From Bill Simmons
 

From his Sept.23 article:

"...check out Clinton Portis' episode of "MTV Cribs" this week, if only for the part when he brings the cameras down to his basement -- where there's a waterbed with mirrored ceilings at the bottom of the stairs, along with a jacuzzi, a pool table and a stripper's pole and stage. Needless to say, there wasn't a wife or a girlfriend to be seen. And you wonder why I TiVo "Cribs" every week."

Re: From Bill Simmons
 

A stripper's pole in his basement? For any man that would be a dream come true (no pun intended).