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TheMalcolmConnection 06-21-2005 04:38 PM

What does YOUR daddy do?
 
And by daddy I mean you.

I've always wondered and kind of gleaned some information from recent posts about what people's careers are.

I'm a "Technology Integration Specialist" which is a fancy-ass way of saying computer technician.

What do the rest of you do?

BrudLee 06-21-2005 04:47 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
I'm a "Network and Systems Engineer" which is a fancy-ass way of saying computer technician.

MTK 06-21-2005 04:54 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
Workers' Compensation Claims Specialist

BrudLee 06-21-2005 04:56 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
[QUOTE=Mattyk72]Workers' Compensation Claims Specialist[/QUOTE]
which is a fancy-ass way of saying computer technician. ;)

TheMalcolmConnection 06-21-2005 05:01 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
[QUOTE=BrudLee]I'm a "Network and Systems Engineer" which is a fancy-ass way of saying computer technician.[/QUOTE]

Your counterpart where I work is in the office right next to mine.

Don't you just love how we can make our titles sound so important. :)

TheMalcolmConnection 06-21-2005 05:02 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
All ya gotta' do is add "specialist" to end of a title and it instantly gains about 10 important points.

BDBohnzie 06-21-2005 05:07 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
. o O(shouldn't it be Who is your daddy, and what does he do?)

I am an Internet Information Integration Specialist...which is just a fancy ass way of saying I manage a website.

SmootSmack 06-21-2005 05:21 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
When I'm not out pimpin the ho's I am the Director of Marketing/Promotions for a radio station...that's my job for now at least

MTK 06-21-2005 05:21 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
[QUOTE=BrudLee]which is a fancy-ass way of saying computer technician. ;)[/QUOTE]

Which back in the day would have been paper-pusher

MTK 06-21-2005 05:23 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
Specialist is a big term these days, so far in my work career I've been a Disability Specialist, a Customer Care Specialist, and a Medical Claims Specialist.

All three are basically the same thing... claims adjuster. LOL

TheMalcolmConnection 06-21-2005 05:29 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
Back when I worked in a movie theater, I was a Ticket Sales Specialist.

Wow, I've never attached specialist to that before. Makes it sound SO much better.

FRPLG 06-21-2005 05:37 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
I am a programmer analyst which is a fancy-ass way of saying web programmer.

SmootSmack 06-21-2005 05:40 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
On the Warpath we don't have Camp Scrubs....we have Camp Scrub Specialists!!

TheMalcolmConnection 06-21-2005 05:41 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
Web programming SPECIALIST? ;)

BigSKINBauer 06-21-2005 06:03 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
slack off during the summer specialist

EEich 06-21-2005 06:24 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
Systems Software Engineer at ESPN's SportsTicker division.
I'm primarily an Oracle PL/SQL developer, but I dabble in VB.NET, VB6, etc...

That Guy 06-21-2005 06:42 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
i'm a drifter... programming, botting, design, testing (physical/digital... security and debugging), audio (everything), inventories, consulting, comp tech, tech theater (everything) etc

either way i'm really just an electronic/electrical engineering student that's not sure if he ever wants to use the degree he's getting...

skinznut 06-21-2005 07:11 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
I'm a plumbing systems maintenance specialist / custodial engineer for a multi-million dollar educational facility. Which is just a fancy-ass way of saying I clean toilets at a college.

Monksdown 06-21-2005 10:43 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
This daddy is the marketing coordinator for the Alexandria and Annandale Branches of a regional Settlement/Title Company.

In other words, I take old ladies out to lunch and flirt with them.

Now that I look at it, I am definitely some degree of a whore.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-22-2005 07:04 AM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
Haha!! So that's just a fancy-ass way of saying your a gigolo??

Redskins8588 06-22-2005 07:54 AM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
Tool Inspection Tech here, I program CMM's...

cpayne5 06-22-2005 09:41 AM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
I am a computer programmer working for Booz Allen Hamilton. For the past 3 years, I've worked as an intern, but recently moved into a fulltime position upon completion of my CS degree. I am also working towards a masters in software engineering.

firstdown 06-22-2005 11:27 AM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
I'm a Personal Risk Specialist. Thats a fancy ass way of saying I own and Insurance Agency.

Sammy Baugh Fan 06-22-2005 01:15 PM

Re: What does YOUR daddy do?
 
I'm Living Like I'm Dying these days.
I'm a Web Design "Specialist" but this summer I'm paying the bills by going back to be a Musician/Entertainer and next year I plan on doing BBQ for a living and going to BBQ Competitions. I'm 43


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