TheMalcolmConnection Chat: Question Request
 

Since I'm getting FAR behind in my Burgundy Army writer duties, I ask that you post some questions about the Redskins, me or life that generally want answered by the all-knowing Malcolm. Matty asks my article be football related, so at LEAST give me a few football questions. Since I add in my own two cents every now and then, I'll answer all questions objectively and truthfully and then FLIP THE F*CK OUT!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOI.

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you totally need to put some kind of nostradamus spin on it tmc!

...or negrodamus for you Chappelle Show fans.

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Shhh, there is a method to my madness. Matty knows the premise behind this, so just get postin'!

NOW. You may ask my opinion on the Redskins offseason draft picks, you may ask my opinion on Hydrox vs. Oreos. It's YOUR choice. YOU have the power. And so does He-Man.

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Could you write an article about the orgins of your douche bag-ness?

Actually, an epic poem might work better.

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(and everyone in the crowd is like, "Oh snap, damn son, you gonna take that?!?!")

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Noted. Once MalcolmChat August 1st Week wraps, you'll see the origins. AND it's douchebagosity. Learn to reed.

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my bad, I should know as I have that affliction too.

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you could also give us an update on how PWNED is learning and progressing under your wing.

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how about an article on who the Skins biggest competition is going to be this year.

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That's going to be the subject of a future article. I've had people all over my town trying to figure out who it is. What's entertaining is that I REALLY don't think it's one of my friends, otherwise he would have told me who he is already. I have four suspects, one is female (possibly my fiancee, so maybe five), and the others all live near me.

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[quote=ArtMonkDrillz]how about an article on who the Skins biggest competition is going to be this year.[/quote]

Thank God. A real question. I thank you and Matty thanks you.

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Malcolm the great, whats for dinner?

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My next article is basically going to be a question and answer-type thing, similar to what all the ESPN analysts do every now and then. Except mine will be far superior in content and torque.

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[quote=gibbsisgod]Malcolm the great, whats for dinner?[/quote]

HAHA. Also, good question.


OK, let's do this. Post me one non-serious question (Redskins related if possible) and one serious question (that most DEFINITELY has to be Redskins-related).

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[quote=TheMalcolmConnection]HAHA. Also, good question.


OK, let's do this. Post me one non-serious question (Redskins related if possible) and one serious question (that most DEFINITELY has to be Redskins-related).[/quote]

How about you post something about one of your meetings with a Redskin player as the non-serious thing, if it was interesting and long enough.