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BrudLee 08-04-2006 08:45 AM

Busy weekend
 
Not only will I be at the scrimmage with my 4 1/2 year old son, but earlier that morning (tomorrow), I'm picking up a foriegn exchange student from Uzbekistan to live with me and my family for the year.

So, to anyone complaining about my tardiness in the parking lot, it's because I'm trying to get into heaven.

BigSKINBauer 08-04-2006 08:51 AM

Re: Busy weekend
 
if you don't teach him to love the skins, you didn't teach him shit.

I suggest pre-season you teach him the rules coupled with league history. During the season he will be ready. If he doesn't like it... Tell him that in america you don't need to study, you only have to love the skins because that is all important. When the skins win the super bowl yell at him for being a band wagon fan.

SmootSmack 08-04-2006 09:10 AM

Re: Busy weekend
 
I thought the parking lot was heaven?

BigSKINBauer 08-04-2006 09:27 AM

Re: Busy weekend
 
the parking lot is not in heaven nor hell. It is somewhere inbetween, but still not in this world. The parking lot is nowhere. It lies somewhere between the crust and the filling of pies and ? 3.

Hail2theskins 08-04-2006 09:29 AM

Re: Busy weekend
 
[quote=BigSKINBauer]if you don't teach him to love the skins, you didn't teach him shit.

I suggest pre-season you teach him the rules coupled with league history. During the season he will be ready. If he doesn't like it. Tell him that in america you don't need to study, you only have to love the skins because that is all important. When the skins win the super bowl yell at him for being a band wagon fan.[/quote]

hahahahaha brilliant

BrudLee 08-04-2006 10:48 AM

Re: Busy weekend
 
[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer]if you don't teach him to love the skins, you didn't teach him shit.

I suggest pre-season you teach him the rules coupled with league history. During the season he will be ready. If he doesn't like it. Tell him that in america you don't need to study, you only have to love the skins because that is all important. When the skins win the super bowl yell at him for being a band wagon fan.[/QUOTE]
Done.

BrudLee 08-04-2006 10:52 AM

Re: Busy weekend
 
[QUOTE=BigSKINBauer]the parking lot is not heaven nor hell. It is somewhere inbetween, but still not in this world. The parking lot is nowhere. It lies somewhere between the crust and the filling of pies and ? 3.[/QUOTE]
This year, the parking lot is our tunnel. We will stand, and jump and yell, and get fired up on adrenaline (and liquor). Then, just before kickoff, we will charge into the stadium and overwhelm our opponents. I may even dance like Ray Lewis on the way in, so people know not to f with me (since I might kill them).

BDBohnzie 08-04-2006 11:32 AM

Re: Busy weekend
 
i can see it now, a line of drunken rowdy WPers lining the way between the tailgate and the stadium, with Brud doing the Ray Lewis the entire way up...only to get in the stadium around the 2nd quarter because of the constant stops and falls.

ArtMonkDrillz 08-04-2006 11:49 AM

Re: Busy weekend
 
I don't think I'll be very busy this weekend. In fact, I think Sunday could be downright [I]lazy[/I]...

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’.
Hello?
What up, Parns?
Yo Samberg, what’s crackin’?
You thinking what I’m thinkin?
NARNIA.
Man, it’s happenin’.
But first my hunger pains are stickin’ like duct tape.
Let’s hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery’s got all da bomb frostins.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, BAKERS DOZEN.
I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, where’s the movie playin’?
Upper west side, dude.
Well, let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Map Quest.
That’s a good one, too.
Google Maps is the best.
True that.
DOUBLE TRUE.
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka.
What you wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHER******
It’s the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yo, stop at the deli.
The theater’s over-priced.
You’ve got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice.
Don’t want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
I’ll reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl actin’ like she never seen a $10 before.
It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and I’m ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying, what we’re handlin’.
You can call us Aaron Burr.
From the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons.
Now parked in our seats.
Movie trivias the illest.
Which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it’s gonna get tragic.
We’re bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with…
the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia

BigSKINBauer 08-04-2006 12:10 PM

Re: Busy weekend
 
[URL="http://www.nbc.com/Video/videos/snl_1432_narnia.shtml"]Here we go[/URL]

ArtMonkDrillz 08-04-2006 12:20 PM

Re: Busy weekend
 
Thanks BSB. If you like that video check this one out, I think it's even funnier (just watch the real Lazy Sunday first if you haven't seen it yet so that the second one makes sense):

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76aOtlXYaJs]YouTube - Lazy Ramadi[/url]

Schneed10 08-04-2006 12:21 PM

Re: Busy weekend
 
[quote=BigSKINBauer]the parking lot is not in heaven nor hell. It is somewhere inbetween, but still not in this world. The parking lot is nowhere. It lies somewhere between the crust and the filling of pies and ? 3.[/quote]

LOL

BDBohnzie 08-04-2006 12:49 PM

Re: Busy weekend
 
AMD you lazy bastard...I'll be at Olney Manor tomorrow (and hopefully Sunday) for a tourney. Stop by if you're bored, and you can see my fat ass hit a few homeruns.

And why did they close Madison's and Stained Glass? You mean I have to go all the way to Glenmont now for my 1/2 pizza on Monday and Tuesday?

ArtMonkDrillz 08-04-2006 12:59 PM

Re: Busy weekend
 
[quote=BDBohnzie]AMD you lazy bastard...I'll be at Olney Manor tomorrow (and hopefully Sunday) for a tourney. Stop by if you're bored, and you can see my fat ass hit a few homeruns.

And why did they close Madison's and Stained Glass? You mean I have to go all the way to Glenmont now for my 1/2 pizza on Monday and Tuesday?[/quote]

I know they closed the SGP2 to put in offices (those certainly won't be very big) but did they also close Madisons? You could always go to Sol De Italia in Aston for 1/2 priced pizza on Mondays. I'm going to the one in Layhill tonight b/c my buddy is playing guitar and whatnot.

saden1 08-04-2006 02:02 PM

Re: Busy weekend
 
[QUOTE=BrudLee]I'm picking up a foriegn exchange student from Uzbekistan to live with me and my family for the year.[/QUOTE]



Are you going to feed and cloth this student?


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