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Mattyk 05-05-2006 05:04 PM

Battle of the Chucks
 
Who would win this battle royale?

In this corner we've got [URL="http://www.chuckzito.com/default2.htm"]Chuck Zito[/URL], this guy has kicked a ton of azz

[IMG]http://www.chuckzito.com/action_photos/images/splits_big.jpg[/IMG]


Over here we've got somebody who needs no introduction, I give you [URL="http://www.chucknorris.com/"]Chuck Norris[/URL]... the man, the beard, the legend!


[IMG]http://www.rrlicensing.com/store/catalog/images/Chuck%20Norris.jpg[/IMG]

GTripp0012 05-05-2006 05:08 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
How can you beat Chuck Norris?

Schneed10 05-05-2006 05:11 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.

I'm sorry, I'm taking Norris. He's got three fists.

gibbsisgod 05-05-2006 05:13 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
[quote=Schneed10]There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.

I'm sorry, I'm taking Norris. He's got three fists.[/quote]:goodjob: thats pretty funny



and the beard acts like razor wire to anyone who touches it

Schneed10 05-05-2006 05:15 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
Razor wire that comes off in your skin like the quills of a porcupine.

Chuck Norris also used his beard to deflect the bullet that supposedly killed JFK. When JFK saw this, his head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Daseal 05-05-2006 05:22 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
Bruce Lee.

gibbsisgod 05-05-2006 05:31 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
The power of Chuck Norris is unrivaled.

He has unprotected sex with the victims of Ron Mexico and they are magically healed and Chuck is unfazed!

BrudLee 05-05-2006 05:36 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
There will be chunks of Zito in Norris's stool.

gibbsisgod 05-05-2006 05:50 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
[quote=BrudLee]There will be chunks of Zito in Norris's stool.[/quote]and theres no need for a courtesy flush cause chucks shit dont stink!

jdlea 05-05-2006 06:04 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
Whoever votes for Zito should have to be roundhouse kicked by each of them. And I'm pretty sure we all know that Zito would have to go first cause said voter would most certainly be deceased after a run in with Mr. Norris.

gibbsisgod 05-05-2006 06:08 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
[quote=jdlea]Whoever votes for Zito should have to be roundhouse kicked by each of them. And I'm pretty sure we all know that Zito would have to go first cause said voter would most certainly be deceased after a run in with Mr. Norris.[/quote]followed by a banning from the warpath for questioning the greatness of Mr. Norris.


Its how he would want it.

PSUSkinsFan21 05-05-2006 06:20 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
In most polls, there isn't a right or wrong answer. In this one, there clearly is. Zito = Mortal. Chuck (there is only one being who can go by simply Chuck) = Immortal. Result: Norris wins, and it's not even close.

gibbsisgod 05-05-2006 06:22 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
i see that someone disagrees with yuo psu and has them killing each other.....come on people ... who was it?

BigSKINBauer 05-05-2006 06:33 PM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
jack bauer



but i do vote chuck

Mattyk 05-08-2006 11:36 AM

Re: Battle of the Chucks
 
ok, this was just a warm up for Chuck. He automatically advances to the championship round based on the fact... well based on the fact that he's Chuck freaking Norris.

We need to get some more tough guy battles going... who should be in the next match?


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