Winning Off the Field WFT 2022 edition
 

We all know WFT likes to win off the field. Ranging from massive sexual abuse scandals all the way to the mundane leaky brown water pipes that fans endure. Use this thread to post all the ways WFT wins off the field in 2022 and post your bold predictions for how WFT will win off the field this year.

I will go first, but will leave the name change low hanging fruit. My bold prediction for 2022; in lieu on the recent storyline of NASA providing funding to theologians to ascertain the societal impacts of finding life beyond Earth, I believe that Dan Snyder will be one of the first humans to make contact with an alien species. He will set of a massive Earth invasion after telling the aliens to refer to him as Mr. Snyder instead of human and for them to not look him in the eyes.

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Going to win off the field by getting sued by Eagles fans.

[url]https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32987370/fans-deny-being-offered-onsite-medical-evaluation-washington-football-team-railing-collapse-fedex-field[/url]

Snyder runs the shadiest operation in the world. We are a damn laughing stock. Don't fuck up the name change lol.

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[quote=sdskinsfan2001;1306766]Going to win off the field by getting sued by Eagles fans.

[url]https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32987370/fans-deny-being-offered-onsite-medical-evaluation-washington-football-team-railing-collapse-fedex-field[/url]

Snyder runs the shadiest operation in the world. We are a damn laughing stock. Don't fuck up the name change lol.[/quote]

Of course soft ass Eagles fans are whining. Acting like “get the fuck off the field” isn’t the correct answer…

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[quote=sdskinsfan2001;1306766]Going to win off the field by getting sued by Eagles fans.

[url]https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/32987370/fans-deny-being-offered-onsite-medical-evaluation-washington-football-team-railing-collapse-fedex-field[/url]

....k. Don't fuck up the name change lol.[/quote]

Too late just changing the name was fucking up.

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[quote=sdskinsfan2001;1306766]
Snyder runs the shadiest operation in the world. We are a damn laughing stock. Don't fuck up the name change lol.[/quote]

Snyder own Amazon?

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[QUOTE=TheGuyFromOverThere;1306785]Snyder own Amazon?[/QUOTE]

Jeff Bezos steps up on stage, rips off his mask to reveal he's Dan Snyder. Then Dan rips off his mask to reveal he's an alien.

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[quote=AnonEmouse;1306787]Jeff Bezos steps up on stage, rips off his mask to reveal he's Dan Snyder. Then Dan rips off his mask to reveal he's an alien.[/quote]

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Snyder and Bezos are Kang and Kodos.

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[QUOTE=mooby;1306792]Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Snyder and Bezos are Kang and Kodos.[/QUOTE]

:D

Though, disturbing image of Snyder drooling over cheerleaders also comes to mind!

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[quote=nonniey;1306783]Too late just changing the name was fucking up.[/quote]

^ This. The new name is almost guaranteed to disappoint...I'd bet right now when the name is released and a poll is put up asking if you like it, 80% or more of us will not like it.

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I think a winning off the field call I’m gonna make is for G1 and the Giants:

Daniel Jones becomes the first nfl player to land a cosmetic endorsement deal.

Winning Off the Field WFT 2022 edition
 

Management realizes that with more opposing fans in our stadium that it’s an opportunity for premium revenue. Opposing team fans in their jerseys and swag are required to pay a “merchandising surcharge” because the WFT won’t be able to sell as much of its own merch at games.

Maybe this is too plausible to be considered a bold 2022 prediction.

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Any news on Deshazor Everetts injuries?
I know he's out of the hospital but they haven't said anything else.

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Have there been any details of the crash released? I'm definitely not inclined to point fingers without facts, but aside from his health, I'd also like to know if there is any potential legal action?

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The is an NFL gripe but their wild card schedule is dumb. Two games Saturday, three Sunday and one Monday night.