Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise
 

[url=http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-082806cruise,0,1677604.story?coll=la-home-headlines]Tom Cruise Cuts Deal with New Group - Los Angeles Times[/url]

Will they begin setting up those biofeedback booths at home games?

As far as the Lord Xenu crack back, see:

[url=http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2005/11/lord_xenu_part_.html]Chicago Tribune | The Watcher[/url]

or refer back to the South Park episode in question.

Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise
 

tom cruise is one wacked out dude

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Maybe our offense is controlled by alien spirits and that's why they suck right now...

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[URL="http://www.thewarpath.net/warpath-parking-lot/13943-dan-snyder-signs-tom-cruise.html"]Ahem[/URL]

Y'all don't spend enough time in the parking lot anymore. It's Locker Room this, News Wire that. Sigh...I miss the simpler days of June

Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise
 

You better Lock It Up!

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[quote=TAFKAS;209544][URL="http://www.thewarpath.net/warpath-parking-lot/13943-dan-snyder-signs-tom-cruise.html"]Ahem[/URL]

Y'all don't spend enough time in the parking lot anymore. It's Locker Room this, News Wire that. Sigh...I miss the simpler days of June[/quote]

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Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise
 

This may be the beer talking, but I'm not going to lie. That cat is cute.

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that just made me giggle like a fat girl going down a water slide

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So Dan Snyder owns Tom Cruise now? Can he kick? He wont be bringing any of his views or opinions within 2K miles of any Redskins will he??? File for a restraining order now.

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I hear that Cruise is going to make Top Gun 2. His co pilot is going to be SouthEast Jerome.

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all i know is, if he gets to wierded out again, we might have to sick sheriff gonna getch ya on him

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Listen, if I had a quadrazillion dollars, I'd do the same thing. Since Tom Cruise went "crazy" he's put out two movies. Those movies, "War of the Worlds" and "M:I 3", made a billion dollars.

The only financial investment more guaranteed to make money is counterfeiting.

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[quote=BrudLee;209614]Listen, if I had a quadrazillion dollars, I'd do the same thing. Since Tom Cruise went "crazy" he's put out two movies. Those movies, "War of the Worlds" and "M:I 3", made a billion dollars.

The only financial investment more guaranteed to make money is counterfeiting.[/quote]

Uhm uh, actually, those two movies put an entire studio in the tank -- which is what TCs firing was actually all about.

Re: Lord Xenu Lives: Snyder Bails Out Tom Cruise
 

[quote=BrudLee;209614]Listen, if I had a quadrazillion dollars, I'd do the same thing. Since Tom Cruise went "crazy" he's put out two movies. Those movies, "War of the Worlds" and "M:I 3", made a billion dollars.

The only financial investment more guaranteed to make money is counterfeiting.[/quote]

Wheres the respect held for good actors in good movies??
Toms last two:
War.... snoozer.
MI....... most hilariously intolerable dosage of Cruise, Boooooooooooo.

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[QUOTE=RiggoRules;209647]Uhm uh, actually, those two movies put an entire studio in the tank -- which is what TCs firing was actually all about.[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/2005/WARWD.php"]War of the Worlds [/URL]

[QUOTE]Released in US June 29, 2005
Total US Gross $234,277,056
Production Budget $132,000,000
Worldwide Gross [B]$591,736,081[/B]
MPAA Rating PG-13 for frightening sequences of sci-fi violence and disturbing images.
Ad Budget (Nielsen): $46,500,000

Running Time: 116 minutes

US TV Rights (ABC/TNT, August 2005): $25,000,000 (estimated - Variety)
[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/2006/MISS3.php"]Mission: Impossible 3[/URL]

[QUOTE]Released in US May 5, 2006
Total US Gross $133,501,348
Production Budget $150,000,000
Worldwide Gross [B]$390,178,624 [/B]
MPAA Rating PG-13 for intense sequences of frenetic violence
[/QUOTE]

If your business crashes because a couple of movies only made $981 million, I wouldn't blame the movies.

I'm only defending Cruise because he may come to my tailgate on the 11th, now that he's an employee.