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SmootSmack 07-11-2006 11:58 PM

If I Could Be Like Mike
 
[url]http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html[/url]

“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Michael Jordan), said Heckard."

I've never heard of anyone complain that people think he plays ball like MJ.

hooskins 07-12-2006 12:06 AM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
[quote=TAFKAS][URL="http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html"]http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070606_news_jordan_lookalike.314c6e50.html[/URL]

“Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Michael Jordan), said Heckard."

I've never heard of anyone complain that people think he plays ball like MJ.[/quote]

This is probably the most retarded thing I have ever seen. I really hope this case is thrown out. Honestly at times like these, it really does seem a British "common sense" judicial approach makes sense. This case would be thrown out immediately, and this guy would probably be fined for wasted court funds (ex. "hot coffee" case in England).

Monkeydad 07-12-2006 12:44 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
Well let's make this a class action lawsuit for everyone with a shiny head!

Excuse me while I shave.



These type of lawsuits are getting ridiculous. No one wants to work for their money anymore. I think we should enact legislation that says if you bring a frivilous lawsuit into court that you must pay for the court costs AND a fine for wasting taxpayer money and the time of the person you're trying to steal from.

The woman who didn't know coffee was hot before she drove with a styofoam cup between her legs shouldn't have won...she should've been reimbursing the court for wasting their time.

These kind of people are also why our insurance (of all kinds) rates are so high now.

TheMalcolmConnection 07-12-2006 01:10 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
What a freakin' douchebag. Puts things in real perspective.

ArtMonkDrillz 07-12-2006 01:32 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
I'm going to sue Shaq for copying my game. Even though I'm about 5'9'' and can't jump I know that if I were his size I would have played just like him, but now I can't because he took my only chance. To the court house!

TheMalcolmConnection 07-12-2006 01:34 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
I guess I'll have to sue Ron Jeremy's penis then.

724Skinsfan 07-12-2006 01:35 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]I guess I'll have to sue Ron Jeremy's penis then.[/quote]

Can I sue myself?

TheMalcolmConnection 07-12-2006 01:36 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
I guess if you want to lose EVERYTHING YOU OWN!

ArtMonkDrillz 07-12-2006 01:38 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
Good guess, rookie. I just lost a buck....TO MYSELF!!!

TheMalcolmConnection 07-12-2006 01:39 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
Nice job Farva.

SmootSmack 07-12-2006 01:41 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
People have told me that I use words, and occasionally images and smilies, to convey opinions on a Redskins message board much like ArtMonkDrillz.

"Wow, you write posts like AMD. You use words, images, smilies. It's uncanny. Sometimes I can't tell the difference" Well you know what? Enough is enough. AMD is a great fan site poster but the comparisons are causing undue grief. But I'm not suing broke ass AMD.

No, I've decided to sue The Ego for facilitating these endless comparisons. Who's with me?

TheMalcolmConnection 07-12-2006 01:42 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
Class action baby.

724Skinsfan 07-12-2006 01:46 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
What % of the settlement did your lawyer get?

gibbsisgod 07-12-2006 01:49 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
[quote=724Skinsfan]What % of the settlement did your lawyer get?[/quote]i think if we get in on the ground floor we get a bigger chunk!

BDBohnzie 07-12-2006 01:50 PM

Re: If I Could Be Like Mike
 
I can imagine Jordan's rap starting kinda like this:

"[h]e take my money, when [he's] in need
Yeah [h]e's a triflin friend indeed
Oh [h]e's a gold digger way over town
That digs on me"

Just need Jamie Foxx to sing it...


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