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TheMalcolmConnection 07-28-2006 02:01 PM

Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
Did anyone else think this was rather homoerotic?

[url]https://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/vcc/procede/backyarddrills/216446/[/url]

TheMalcolmConnection 07-28-2006 02:02 PM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
I've also heard that the better players make worse coaches because the game came naturally for them.

ArtMonkDrillz 07-28-2006 02:08 PM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
I think someone brought up these crappy videos before. Any time I hear that you can learn tips from the likes of Danny "my hands are smaller than Alex Smith's" Wuerffel I tend to walk away.

TheMalcolmConnection 07-28-2006 02:09 PM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
I hadn't seen them until NFL Network started showing them. Tuna has the most SHIT EATING grin on his face ever.

"I can get the most out of young men."

I'm sure you can there, big guy.

ArtMonkDrillz 07-28-2006 02:18 PM

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hahaha. "Just leave your sons alone with me in the locker room and in five minutes I can turn them into men."

Mattyk 07-28-2006 02:29 PM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
I always laugh at these commercials.

Hi, I'm Bill Parcells, the fat slob coach of the Dallas Cowboys. My boss doesn't pay me enough, so I've got this side gig of hocking cheesey instructional DVDs. Please send me your money, I need another cheeseburger.

TheMalcolmConnection 07-28-2006 02:30 PM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
Seriously. It was like he was trying to hold down the laughs while he did it. Do you think he even gives instruction in them or just relies on the old has-beens and never-was's to do it for him?

ArtMonkDrillz 07-28-2006 02:52 PM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
We all laugh, but if Gibbs put out a video like this we'd probably all pre-order copies.

ArtMonkDrillz 07-28-2006 02:52 PM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
but then again, Gibbs rules and parcells drools, and he eats a lot.

Monkeydad 07-28-2006 03:03 PM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
$199 value?

For 6 1/2 hours of video?

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE...that's worth $200.

FRPLG 07-28-2006 03:27 PM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
[QUOTE=Buster]$199 value?

For 6 1/2 hours of video?

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE...that's worth $200.[/QUOTE]
It comes with $175 worth of coupons to all of the Tuna's favorite fast food places.

"Young boys can't become young men if the Tuna doesn't feed them."

TheMalcolmConnection 07-28-2006 03:35 PM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]We all laugh, but if Gibbs put out a video like this we'd probably all pre-order copies.[/quote]

Not me. Honestly, Gibbs would lose some respect in my eyes. You shouldn't have to do crap like that unless you're doing it for free. And you KNOW Tuna got paid.

BDBohnzie 07-31-2006 10:13 AM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
Gibbs certainly wouldn't stoop to that level. He's got a successful NASCAR business to fall back on. I could see Larry Eustachy putting a video out (How To Pick Up College Chicks: A Coach's Idiot Guide to Being a Woman Molesting Booze Hound)...

ArtMonkDrillz 07-31-2006 10:18 AM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
I would buy the tuna's videos, but only if they ever lead to back-to-back-to-back Pop Warner National Champions.

TheMalcolmConnection 07-31-2006 10:22 AM

Re: Bill Parcells: Backyard Drills
 
I have a feeling it'll only lead to wang-to-back-to-wang elephant walking.


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