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mheisig 06-09-2006 12:52 PM

The Problem with Today's Kids
 
Well here you go - the heart of the issue of what's so wrong and screwed up with kids today: iPods are cooler than BEER! WTF?!
[INDENT]"If a recent Student Monitor survey of 1,200 college students at 100 U.S. schools is to be believed, undergrads now think it is more “cool” to be holding an iPod music player than a beer.

Student Monitor has been conducting the survey for 18 years. Only one other time was beer knocked out of its #1 spot on the list of “in” things—the Internet took the prize in 1997."[/INDENT]
[URL="http://news.tmcnet.com/news/2006/06/08/1675758.htm"]Full Article[/URL]

I think the iPod is as nifty as the next guy, but I can't drink it, it doesn't make ugly chicks hotter, and I'll be damned if that iPod comes in a Samuel Adams Black Lager variety.

TheMalcolmConnection 06-09-2006 12:59 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
And I can't use it as an excuse for banging a D.U.F.F. either.

Friend: So why did you bang that fat beast?
Me: I was rockin' out to Blink 182 and it just happened!

TheMalcolmConnection 06-09-2006 01:01 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[IMG]http://www.propsfx.com/images/ipod.gif[/IMG]

I can tell by the silhouette that this chick is hot. But tell me that she wouldn't be even hotter with a few beers in you? I'd even say I'd do JUST the silhouette.

PWNED 06-09-2006 01:02 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
indeed a beer in hand is worth two in the bush.

mheisig 06-09-2006 01:04 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[QUOTE=TheMalcolmConnection][IMG]http://www.propsfx.com/images/ipod.gif[/IMG]

I can tell by the silhouette that this chick is hot. But tell me that she wouldn't be even hotter with a few beers in you? I'd even say I'd do JUST the silhouette.[/QUOTE]

More importantly, if Silhouette Chick was holding a beer instead of an iPod, she'd be much more inclined to do you as well.

iPod: "I'm just jammin, leave me alone"
Beer: "I'm horny and getting drunker by the minute."

TheMalcolmConnection 06-09-2006 01:05 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
HAHAHAHAHA. True enough. And I know I WOULD think she was way cooler holding a beer.

PWNED 06-09-2006 01:05 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
i would think she was way cooler holding my johnson.

mheisig 06-09-2006 01:07 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[QUOTE=PWNED]i would think she was way cooler holding my johnson.[/QUOTE]

I'm sure she could switch from the iPod Nano to something equally small.

PWNED 06-09-2006 01:09 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
i am 47% johnson, 52% of me is solid muscle.

mheisig 06-09-2006 01:10 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[QUOTE=PWNED]i am 47% johnson, 52% of me is solid muscle.[/QUOTE]

What's the other 1%?

PWNED 06-09-2006 01:12 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
the 1% of my penis i gave to your mother. BOO YAH!

PWNED 06-09-2006 01:13 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
you fell for the setup hook, line and sinker ;)

mheisig 06-09-2006 01:17 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
I guess that explains why she was so disappointed.


BOOY...oh wait, I'm not 12 anymore...

BigSKINBauer 06-09-2006 01:20 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
[quote=PWNED]you fell for the setup hook, line and sinker ;)[/quote]or you can't count and that is the problem with taday's youth

PWNED 06-09-2006 01:20 PM

Re: The Problem with Today's Kids
 
aw come on. i keed i keed. sometimes people get their panties in a wad around here.


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