see IT take on the world's balloon makers!

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some people fear the boogeyman, werewolves, vampires, etc....as a child I had a tremendous fear of Ronald McDonald

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He scares me in the "Michael Jackson" kind of way.

Remember all the other McDonald's characters? Grimace, the Hamburglar...?

Grimace looked like a large purple sack of feces.

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Mimes.

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George W

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS]some people fear the boogeyman, werewolves, vampires, etc....as a child I had a tremendous fear of Ronald McDonald[/QUOTE]


And with good reason if you've seen '30 Days'.

Who knew that just cos it tastes good doesn't mean it'll do you good?

Mimes......... :mad: Smug bastards.

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As a child I was afraid to sleep on my back because I remember hearing about Hendrix drowning in his own vomit!

I know, it's weird, just a fear I've always had!

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Daseal, you're strange dude. LOL :)

I stay away from a lot of water because I have a recurring dream that if I AM going to die a premature death, it will be in the water.

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And when was the last time you bathed?

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It's been a while... sadly.:(

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Just to clarify, it's the ocean... not water in general. ;)

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I thought that maybe you were the inspiration for The Dirt Bags.

Have you thought about taking a cruise? I had a fear of heights so I took a parachute course and it worked.

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Yeah, I'm actually taking one this October for my birthday and to get engaged.

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A cruise or a parachute jump?

Hawaii down to Fanning is a nice trip. Oh, and congratulations.

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Thanks man! It's a 10-day Carribean cruise. Just gotta' buy the ring first.

Argh. There's 5 grand I'll never see again (except hopefully in booty).

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Meh. Forget that. She's worth it. :)

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Yeah, I'm actually taking one this October for my birthday and to get engaged.[/QUOTE]

congrats MC...

my first fear was watching the chick in Carrie when i was a youngster... but over the years, i somehow started dating mostly crazy chicks. kind of a dysfunctional therapy huh?

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Just gotta' buy the ring first.

Argh. There's 5 grand I'll never see again (except hopefully in booty).[/QUOTE]


Dude, CZ. It's the only way to go for the first marriage. The next two or three you can splurge and IF this one works out you can always buy her a real diamond in 25 years time. :biggthump

Yeah, I'm divorced....but not bitter.

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Hahaha... thanks for the kind words AND advice (RedskinsRat) fellas. I've been working my ass off at my moonlighting computer repair job to have $5,000 by the time our cruise hits.

Anybody have any suggestions on buying diamonds (Matty, I would think you might be the best source)? I'm liking [url]www.bluenile.com[/url]

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And about dating crazy chicks, I'm lucky because she's the only person I've ever loved. We've been together since I was 15. She's had her "Carrie" moments (also her sister's name), and we've had some EXTREMELY rough times. So without getting into details, if we can make it through these things, we can make it through anything.

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Congrats Malcolm! I used to date nothing but crazy, off-the-wall girls...and now I'm with someone who's totally cool, calm and collected...and it drives me crazy!

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You have my best wishes.

[url]www.bluenile.com[/url] is good but you may find a better deal haggling with these people:

[url]http://www.ashford.com/home/index.asp[/url]

"My name is RedskinRat and I'm a shopaholic".

Oh, and anything over 1.5 carats can look ostentatious, anything under .75 can look cheap (depending on the cut and clarity etc). If she has her own loupe you're in trouble.

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[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]Hahaha... thanks for the kind words AND advice (RedskinsRat) fellas. I've been working my ass off at my moonlighting computer repair job to have $5,000 by the time our cruise hits.

Anybody have any suggestions on buying diamonds (Matty, I would think you might be the best source)? I'm liking [url]www.bluenile.com[/url][/QUOTE]

I was in NYC with my then girlfriend at the time, we happened to be passing through the diamond district. She said I like that one. Luckily enough for me I went back four months later and found the exact ring that she picked out. The diamond district is a great place to find that perfect ring. But then again...its a little far for you to get there, sorry.

Do you think buying a diamond online is a good idea? That's a little to pricey for me to risk.

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Yeah, bluenile.com is the biggest diamond store online.

Again, thanks to everyone for their advice and wishes. She and I had a stupid ass fight tonight so I'm pissed at her, but I'm still checking out those sites.

Hahahaha... I told her I'd rather get her a smaller, perfect diamond than a big one full of flaws.