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Mattyk 04-20-2006 09:42 AM

F... office dumpers
 
Sorry if I offend anyone who does this... but what's up with office dumping? Can't people save this for home? We have a guy in my office that is in the dumper no less than 5-6 times a day, what in the hell is he doing in there so much?? If you're on the can that much I really think you need to change your diet.

Our men's room is just nasty. Seems like anytime I go in there, someone is on the can going to town. I just don't get it, I understand if it's an emergency, but some people are in there all the time, and the worst part is some people will try to talk to you while they're doing their business.

What's your guys stance on office dumping?

BrudLee 04-20-2006 10:00 AM

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[B]Love[/B] the office dump. I just sit there, growling, and getting paid.

Mattyk 04-20-2006 10:02 AM

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[quote=BrudLee][B]Love[/B] the office dump. I just sit there, growling, and getting paid.[/quote]

Thanks for the laugh :)

PWNED 04-20-2006 10:03 AM

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Yar.

Schneed10 04-20-2006 10:12 AM

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I'm a daily office dumper, but I try to be considerate and open the bathroom window after dropping my grimace. Luckily it's a one-man bathroom with only one toilet, so you can open the window and shut the door and the stench is gone in 10 minutes.

5 or 6 times a day on a routine basis sounds like a gastrointestinal problem to me. Might be Crohn's or irritable bowel?

TheMalcolmConnection 04-20-2006 10:18 AM

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Yeah, I've heard of Crohn's. I knew a guy who would go 10-12 times a day.

BDBohnzie 04-20-2006 10:38 AM

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in the building, each floor has facilities, men's with 4 stalls...it's a riot when they're all full and the bathroom smells like a chicken farm (Brud knows what I'm talking about)

TheMalcolmConnection 04-20-2006 10:42 AM

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Between 2 and 3 is the bewitching hour for all the men where I work. It's like we all fight for the private stall upstairs. If you miss out you go to the dungeon downstairs.

jamf 04-20-2006 11:12 AM

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Hmmm.

For some reason I hate the Office/school/gas station/public place dump.

I dont want to do the business with other people in the room and I dont want anyone else smelling my funk of 10,000 years.

jbcjr14 04-20-2006 11:44 AM

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We have the same problem. Two stall bathroom and 4 floors. All the people from the 3rd and 4th floor come down to our floor to take their daily shit. I even hear them playing games on their blackberry's sometimes.

Also...a little courtesy, when you do the deed, flush the damn thing. Remember, its not your water and the smell will not be as bad if you flush at least twice in your session.

***Matty - I believe its time for the f...threads to have their own home!!!!!

Mattyk 04-20-2006 11:49 AM

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[quote=jbcjr14]We have the same problem. Two stall bathroom and 4 floors. All the people from the 3rd and 4th floor come down to our floor to take their daily shit. I even hear them playing games on their blackberry's sometimes.

Also...a little courtesy, when you do the deed, flush the damn thing. Remember, its not your water and the smell will not be as bad if you flush at least twice in your session.

***Matty - I believe its time for the f...threads to have their own home!!!!![/quote]

I've gone into our bathroom and turned right around and walked out. We have a guy in the office who is the foulest MF'er known to man. I can't imagine death smelling worse.

Yeah, I'm warming up to the idea of a F... forum. Stay tuned.

SmootSmack 04-20-2006 11:53 AM

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I worked at this one place one time (I won't say where) and so I go into wash my hands after lunch. Coworker is in there, we chat a couple of minutes about who remembers what.

Someone is in the stall. Starts making these grunting noises, suddenly it turns into moaning noises, then rapid deep breathing. Followed by an "Oh my God, Yes"

My coworker and I couldn't stop laughing. So dude walks out and it's our boss! He was red when he saw us. I was only there a couple more weeks but I never shook his hand again.

dmek25 04-20-2006 11:59 AM

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courtesy flushes are a must in a public bathroom.when i worked strictly daywork i always went right before work and right after.now that im on swingshift with weird hours,whenever i feel the urge,i gotta go(usually no more than twice in a twelve hour shift)

dmek25 04-20-2006 12:00 PM

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i cant believe im reading this in a somewhat public setting:)

SmootSmack 04-20-2006 12:01 PM

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With my current job I have the benefit of working literally across the street from my apartment so if I have to take a dump during the day I walk home. Unfortunately, it's a perk ESPN won't be able to provide for me when I join them.


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