I Heart Clinton Portis
 

In a man-love kind of way. This is just too funny:

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Scroll through the next three photos of him.

Re: I Heart Clinton Portis
 

HAHAHAHAHAHA! CP is freakin' hilarious. I gotta' say though, he definitely looks like he's lost some weight.

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HAHAHAHAHAHA! CP is freakin' hilarious. I gotta' say though, he definitely looks like he's lost some weight.[/quote]

Yep. Go speed racer, go.

Re: I Heart Clinton Portis
 

I do hope he plans on having a press conference right before opening day's game this year. I want him to bring back Southeast Jerome!

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i thought i saw an interview recently where he said he would not be dressing up this season?

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Yeah dressing up was to pick up spirits in the locker room. Now he IS REQUIRED to make it a regular thing b/c its too funny. His inner child has escaped no doubt.

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it'll be the ghost of southeast jerome...SE Jerome's dead man... :D

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[quote=BDBohnzie]it'll be the ghost of southeast jerome...SE Jerome's dead man... :D[/quote]

But Bro Sweets is alive and kicking!

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[quote=BDBohnzie]it'll be the ghost of southeast jerome...SE Jerome's dead man... :D[/quote]

Haven't you ever watched a soap opera they die and come backto life twice an episode. SE Jerome should return as a time traveler sent back from the future and he is holding the SB trophy. And the people rejoice.

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I've got my cynical hat on and I'm wondering if you guys would think he was funny if he played for the Cowboys?

I suspect the comments would be something along the lines of, "What a jerk Clinton Portis is."

Just a thought.:)

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He'd be dead to me if he did and would join the list of smoot, coles, and Lavar. Joining the Cowboys is no laughing matter. In fact, it would be sad b/c you can't pick a more disgusting franchise to play for.

Re: I Heart Clinton Portis
 

[quote=davy]I've got my cynical hat on and I'm wondering if you guys would think he was funny if he played for the Cowboys?

I suspect the comments would be something along the lines of, "What a jerk Clinton Portis is."

Just a thought.:)[/quote]

I don't think I'd be annoyed or think Portis was a jerk if he were doing it as a Cowboy, but I sure wouldn't find it very funny. Nature of the beast.

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I think what Portis and guys like Chad Johnson do is funny, because they are making fun of themselves and not anyone else. Unlike what T.O. has done in the past, like standing on the Cowboys star after scoring a TD. That is taunting and uncalled for. I wonder if he will go stand on the star when he scores this year? If I were a Cowboy fan and he did that, AFTER doing it in the past, I would still be angry. What a show off he is.

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That's the biggest burger I've ever seen!

Re: I Heart Clinton Portis
 

bless that man.

everyone noticed the week he stopped dressing up was the week our streak ended and we got eliminated from the playoffs right?

just saying.