Dallas Blog During Game. HILARIOUS!!!
 

This is a real-time Dallas fan blog during the 4th quarter last night. It is so funny to see the Dallas fan's go from euphoria to depression. Truly the Yin to last night's Yang for us Redskins fans.

After you read it, post your favorite quote.

Mine is "we lost.. the foreskins smegma’d all over us…"

Enjoy

[url]http://blog.theboys.com/?p=292[/url]

P.S. I haven't been able to read all the posts since we beat Dallas, but I haven't seen any links to this page. Hope I'm not copying anyone, I did a search.

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[QUOTE]# Cosby Sweater Says:
September 20th, 2005 at 12:30 am

the last thing I wanted to see right before I went to bed was dan snyder jumping up and down like a schoolgirl.[/QUOTE]

I might have to agree with him even though I was doing the same thing.

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77-1-the record the Parsmells has when leading by 13 in the 4th quarter.

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hahah i loved reading all those posts. man from what i've seen, they think we won the game on two "luck" plays, imo, that wasn't luck, that was just their defense not defending the deep ball.

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2 funny things about the blog:

1. They didn't know too much about Cortez before signing him. They didn't know he played here for the skins and didn't nail a FG over 40yds.

2. They think Parcells calls a conservative game. Yikes! if Parcells is conservative, what does that make Gibbs?

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That was so sweet!!!!!!! F'in great comedy...

This is my favorite quote because I think everyone will be saying this come February 5th 2006:

"SO THE SKINS ARE ON TOP OF THE NFC EAST. Didn’t thiesman say they’d win it this year?? He’s so smart… "

:dallas:

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My favorite:

"Rich Says:
don’t think the skins are gonna pull 2 TD’s outta their butts when they haven’t scored one in 7 quarters."

OOOOpppps. Guess he was wrong!

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I think if we can score even a field goal (Cortez!!), we should have it- unless we totally melt down.

don’t think the skins are gonna pull 2 TD’s outta their butts when they haven’t scored one in 7 quarters.

… and to the stupid redskins on ring of honor night. disgusting.

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interesting that they're as concerned about their ultra-conservative offense as we are. interesting the similarities, two old coaches with two old QBs (and two hard hitting safeties that get beat deep).

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That was so funny to watch the feelings change from "We are so great" to "We suck" so fast.

Some fans, eh?

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[QUOTE=jgalecpa]That was so funny to watch the feelings change from "We are so great" to "We suck" so fast.

Some fans, eh?[/QUOTE]

I hate to say it, but I was saying we suck during the first 3 quarters. I am a loyal skins fan, but man we we're stinking it up. I am so happy we won, but I'm not talking Superbowl quite yet. I have been smiling all day though, rubbing it in for all my friends who are Cowboys fans.

P.S. You can thank my brother for googling and finding this blog.

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Don't worry Skins Fans we will wax you at home in December. I am a little happy you guys lucked out, because I have a friend who is a Skins fan and I ran out of taunts. At least this makes it a little bit competitive. By the way, you got lucky, your coach is past it, and your owner is a loser. OK our owner is a loser too.

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I liked the guy who said the only way they can win now is with to long TD passes. If he only knew how right he would be.

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Dude you nailed that one on the head, and the similairities are scary.
[QUOTE=illdefined]interesting that they're as concerned about their ultra-conservative offense as we are. interesting the similarities, two old coaches with two old QBs (and two hard hitting safeties that get beat deep).[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]Don't worry Skins Fans we will wax you at home in December. I am a little happy you guys lucked out, because I have a friend who is a Skins fan and I ran out of taunts. At least this makes it a little bit competitive. By the way, you got lucky, your coach is past it, and your owner is a loser. OK our owner is a loser too.[/QUOTE]

welcome to the board 5Rings. glad you recognized your owner is just as much a tool as ours. i'm glad the rivalry is finally back on. as i noted before, i see a lot of similarities in our two teams, and it will be interesting to see who improved the most by december.

on that note, you really need to burn those gay uniforms. think it messed up the teams confidence. then again the normal ones are just as dainty..

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]Don't worry Skins Fans we will wax you at home in December. I am a little happy you guys lucked out, because I have a friend who is a Skins fan and I ran out of taunts. At least this makes it a little bit competitive. By the way, you got lucky, your coach is past it, and your owner is a loser. OK our owner is a loser too.[/QUOTE]At the moment your the loser.

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'you are' the loser who can't spell. Yes the rivalry is back on and the NFC east is going to be the best division in the NFL. I can't believe that it doesn't concern you at all that your team was shut down for 54 minutes. Admit it you got lucky. We got lucky last year when we threw that TD pass with 30 seconds left. Since we have been beating you since slick willie left a stain on a Fat girls' dress you probably were due.

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]We got lucky last year when we threw that TD pass with 30 seconds left. Since we have been beating you since slick willie left a stain on a Fat girls' dress you probably were due.[/QUOTE]

i remember back then. back when Roy Williams was good.

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[QUOTE=illdefined]welcome to the board 5Rings. glad you recognized your owner is just as much a tool as ours. i'm glad the rivalry is finally back on. as i noted before, i see a lot of similarities in our two teams, and it will be interesting to see who improved the most by december.

on that note, you really need to burn those gay uniforms. think it messed up the teams confidence. then again the normal ones are just as dainty..

.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the welcome, ill, but the Skins have been nice to the Boys in Virginia for awhile now.

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rich Says:

September 20th, 2005 at 12:46 am
OH, YA’LL STOP WHINING ABOUT THE DAMN RING OF HONOR INDUCTION!!!!!!

That is ancient HISTORY!! We gotta focus on our team NOW. Troy and emmitt all them can’t help us now!!

I love it. Don't the Cowpies know that ceremonies don't win football games, players win football games.

My 2nd fave was the Nostradamus who said we only needed two long tds to win. What insight, what forethought, what, what u mean the score was 13-0 and the only way we win is with two tds? Scratch all that, what a maroon!

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[QUOTE=illdefined]i remember back then. back when Roy Williams was good.[/QUOTE]
Back when Sean Taylor was only commiting misdemeanors...

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]Back when Sean Taylor was only commiting misdemeanors...[/QUOTE]

he's still doing them. sometimes against us like on that playground flea-flicker, and sometimes against your boy Crayton. or was that a felony?

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Really now, you guys looked lost for 54 minutes. The Eagles aren't going to miss 41 yd gimmie field goals, and the Giants aren't going to play footsie with 5 minutes to go. Sure Dallas needs to fix four minutes of mistakes. Your Skins? Dumb luck.

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Flea flicker would have been a genius call if Gibbs had called it. Tell me you honestly hold no fears that Gibbs is past it?! BTW, good idea to take a quick back and turn him into a mudder.

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ill, should you call some of your skin fan friends for help? Or do you all just type slow.

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]Really now, you guys looked lost for 54 minutes. The Eagles aren't going to miss 41 yd gimmie field goals, and the Giants aren't going to play footsie with 5 minutes to go. Sure Dallas needs to fix four minutes of mistakes. Your Skins? Dumb luck.[/QUOTE]

Our Skins 14
Your Boys 13

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I would stop worrying about Gibbs and Redskins. You should start worrying about that sorry ass of a team of yours which got handed to them. Last night the whole world found out that you guys were overhyped, overrated and a lot of hot air. I don't know what made u guys and the media think u were any better than us? The last bunch of games we have dominated only to lose so this feels real nice so please do come again :)

[QUOTE=5RINGS]Flea flicker would have been a genius call if Gibbs had called it. Tell me you honestly hold no fears that Gibbs is past it?! BTW, good idea to take a quick back and turn him into a mudder.[/QUOTE]

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See you in December.

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]ill, should you call some of your skin fan friends for help? Or do you all just type slow.[/QUOTE]

dayjobs. you know, grown ups.

Parcells called no better game than Gibbs, sad to say. thanks for not killing that clock for us with your non-playground pass attempts. how'd you like ours when they weren't aimed 4yds deep?

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We are better than you. Our Franchise is better than yours. Our running Back is better than yours. Our Quarterback is Better than yours. Our rookies are better than yours. Our defense is better than yours. You got lucky. You have gone 2-0 at the beginning of the season in two of the last three years, how has that worked out for you?

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[QUOTE=illdefined]dayjobs. you know, grown ups.

Parcells called no better game than Gibbs, sad to say. thanks for not killing that clock for us with your non-playground pass attempts. how'd you like ours when they weren't aimed 4yds deep?[/QUOTE]
I get off at 5:00. And again when my wife gets home! BuhZing!!!

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]We are better than you.[/QUOTE]

We won

[QUOTE=5RINGS]Our Franchise is better than yours.[/QUOTE]

We won

[QUOTE=5RINGS]Our running Back is better than yours.[/QUOTE]

We won

[QUOTE=5RINGS]Our Quarterback is Better than yours.[/QUOTE]

We wo...well you get the idea now

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]BuhZing!!![/QUOTE]

Hey, coming here and stealing my patented Bah-Zing! (and spelling it wrong!), that's where I draw the line!

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Really folks, you just won a game that you will never win if you played the same series again 100 times. This is what you hold on to? Wow. Sad but true. Skins exist only serve as fodder for the 5 time world champions. Can't wait to break your hearts in December.

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[QUOTE=TAFKAS]Hey, coming here and stealing my patented Bah-Zing! (and spelling it wrong!), that's where I draw the line![/QUOTE]
Finally a Skins fan who can keep up. You must be so lonely in here.

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]Really now, you guys looked lost for 54 minutes. The Eagles aren't going to miss 41 yd gimmie field goals, and the Giants aren't going to play footsie with 5 minutes to go. Sure Dallas needs to fix four minutes of mistakes. Your Skins? Dumb luck.[/QUOTE]

Not bitter, are you?

Suck it up, you whiny kid, we beat you. We were better than you. You choked.

This year we get to sweep the Cow-Whores and so it goes on.

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]We are better than you. Our Franchise is better than yours. Our running Back is better than yours. Our Quarterback is Better than yours. Our rookies are better than yours. Our defense is better than yours. You got lucky. You have gone 2-0 at the beginning of the season in two of the last three years, how has that worked out for you?[/QUOTE]

your coach is a mercenary, he doesn't give two sh*ts about your precious franchise. your running back hasn't proved squat in this league yet. your mid-thirties QB is better than our mid-30s QB? we're quaking. your defense forgot that there's other players beside Clinton Portis on this team, and for the last time, Where Was Demarcus Ware last night? anybody see him?

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]Finally a Skins fan who can keep up. You must be so lonely in here.[/QUOTE]

Suck my balls...

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]Finally a Skins fan who can keep up. You must be so lonely in here.[/QUOTE]

Not really, I'm surrounded by a family of Redskins fans. What more could I ask for?

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[QUOTE=5RINGS]Really folks, you just won a game that you will never win if you played the same series again 100 times.[/QUOTE]

well we ran the same play twice. think you'd get it by 100 times?