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That Guy 02-09-2006 02:36 PM

I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
There is THE beast WR that we absolutely MUST have. His name... is [url="http://www.mid-statesfootball.org/stats/wal.htm#team.ind"]Darryl Owens[/url].

that's right boys and girls, we simply cannot win without D. O.

(listed as 197/209 eligible WRs this year... played at walsh (catholic university), transfered from bowling green had 620 yards junoir year, 9 games and 230 yards senoir (250yd/g running team). This is a joke :P but he is 6'6")

and on the upside, next year we can draft mike barrow too (Kicker)... not quite lekkerkerker, but still...

bigm29 02-09-2006 02:40 PM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
Is he T.O's brother?

That Guy 02-09-2006 03:13 PM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
oh i highly doubt it, just coincidence. just thought it was funny when looking through i found darryl owens and a mike barrow among the wreckage.

VTSkins897 02-17-2006 12:28 AM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
howd you find that?

That Guy 02-17-2006 02:22 AM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
[QUOTE=VTSkins897]howd you find that?[/QUOTE]

extensive and extremely pointless research ;). Name just kinda popped out though. Next year there'll be a kicker named mike barrow, so I think we owe him a 2 year gauranteed contract to sit on IR...

JeromeES 02-19-2006 10:44 PM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
Naw we should pick up Alton real world. He is a beast.

TheMalcolmConnection 02-20-2006 08:38 AM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
Or how about Johnny Fake Name? :)

Oakland Red 02-20-2006 02:55 PM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
Man, I saw Owens play this year. That yard he gained was something else. He had a big hole, but a DT tapped his shoe at the line of scrimmage and he collapsed. But he took that handoff like an NFL veteran.


RUSHING GP Att Gain Loss Net Avg TD Long Avg/G
----------------------------------------------------------------
Reine', Antwain 10 207 1138 44 1094 5.3 10 86 109.4
Stewart, Dustin 10 153 726 16 710 4.6 6 50 71.0
Hostetler, Chase 9 75 298 10 288 3.8 0 31 32.0
Johnson, Rrock 11 51 240 1 239 4.7 1 25 21.7
Jarrett, Brad 10 13 100 1 99 7.6 2 22 9.9
Lash, Rob 11 12 80 12 68 5.7 1 21 6.2
Sapanaro, Matt 5 8 54 0 54 6.8 0 16 10.8
Pullen, Marc 3 2 27 0 27 13.5 0 18 9.0
[color=Red]Owens, Darryl 9 1 1 0 1 1.0 0 1 0.1[/color]
TEAM 2 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0
Kane, Dan 3 9 9 33 -24 -2.7 0 6 -8.0
Cerreta, Sam 9 43 67 108 -41 -1.0 1 16 -4.6
Total.......... 11 575 2740 225 2515 4.4 21 86 228.6
Opponents...... 11 382 1718 256 1462 3.8 11 91 132.9

jordanz301 02-20-2006 04:05 PM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

That Guy 02-20-2006 05:10 PM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
he was better last year ;)

Dirtbag59 02-20-2006 10:14 PM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
I can hear his theme song now
"Lets go D.O, Lets go D.O."

I can also hear TO filing a lawsuit to get the money to feed his family. Poor schmuck.

SmootSmack 02-20-2006 10:34 PM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
I wonder if that Chase Hostetler kid is related to Jeff

jdlea 02-21-2006 11:12 AM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
[QUOTE=Oakland Red]Man, I saw Owens play this year. That yard he gained was something else. He had a big hole, but a DT tapped his shoe at the line of scrimmage and he collapsed. But he took that handoff like an NFL veteran.


RUSHING GP Att Gain Loss Net Avg TD Long Avg/G
----------------------------------------------------------------
Reine', Antwain 10 207 1138 44 1094 5.3 10 86 109.4
Stewart, Dustin 10 153 726 16 710 4.6 6 50 71.0
Hostetler, Chase 9 75 298 10 288 3.8 0 31 32.0
Johnson, Rrock 11 51 240 1 239 4.7 1 25 21.7
Jarrett, Brad 10 13 100 1 99 7.6 2 22 9.9
Lash, Rob 11 12 80 12 68 5.7 1 21 6.2
Sapanaro, Matt 5 8 54 0 54 6.8 0 16 10.8
Pullen, Marc 3 2 27 0 27 13.5 0 18 9.0
[color=Red]Owens, Darryl 9 1 1 0 1 1.0 0 1 0.1[/color]
TEAM 2 1 0 0 0 0.0 0 0 0.0
Kane, Dan 3 9 9 33 -24 -2.7 0 6 -8.0
Cerreta, Sam 9 43 67 108 -41 -1.0 1 16 -4.6
Total.......... 11 575 2740 225 2515 4.4 21 86 228.6
Opponents...... 11 382 1718 256 1462 3.8 11 91 132.9[/QUOTE]

:lol:

That Guy 02-21-2006 04:13 PM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
just so everyone knows, he's a WR, not an RB ;)

Dirtbag59 03-11-2006 05:09 PM

Re: I've solved all our problems, my friends.
 
Man since Free Agency is in Full Swing we got bring this thread back from the dead. Look that guy, who started it solved all our problems by discovering D.O.


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