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ArtMonkDrillz 05-15-2006 03:22 PM

15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
people wanted to know...

1. People would know when to back the F up
2. It would make pouring a beer into a beer bong easier when binge drinking alone
3. You could open the car door even when your hands were full of stuff (like beer and liquor)
4. Easier access to an itchy back
5. I could use it to protect my "valuables" in a street fighting situation
6. Seriously people, look at the way the tail is pointed straight out, back the F up
7. I need something to lean my head on that wont mess up my sweet mullet
8. My dog has a tail and girls seem to think he's cute, might work for me too
9. Tails increase balance, I need balance in my life
10. Sucker punches are easy, but imagine how much easier they would be if you could tap someone on their back with your tail to distract them
11. Dude, it's a tail, why wouldn't I want one?
12. I would finally have an excuse for biting people: "Shouldn't have pulled my tail"
13. I wouldn't have to express my emotions using "words," whatever those are
14. I could double fist and still be able to take a shot
15. To swat away horse flies, those little bastards need to know when to back the F up

anybody got any better ideas?

TheMalcolmConnection 05-15-2006 03:28 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
16. So I can be on the Sega all-star team.

[IMG]http://nekron.vimm.net/sonic2/Tails.jpg[/IMG]

TheMalcolmConnection 05-15-2006 03:29 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
Damn, I didn't know Tails was gay.

Daseal 05-15-2006 03:32 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
Ive been saying this for years. I've wanted a tail so bad. But like a monkey or oppossum tail that works. Not a fluffy tail or a shitty horse tail. Or even a rat tail!

ArtMonkDrillz 05-15-2006 03:33 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
[quote=Daseal]Ive been saying this for years. I've wanted a tail so bad. But like a monkey or oppossum tail that works. Not a fluffy tail or a shitty horse tail. Or even a rat tail![/quote]

exactly

TheMalcolmConnection 05-15-2006 03:34 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
I just want a third hand or a third penis.

ArtMonkDrillz 05-15-2006 03:46 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
I'd like my original ear back

TheMalcolmConnection 05-15-2006 03:47 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
Talk to Mrs. Potatohead.

BrudLee 05-15-2006 04:50 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection]I just want a third hand or a third penis.[/QUOTE]
So you're counting your boyfriend's now?

gibbsisgod 05-15-2006 05:45 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
17. you could always have fun chasing your own tail when you get lonely?

cpayne5 05-15-2006 08:11 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
[QUOTE=Daseal]Ive been saying this for years. I've wanted a tail so bad. But like a monkey or oppossum tail that works. Not a fluffy tail or a shitty horse tail. Or even a rat tail![/QUOTE]
I remember when you had a rat tail back in elementary school. :D

dmek25 05-15-2006 09:50 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
tmc you make it sound like you already have 2 penis???

BigSKINBauer 05-15-2006 10:47 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
what is plural for penis? Penis, penises, penisi...?

BDBohnzie 05-15-2006 10:51 PM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
penii

TheMalcolmConnection 05-16-2006 08:30 AM

Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail
 
[quote=dmek25]tmc you make it sound like you already have 2 penis???[/quote]

I didn't studder. ;)

I'm originally from Chernobyl.


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